Hey, guys, I apologize if Rocky seems, um...always so in love with almost any guy she meets; like how she meets Kyle in this chapter. It's one of her flaws(and kind of like me when I see different cartoon guys). I mean, she's in love with Numbuh 1...and she never even met the guy! :D
Also, to all my loyal readers, here is THEE chapter you have been waiting for!
Oh, and quick question: Does anyone like The Fairly Oddparents?
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And she thought Batman's home was spectacular.
Rocky gazed around what Fanboy told her was the Fanlair. It was like a playground inside a home...and on top of an apartment building! Rocky made herself comfortable on their couch while Fanboy and Chum Chum were getting a set of boardgames for all of them to play together.
"Oh, KND girl!" Fanboy sang as he and Chum Chum came over with a handful of boardgames. "Get ready for non-adult villain battle! Because the Fanman's so going to kick your butt!"
"Bring it on," Rocky laughed.
Yes, she explained everything, from the Kids Next Door to her being an operative herself to Sector V and the mission that seemed to be a total waste of time. She knew she could trust these two, and anyway, KND was pretty much known all over the world; adults just didn't know which kid was an operative and which kid was not.
Plus, she did kiss Fanboy. That was trusting enough...
Before Fanboy could set the checker pieces, the doorbell rang.
"I got it!" Chum Chum said before he dashed to the door and opened it.
There stood a redheaded boy with a cape and the biggest set of braces anyone has ever seen.
"Hi, Kyle!" Fanboy waved excitedly. "Have you come to play with us?"
"Oh, please," the redheaded boy scoffed with his thick British accent, "I'm here to pick up the wand you boobs 'borrowed' from me."
"Oh, yeah..." Fanboy's voice trailed off. "By the way, if you're wondering why it seems a lot smaller than usual, it's because Chum Chum and I were trying to play frisbee with it."
"Oh, you moronic, sad excuses for humans..." Kyle muttered as Fanboy gave him back his wand.
"Oh, yeah," Fanboy said before he stood out of the way to motion to Rocky, who was busy setting the pieces together, "have you met Rocky?"
As soon as Rocky turned her head, seeing Kyle for the first time, something thumped in her chest.
That glorious red hair...that ever so pale skin...those adorable braced teeth!
"Hi," Rocky greeted shyly, flipping her loose hair off her shoulder.
Kyle's eyes met her sparkling brown ones. He pushed Fanboy out of the way as he made his way toward her. "Hello," he greeted.
Rocky just stared at him. "Have we met?"
Kyle blushed. "If we did...I'd definitely remember." He smirked at her, making her blush. "Love your outfit."
Rocky grinned as she gazed at his attire. "Nice cape."
"Well, isn't this nice?" Fanboy said happily as he stood between them. "We're all friends now! Kyle, do you know Rocky's a superhero?"
Kyle blinked. "Superhero?"
Rocky chuckled. "Fanboy, I told you, I'm no superhero, I'm just a member of the Kids Next Door."
"But you fight villains," Fanboy pointed out, "that's hero enough to me! Not like Man-Artica, but pretty close!" He motioned to Kyle. "Oh, and Kyle's a wizard."
Rocky turned to Kyle. "A wizard?" She repeated. "Gosh, the only wizard I know is the Dodgeball Wizard...never thought I'd meet an actual wizard."
Kyle wasn't sure whether she was playing around or showing belief. Fanboy and Chum Chum didn't believe him when he first told them he was a wizard...but then time went by and having been taken by a Griffin just proved enough that he truly was a wizard. Somehow, he regretted ever telling them of his powers...
"Allow me to demonstrate," Kyle chuckled before raising his wand and motioning in the air.
POOF!
Appearing out of thin air was a halo of daisies. It fell gracefully from the ceiling and landed directly upon Rocky's hands.
"Okay, Houdini," Rocky chuckled as she examined the flowers in her hands. "You got me."
"Well, this is nice," Fanboy sighed happily as he watched his two friends. "This calls for some mayo sandwiches! Chum Chum, let's fire up the toaster!"
"Got it!" Chum Chum chirped before he and Fanboy dashed to the kitchen.
Rocky and Kyle sat on the couch, smiling at one another, enjoying the silence for a few good moments.
"Lovely day, isn't it?" Kyle asked.
Rocky noticed something about the way he talked. "Your accent..."
"Oh, my voice?" Kyle asked. "Well, yes, I'm a Brit and all. Hup, hup, and tut, tut!" He winked.
"It reminds me of someone..." Rocky's voice trailed off.
"Someone, eh?" Kyle asked. "An old boyfriend, perhaps?" He grinned.
