Hey Chap 2.

When they got to the orphanage, I saw quite a handsome man sitting at a desk writing stuff.

"Ok everyone some lovely people are here to adopt!" she said "now remember the drill, and you Riddle if they do want to adopt you don't get mad because their car wheel is 1 inch to small ok."

"Yes Mrs. Bighead," said Tom bitterly.

"No Tom its pronounced Misses Beeg-Heed not Big Head." said Mrs. Bighead.

"She was such a.." I said.

"Don't finish that sentence." Said Lily.

"What I was just going to say.." I said again.

"NO DON'T SAY IT!" Lily said.

"Bighead!" I said.

"Oh…" Said Lily with a sigh of relief.

"I look pretty sad there" I said.

Then we looked in the window and there was Mini-Me crying on the bed.

"Oh and you guys don't know that I cried ok?" Said the Voldemort dressed up as a Santa talking to Harry and Co.

"Yes sir" they all replied.

ANYWAY

"Are you learning anything from this Voldemort??!?!" said Lily.

"Not really" I said.

"FINE YOUR GOING BACK TO HOGWARTS!" Lily screamed!

When I got back to Hogwarts I went to sleep.

Than 2 minutes later.. It was Nearly Headless Nick!

"Come with me, I am the ghost of Christmas Present" said Nick.

"Ugh ok" I said.

So as I was reluctantly following the ghost of Christmas present, we walked into your Dormitory Harry.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" said all the boys. "PERVERT"

"Shut up you were all sleeping" said Voldemort.

ANYWAYS

"Look at this boy," Said the ghost pointing Ron "He is really poor"

"How is this my fault?" I said.

"You didn't give his dad enough pay" Said Nick.

"HE DOESN'T EVEN WORK FOR ME THOUGH," I said.

"Yea well look at this boy" he said pointing to Neville. "You drove his parents insane and now he has to live with his Grandmother."

"Oh well, I mean.. I'm sorr.. NO WAIT I DID THAT ON PURPOSE, BAH HUMBUG" I said.

"Ugh I have to show him the Kid." He said.

"The Kid? Who's the kid?" I said

"The Kid is a boy that has had a miserable life because of you, you are always trying to kill him, I'm surprised he just hasn't committed suicide!" Said Nick.

"Oh wow, I feel so sad.." I said.

"Good" he pointed to Harry's Bed.

"Oh its just the potter boy, nevermind." I said.

"Darn I was close.." said Nick.

After that Nick and I went back to my dorm and I sat their waiting for the third ghost.

Than the door opened and there was a ghost with a black hood and I couldn't see his face.

"Finally they sent a death eater to get me!" I said.

The Black hooded person just nodded their head side to side and pointed me outside the door.

Crap the ghost of Christmas yet to come.

So than I walked outside the door and we appeared in a graveyard.

"HEY, this is the same graveyard that I was reincarnated!" I said.

Than the cloaked figure pointed to a regular size tombstone that said "Moldywart, the man who was defeated by a seventeen year old."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I said Darth Vadar style.

Than Wormtail appeared with the shoe I threw at him on the train.

"Master I know I was an idiot but I was the only one that remained loyal," said Wormtail.

Than he got up and left.

Than some kids came by and started making fun of Voldemort.

"I could have defeated him"

"Why were our parents so scared of him?"

"Defeated by a baby AND 17 year old"

They said some other really rude remarks.

"DEATH GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU IM A CHANGED MAN PLEASE!!!!!!!!" I said begging at the cloaked figure.

Than the cloak came off and it was DUMBLEDORES GHOST!

Tom you have learned your lesson. Now put this suit on and talk to the boys in the common room he said with a wink and walked off.

The next Moment I was in a fat suit and going down a chimney.

"Now I'm telling you boys the story of my night." Said Voldemort.

"Wow that must have been scary" Said Dean.

"Oh it was" said Voldemort.

"So now that you are a changed man what are you going to do with the death eaters?" asked Ron.

"Well I was thinking about changing to the Peace Eaters. You know dress as hippies and promote world peace and blah blah.." he continued rambling.

5 MINUTES LATER

The boys were all on the floor sleeping.

"Oh dang I bored them to sleep, oh well, now I have to go tell the story to the Hufflepuff." Said Voldemort.

Than he walked out of the fat ladies door thing and hear him mumble I hope its not to yellow in there.

THE END

Have a Merry Christmas!

R&R