Oh come on, of course I don't own HP! *glare*
(If I did, it'd be much more hilarious… and much more Marauder-y, and SIRIUS WOULD NOT BE DEAD! *wail*)
… did I mention how much I hate you both?
Yes, I think you've established that.
We did good, Prongs.
YOU DID GOOD? YOU THINK THAT WAS GOOD?!
Well what do you think?
I think you've both gone so far 'round the bend you can see yourselves.
That hurts Moony. That hurts right here.
You wound me, my love!
Sirius?
Yes?
Shut up.
Once again, I say: YOU WOUND ME!
That was the point.
Yeesh, what made YOU so snappy?
Oh, I don't know… it could be the small fact that the both of you TURNED ME INTO A FREAKING GIRL!!
Oh yeah… that was hilarious.
I don't even remember how we did it. xD
You… but… YOU FORCE FED ME POTION! *fuming*
Ohh… yeaaah… I forgot. xD
We're sooo awesome.
Totally.
Just so you know, I'm going to make sure that you never rest again. Ever.
D'you know what he's going to do?
Please. We all know he's a loose cannon.
*cough* I'm what?
Um… the… er… uh…
THOUGHT so.
[2 months later]
Guys, can we stop this feud already?
Why? James deserves what he gets. Seriously.
Hey, it's not my fault Remus won't surrender!
ME? ME?! It's YOU who should surrender!
Guys, seriously. Even I think this is getting ridiculous.
*glare* Oh really?
What makes you think THAT? *glare*
It's just the fact that every single person/creature/professor/living being is afraid of taking/moving/eating/etc for the fear that they're going to be a victim of a prank. Example Given: ME.
Ah, yeah. Sorry about the whole 'Levicorpus-Flipped-Upside-Down-In-A-Chicken-Suit' thing. ;D
*glare*
Oh, and sorry for the… 'midnight swim' in the Black Lake while covered in the Giant Squid's favorite treat. xD
GUYS! *super glare*
Alright, alright, Pads.
Fine… killjoy.
KILLJOY?! I'M AFRAID FOR MY SANITY AND HEALTH!!
Yeesh. Fine. So. Prongs. Truce?
Truce.
Do you hereby swear to stop the Great Prank War of '75?
Agreed.
We'll shake on it later.
Fine.
THANK MERLIN!!
[Dialogue, still during the same Class, Binns]
"WE'RE SAVED! THEY'VE DECIDED TO MAKE PEACE!" shouted Sirius during the middle of one of Binn's lectures on the Great Goblin Rebellion.
Everyone got out of their seats and cheered, screaming: "WE'RE SAVED!" "FREEDOM! FREEDOM!" "WE'RE SAFE!"
Remus and James stared at them all incredulously.
"We weren't that bad, were we?" said James, rolling his eyes.
Everyone stopped to stare at James as if he'd sprouted a third arm.
"I think it's safe to say you guys were a force to reckon with. Even Evans was intimidated, James." Said Sirius matter-of-factly.
"Lily?" said James, perking up.
"Oh, dear Merlin, ARE YOU INSANE, SIRIUS?! THIS'S JUST GOING TO MAKE—"
"Does that mean Evans liked it?" said James, the Gleam entering his eyes. Everyone slowly backed away from James.
"—HIM CAUSE MORE MAYHEM AND CHAOS!" shouted Remus over James's inquiry, shaking Sirius shoulders like a rag-doll.
"SWEET BLOODY MERLIN!" shouted Sirius, smacking himself in the head just as the bell rang. "EVERYONE, RUN!"
They needed no more incentive.
They ran.
A/N: Ah, another chapter, more insanity. 8D
NEXT TIME!
James goes crazy. O__O