I don't own NUTHIN! … 'cept the plot. 8D
Good God…
This is YOUR entire fault you know.
Wha—How—HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?
Well let's see… 1. You made James realize that Lily was impressed by the scale of our pranks. 2. Because you did that, James has decided to go ALL-OUT CRAZY on Hogwarts. 3. That is why we are currently STUCK in Proff. Binn's class because James decided to 'Colloportus' the door right after he left.
Hey, not my fault the man's a genius.
You do realize that we're ALL going to be LATE to PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL'S class?
… no… James wouldn't do that…
Notice the bell that just rang.
… JAMES! GET YOUR SORRY ASS OVER HERE! JAMES!
He probably can't even hear us right n—
What?
… I stand corrected.
Huh?
Ahem. If you haven't noticed, Prongs ol' buddy o' mine, we're stuck in the most boring-as-hell class EVER.
Not my fault you guys are—what?
Lily's stuck in here too.
OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
No, I'm—
Finish that sentence, and you die.
—going to kill you James if you don't get us out of here!
That's better. Oh, and James, I suggest getting here in the next five seconds. Lily looks like she's going to blow her top.
… James…? Are you—hot DAMN that was fast.
Points to you, James for getting here in… 0.01 seconds.
[Dialogue, same class, Binns]
"Geez, James. Took you for-EVER to get here!"
"Shut up, Sirius, and move your ass out the door before I get James here to Transfigure you into a rubber chicken."
"Ooh, touchy, touchy, Re—"
"JUST MOVE YOUR ASS OUT THE DOOR, DAMMIT!"
"Alright! I'm moving! I'm moving!"
[Charms]
Hello all.
What's up, Moons?
Yeah what's u—MERLIN'S BEARD WORMS, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SWINGING THAT THING!
S-Sorry, P-Padfoot…
How are you stuttering when you write on your Parchment[1]?
I d-don't kn-know…
Yeah, yeah, whatever. But if you're going to VANISH a cat, I suggest you VANISH it by MAGIC, not by THROWING around the ROOM and hitting poor Padfoots in the HEAD!
Now who's touchy?
Shut up, Moony.
*rolls eyes*
I can see you, Moony.
*le gasp* Are you admiring my looks? Why Padfoot, I didn't know you cared.
Shut UP, Moony.
Ha! That's no way to treat the object of your affection!
Object of affe—are you CRAZY? I'm not a poof!
My sources say otherwise.
You source—WHAT?
Nothing, nothing…
… this conversation isn't over.
Oh yes it is. I said so.
… I hate it when you use your intelligence.
Whatever.
So what's this I hear about you and Jean Witherspoon?
Yeah we're going out. So?
What happened to Shawnie?
She became one of Them.
Sweet Merlin, ol' buddy, how did you escape the witch's clutches?
Simple. I kissed Jean.
Oh.
Sometimes I think They go crazy.
You THINK?
Shut up, Sirius. Besides, class is over.
Thank Merlin. Peter's Flying Cat was getting on my nerves.
[Dialogue, end of class, Flitwick]
Remus laughed as he walked out of the classroom, while Sirius smirked.
Peter just wondered why Remus would laugh at him whenever he looked at him.
A/N: WHOO! 8D
[1] - They used the Papel Telepathica spell
NEXT TIME!
Sirius and Remus have had ENOUGH of James' antics.