"So..." Raivis trailed off; looking at the next ride they came to. "...this is a thing that holds two per seat?"
"Says here." Eduard looked up from the map, "It's a shooting-while-you-go ride."
Peter grabbed Raivis's arm, "Then Raivis is with me!"
"Of course." Tino said, looking at the Estonian, "He really needs to see Raivis more often, Eduard."
Toris smiled at Tino, "We wish we could have more days like this, but with the three of us being paranoid about Ivan, well, it isn't possible."
"Ya s'yin' 'm not int'm'datin' 'nough fer ya?" Berwald asked.
"Su-San! You are not intimidating!" Tino said like a wife, "Quit calling yourself that! You are handsome and not scary at all."
Eduard flinched, surprised that the Swede didn't tackle the Fin for saying something like that right to his face.
"Dad! C'mon! It has a fifteen minute waiting time!" Peter called, Raivis being dragged behind him as he ran to the line.
Berwald only had to walk to catch up, Eduard following and Toris keeping Tino by his side.
"You know that Ryan guy?" Toris whispered to Tino.
"Oh, that guy that saw us like four times today?" Tino responded, "Yeah."
"Well, I think he got ahold of my phone when it fell out of my pocket," Toris stopped with the other nations in line, "And put his number in the contacts."
Tino blinked, "Delete it."
"But... what if he calls?"
"Aren't you dating Feliks?" Tino asked.
"NO!" Toris replied firmly, getting a few stares from other people. He shook his head in distress, "I mean, Eduard and Raivis think we are, but we aren't."
"Oh, I see." Tino patted the Lithuanian on the back, "Well, just for today, Feliks is your BF. And if that Ryan guy calls, change your number."
"OK." Toris said, shaking from the thought of this Ryan guy stalking him like Ivan used to.
Ryan and Ivan sounded a lot alike...
"Toris." Eduard chimed, interrupting the thoughts of the other man, "Your riding with me, right?"
"Y-yeah!" Toris answered, pulling out his phone, "Hold on, I gotta do something."
He went through the list to Ryan's self-inserted contact, selected it, and erased it, promising himself to change his number and get the word out to the other people on his list.
In the meantime, Toris came here to have fun, not to be stalked by Ryan.
Peter and Raivis stood in front of the adults, idly looking around the room they were in while they waited for their turn on the ride. Seeing the things up on the wall and everything was interesting, but they got old after staring at them for a while.
"Hey, Peter." Raivis muttered, "Is it just me, or does this feel kinda... I don't know... spacey?"
"It's outer space shooting." Peter answered, "We're in a different part of the park, so, yeah."
"Are you still going to ride the coaster your Dad challenged you to ride?" Raivis swallowed a bit.
"Sure I am!" Peter said, sounding braver then he felt, "I don't wanna fold clothes! And I'm sure that you don't wanna vacuum."
"I don't." Raivis muttered, "Is there a way that you can change the challenge – like, I go on a smaller coaster that goes upside down by myself."
"Nope. Once Dad makes a deal, it's a deal unless it has to be changed by reason." Peter pulled Raivis forward and saw that they were almost up to the ride. "If I get a higher score, though, you have to get me another boat making kit."
"And if it's me?"
"You can get a free hug and a sandwich." Peter smiled at the older boy.
"Nah, how about a laptop?" Raivis joked.
"I don't have that much allowance, smart one."
"Well, you buy me another game for my Wii."
"Which one?"
"The racing one."
"There's a buncha racing ones, Raivis."
"The one with the mushrooms..."
"Mario Kart?"
"Yeah, that and three wheels."
"I don't like you right now, but OK." Peter crossed his arms, next in line, "I guess boat making kits cost just as much, huh?"
"Yeah, from the store I get them from, the cheapest one is forty bucks."
"Dang!"
"A'r'gt boys." Berwald pushed the younger nations forward, letting them walk to the on coming car that awaited them.
"Sweet! I feel like I can rule the world, desu yo!" Peter waved an arm around, Raivis nodding at the man who helped him into the car.
Toris and Eduard got into the car behind them.
"Hey there." Ryan said, locking Toris and Eduard in, "Stay safe, have fun." He winked at the Lithuanian.
Making said man shudder after Ryan walked off.
"Is he... stalking you?" Eduard asked nervously.
"He put his number in my contacts before handing me back my phone." Toris was shaking, "I'm scared."
"Well, Feliks can come and save you."
"Um, no."
The two Baltics laughed.
"I am... HUNGARY!" Raivis commented once they left the ride, celebrating that he was going to get a new game.
Peter, sulking a little from losing, then laughed at the deep voice that left the usually calm and sweet sounding Raivis.
His sweet sounding Raivis.
"Well, if everyone else is hungry, then we're gonna get lunch." Toris answered, "Oh, and, like, by the way." his high pitched voice returned, "No one cares if, like, you won a, like, free game from your little BF."
"Grow a pair, stop talking like a girl." Eduard's deep voice also made a comeback.
