Author's Note: Put your arms out front and lean side to side.
Disclaimer: Inuyasha is hereby disclaimed.
Tree
"Sesshoumaru, we passed that weird tree three times already." Kagome leaned her head against the car window. The familiar scenery passed her by and the car sped up.
"Woman, this Sesshoumaru already knows that," Sesshoumaru gripped the steering wheel.
"Oooh, we're back at 'this Sesshoumaru' again, hmm?" she glanced at him from the passenger seat.
The former demon lord only looked straight ahead. His lips tightened in a grim line.
"Look, why don't we just pull over and look at the map?" Kagome sat up and reached for the map in the glove compartment.
"Thi - I don't need a map. I have patrolled my lands without the need for such...useless scrolls," he snarled.
"Uh-huh."
They were quiet as Sesshoumaru made turns in the residential area. His eyes came upon a familiar lawn ornamentation and inwardly groaned. His eyes shifted to Kagome, who also noticed the unwelcoming view.
"Read to this Sesshoumaru, Rin's directions!"
Author's Note: ...can you teach me how to dougie? Written for Dreamwidth's Dailyprompt: Funny-shaped tree on the lawn.