You know the drill. I own nothing 'cept the plot.
James, I'm scared.
Of what?
Not what. Who.
Well then, who?
Remus.
Oh. Which Remus? Remus Lupin or Remus Diggles?
LOL. Diggles…
Ahem. You were saying…?
Oh. Yeah. I'm afraid of Remus. Remus J. Lupin. Remus with the 'furry little problem'. Remus who was usually the mastermind behind all our pranks. That Remus.
Oh. That Remus.
I wish he'd just get the whole 'revenge' thing over and done with.
But we kinda did throw him off the Astr—
THAT'S NOT THE POINT! THE POINT IS… well it was funny…
Yeah… I totally LOL-d…
Yeah… xD
Hilarious that was.
What are you talking about?
Nothing, Moony, ol' pal.
… you were talking about me.
No we weren't.
I can read, Padfoot.
Dammit. Foiled again.
And for your information… My revenge is going along well.
Remus, bu-dday, let by-gones be by-g—
YOU FLUNG ME OFF THE ASTRONOMY TOWER!
We were DRUNK, Remus!
THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO FORCE ME INTO A DRESS—
—while you were out from alchohol consummation—
—AND THROW ME OFF THE ASTRONOMY TOWER FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT!
Hey! We can't take all of the blame! Peter was there too!
Yes, but Peter was conked out.
… and he gave you an offering of chocolate.
Yes, well… it was a lot of good chocolate…
Come on, Moony. Plus, you weren't even conscious when we threw you off the tower!
Yeah! And you didn't even get hurt!
But. You. Forced. Me. Into. A. Dress.
Yeah, so?
You. Took. Off. My. Clothes. And. Forced. Me. Into. Your. Aunt's. Dress.
And…?
Wouldn't you be… oh, I don't know… slightly bothered that your supposed 'friends' undressed you while you were UNCONSIOUS?
Oh.
Damn.
WHAT IF SOMEONE WALKED INTO THE ROOM WHILE YOU WERE DOING THAT?!
Oh.
Well if you put it that way…
*seething in fury* Which is why I've decided to give you a dose of your own medicine. Au revoir, my friends.
What do you—GOOD LORD!
REMUS! REMUS GET BACK HERE! Oh no, Lily's laughing at me!
This is just cruel, Remus.
I know.
Are you… cackling?
I think he is.
We can't tell over their laughter.
It is time for retaliation.
Agreed.
We plan our attack tonight.
"Remus."
"Yes, Sirius?"
"You made me and James wear dresses for a week."
"And?"
"We've decided to retaliate."
"So?"
"JAMES!"
"What are you calling Ja—Oh. Good Lord. No. I am not going to—Sirius! NO! LET GO OF ME SIRIUS! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! NO! I WILL NO—HELL NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! PETER! LILY! SOMEONE! SAVE ME!"
A/N: So. Two chapters in less than an hour. This's got to be a record. 8D
NEXT TIME!
What happened to Remus?