"But!" Raivis held his nose, "If you call now in the next ten seconds, we'll throw in a free Hit-Him-In-The-Nuts-Because-He's-Talking-Like-A-Snobby-Teen Paddle for free! That's the Nut-Grower, and the Hit-Him-In-The-Nuts-Because-He's-Talking-Like-A-Snobby-Teen Paddle all for the price of~"
All three Baltics spoke in their respective fake voices, "One Million Dollars!" lifting their pinkies to their mouths.
The other three nations laughed so hard, Peter fell over.
"You guys should show up at the late night comedy on Saturday." Tino wiped tears from his eyes.
"We just do it for our entertainment." Eduard smiled, "It makes me feel young again."
"And you're what, fifty?"
"Hey now."
"I'm just saying." Toris held his hand out to the Estonian, "You are old."
"Look who's talking!" Eduard replied.
"Su-San, are you ready for lunch?" Tino started looking at the map for places to eat, "If you are, I'm sure that there's –"
"'m starvin'." Berwald replied, sounding glad that they – finally – got to eat somewhere, and sit down.
"My feet hurt." Peter said, "N-not that much though." He added, looking at his Dad.
"Well, I'm sure we could all say the same thing, Peter." Eduard replied.
"My f't dun h'rt." Berwald mumbled.
"If mine start to kill me." Tino made a scene, grabbing his hands together and holding them to one side of his face, blinking at Berwald, "Would you carry me, my love?"
Oh my gosh, romance novel scene. Raivis thought, staring wide eyed at the lovers.
"Love birds." Peter mumbled.
"Hm." Berwald held his chin in thought, "'nly 'f ya sleep w'th me t'night."
"Wink wink, nudge nudge." Toris brought back the high voice again.
"Toris!" Eduard slapped said man in the shoulder, "There are little ones."
"Like Raivis doesn't read anything graphic." Toris argued, "Besides, he knows more about –"
"Moving on!" Raivis called before Tino could, grabbing Peter's hand, and walking to catch up with the idly walking along adults.
"Raivis." Peter poked the older nation in the shoulder, "What did Toris mean by 'Wink wink, nudge nudge'?"
"Nothing." Came the reply.
"Ah, bite! Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom." Raivis made Peter laugh by eating a fry in a certain fashion.
Toris was going through his phone, he had a missed call, most likely from Ryan. He wished that anyone but Ivan – that included Feliks – could come and at least slap this man into getting some sense. Feliks – Ah, he'd to the job just fine! Toris thought.
Speaking of Feliks... there was Ryan, at the entrance to restaurant, talking to another coworker.
Toris' jaw shook as he bit into a hotdog, Eduard and Raivis sitting next to him not enough to make him comfortable.
Berwald, on the other hand, could make Toris feel safe – hey, he was the guy who made the restaurant open another line just for them by staring at the people working – although he was probably day dreaming.
So... Toris felt, mildly safe.
"Su-San." Tino said, "You want something else? You've already eaten all of your food, plus dessert, and I'm not even halfway done."
Berwald paused in mid-sip of his soda, shaking his head at the Fin before continuing.
"I wanna be like that!" Peter said, "I wanna eat a huge meal and not be stuffed!"
"Ya g'nna hafta g't off y'r butt." Berwald commented, "'n w'rk, get muscl's, 'n eat healthy." He ended the last two words clear as day.
"Yeah, yeah..." Peter shrugged, "I thought you were big and muscular naturally."
Hmm, big guys... Raivis thought, seeing Peter as a man like Berwald and not the cute, small boy he was.
That was when an image popped into his head, making his blush.
"Is it hot in here to you, Raivis?" Toris noticed the young nation's change of color.
"N-no. Why?" Raivis asked calmly.
"Because." Eduard said sternly, "This. Is. Good." He placed another fry into his mouth.
Tino laughed at how the Estonian kept his face to strict that entire time.
"You guys are so goofy." Peter sighed, "That it's a wonder that Dad hasn't melted from the weirdness radiating away from you two."
"Oh, wait, no, no, no!" Tino slid down in his seat like he was melting, "I'm melting! You and your goofiness! Eduard, I thought we were friends!"
"We were never friends!" Eduard took a loud deep breath, "Just accomplices. Now I have..." he held up Tino's wallet, which was sitting in the middle of the table, "...all the money in the world!" he held it up, not high enough for the other people in the restaurant to see.
"Noes! My monies!" Toris made a squeaky voice, snatching the wallet away from Eduard.
"It is not!" Raivis said deeply, "'Tis mine!" he snatched the wallet away from Toris.
"Noes!" Toris' voice was high and squeaky, "My monies be gone!"
"Ya w'nt s'me cheese w'th th't wine?" Berwald asked, shaking his almost empty cup around to make the ice slide and bring up the last of the soda.
"Yush!" Toris brought out his so called Green Giant voice, "Because I am, Lithuanian."
"Explains the weirdness." Tino commented, sitting up.
"OK, give Tino back his wallet." Peter snatched said item from Raivis, handing it to the Finnish man.
"Bathroom break!" Tino called, "What?" he asked, looking at the nations as they just left the restaurant, "Soda goes through my system like that." He snapped his fingers.
""kay. 'nyone else?" Berwald asked.
"Me." Peter said quietly, crossing his legs.
"Gotta go, go, go!" Eduard hissed, "Ha, get it? Raivis." He nudged the Latvian in the shoulder.
"Oh! Go, go, Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin' Pow-er Ran-gers!" Raivis sang dramatically.
Toris had to lean against the wall, and Peter about went right there from laughing so hard.
Inside the restroom, Toris was the only one at the sink, said restroom was relatively empty aside from Peter still in a stall, because he felt "Invaded" standing at the urinals.
He looked up at the mirror, seeing Ryan right behind him. He turned around; gasping to make sure he was just seeing things.
He wasn't.
Ryan pinned the Lithuanian to the wall, smiling, "Hello, Toris." He said like they were friends, "Having fun?"
Toris couldn't answer, he was too scared to. Peter would come out though, probably scare the man away.
Ryan's face was nearing.
Oh, shit no... Toris thought, He's gonna force me to kiss him.
Peter could be heard leaving his stall.
Thank goodness. Toris, on the inside, loosened up his stiff form.
"Aren't you going to kiss me, Toris?" Ryan whispered.
Toris blinked, hearing Peter leave through the other doorway of the restroom.
Great. Toris thought, I'm going to be violated right here in this bathroom –
"Hey! Like, what are you doing, you moron!"
Never before had Toris been so glad to hear that voice.
Ryan was grabbed by the collar, ripped back and thrown against a wall.
Toris smiled at his rescuer.
"What's taking Toris?" Eduard asked when Peter walked over to them.
"I thought he was already out here?" Peter looked around, "Guess not..."
"There he is." Raivis pointed at the Lithuanian, emerging from the bathroom with someone by his side.
"Feliks?" Tino blinked at the Polish man.
The two looked back at the door, seeing Ryan rubbing his face from where Feliks had slapped him while giving them a deadly look. Toris looked back at the blonde and smiled at him, "Thank you." He said, "I thought I would have died if a guy that worked at a park tried to, y'know."
"Like, totes cool, Liet." Feliks responded, walking over to Toris' group.
"Feliks." Eduard said, "W-what are you doing here?"
"I just, like, rescued Toris from being raped by that Ryan guy. I, like, so felt something was going to happen to Toris today. So, I, like, got in here." Feliks flipped his hair back.
"Oh, I see..." Tino could feel Berwald starting to tense next to him, seeing as how Berwald wouldn't want a cross-dresser near his adopted son.
"Hey Feliks." Raivis waved at the newcomer.
"Like, Raivis, you totally need to get a haircut, and – oh, Peter! You are, like, so cute!" Feliks kneeled down, grabbing Peter's cheeks.
Berwald gave off an uncomfortable atmosphere. Tino grabbed his arm, "He's fine, Berwald." The Fin whispered.
The Swede grunted a response.
"So... what are you gonna do now?" Eduard asked Feliks after the Polish man stood up, Peter rubbing his cheeks from the painful pinching.
"I'm, like, gonna walk around with you guys." Feliks wrapped an arm around Toris, "Because, like, my Liet needs to be protected from that stupid Ryan guy, and of course, he's mine."
"Told you they were dating." Eduard whispered to Tino.
"Like, Liet?"
"Yes, Poland?"
Feliks smiled at the others, "Sorry, but this needs a quick private talk. BRB." He dragged the Lithuanian away.
Raivis looked after them before turning to Peter, unconsciously rubbing Peter's still red cheek – "Sorry about what Feliks did..." the Latvian commented, pulling his hand away. He hurt Peter.
The Sealandic boy grinned, "As long as it wasn't you, it's cool."
Raivis kept looking at the ground, blushing at Peter's words.
Toris and Feliks came back, Toris red and Feliks smiling from ear to ear, "So, like, I know this may not be a shock to you, but, Toris is my BF now."
Tino jerked his head to Eduard, "You said they were already dating."
"I thought they were to." The Estonian rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.
"Like, what did you tell them?"
**OMG! Poland!
Toris: Dadada! Gay man!
Eduard: Hi! Here I come to save the day!
Raivis: And I look, fabulooooooouuuus!"
Poland: Like, that wasn't cool.
LOL I just had to put that in there, along with an episode reference. If you can point it out (Which, I'm sure it's obvious) and give me the episode number, food being eaten, and by which character (Obvious, I just want to see who reads my author notes.) then you get... something. Sorry if you liked Ryan, but I didn't so I made Poland come and be the hero in this story – although it's normally Alfred. But he's Matthew's Ryan stalking Toris is actually what happened to my sister and her friend one time at Ghost Town, every ride they went to the same guy was operating it. That was it, no confrontation or anything like that. So, I was somewhat original with Ryan stalking Toris. Anyway, next chapter will be up soon, and – will Peter ride the coaster? Will Raivis tell Peter about his true feelings for him? Will Feliks keep Ryan away from Toris, or will Ryan come back to stalk Toris even more? Will Tino ever be carried by Berwald because his feet hurt? Will Berwald not attack Feliks? Will Eduard get some action in this story? Will the Baltic Nations stop doing goofy things? Will you review and tell me the good things about this story and not flame it because you know flames will be burned with green fire and murdered with hockey stick?**