Rocky laughed. "Well, I have been crushing on the guy for a while...but nothing ever happened between us."
"How so?" Kyle asked curiously. "Who is this chap?"
Rocky averted her eyes. "A Nigel Uno."
"Interesting name," Kyle nodded, "is he part of this organization Fanboy says you joined?"
"Well, yes," Rocky said quickly, "at least...I think he still does. He's operative Numbuh 1, and he...well, no one knows exactly what happened to him."
Kyle raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"Yeah," Rocky sighed, "it happened long before I even became a KND operative. I've heard so many stories about Numbuh 1...and well, I just fell in love with him."
"So you've never met him, yet you're in love with him?"
"Hey," Rocky warned him playfully, "it happens to a lot of people!" She smirked at him. "You're lucky you're cute."
Kyle blushed. "My, you're quite the charmer."
"That's why I'm a KND leader," Rocky said proudly, "I can charm my way into anything."
Suddenly, something thumped and before any of them knew it, something sped quickly past them.
"Oh, Chum Chum!"
Rocky and Kyle turned toward the kitchen to see a girl with black pigtails and shining in yellow attire hugging the life out of poor Chum Chum; Fanboy looked on in annoyance.
"Yo!" Fanboy exclaimed. "Quit it!"
"You can't stop my love!" Yo shouted. "We are meant to be!"
"Oh, poo..." Kyle moaned as he shook his head. "The deranged, desperate girl is here."
"She seems...nice." Rocky said blankly. "Kind of clingy...and crazy..."
"Uh, Yo?" Chum Chum groaned as Yo hugged him. "Have you met Rocky?"
"Huh?" Yo turned to Rocky. "Oh, hi." Then she continued hugging Chum Chum.
"Oh, Yo, don't be rude!" Fanboy said before he grabbed Chum Chum away from her. "Rocky's our guest!"
"And she was Fanboy's first kiss!" Chum Chum chirped.
"Oh, right," Rocky frowned with a sarcastic laugh, "just tell the world, why don't you?"
"Soon she might kiss me," Chum Chum said with a dreamy sigh.
Yo's eyes widened. Then she wheeled toward Rocky. "No one can kiss my Chum Chum! Only me!" And she lunged at her...
And Rocky took out a different weapon from underneath her dress.
SPPPSSSHTT!
The next thing Fanboy, Chum Chum, and Kyle knew, Yo was covered in frozen ice. The three turned to Rocky in astonishment. Rocky just smirked before she pocketed her weapon.
"I didn't graduate early for nothing," she said with a flip of her hair.
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Kyle volunteered to bring the frozen Yo home; he also promised Rocky that after he thawed Yo out he would use a forget spell on her so she would never remember what had happened between her and Rocky. Rocky was grateful for that.
However, she felt she would have to keep her weapons close whenever Yo was around.
"Yeah, Yo's always crazy," Fanboy assured Rocky as he and Chum Chum linked arms with her as they walked down the street.
"And is Kyle always so..." Rocky searched her mind for the right word. "Sarcastic and witty?"
"That's our Kyle!" Chum Chum exclaimed with a smile.
"So," Rocky said with a playful smile as she shifted her gaze toward Fanboy, "where are you taking me now, Fan-cutiepie?" She winked at him.
Fanboy tried not to giggle as his mask turned a shade of red from excitement as well as embarrassment. "Well, as our new friend, we thought we'd take you to the one place that's even more cool than the Frosty Mart."
"Here we are!" Chum Chum exclaimed as he motioned to the building they stood in front of.
Rocky looked up at the sign. "Oz's Comics?"
"The place is a Heaven!" Fanboy sighed dreamily as his eyes sparkled.
"Cool," Rocky chuckled, "I love comics!"
"Oz?" Fanboy called as he and his friends entered the store. No answer. "Hmm...he must be out grabbing his third bucket of chicken legs. Oh, well..."
"Here, Rocky," Chum Chum said as he took her hand and dragged her over to a couple of arcade games in the corner. "Come play these!"
"Yeah," Fanboy agreed, "since you can beat Chimp Chomp so well, you might as well beat any game you'd like!"
"Aw, you tease," Rocky chuckled before she dug under her dress and took out a coin purse. "Here, guys." And she tossed them a few quarters.
"Yay, money!" Chum Chum squealed.
Rocky brushed a few strands of hair from her forehead before she slid a quarter into the slot and began playing. Fanboy and Chum Chum cheered her on.
While Rocky just played like the simple pro she was, no one noticed the door slowly open and a shadow past through and hid behind a stack of packaged comics. A head emerged from its hiding place, glaring at Rocky as she played.
"You are so going down, twerp," he whispered threateningly. "Get ready to be bopped..."
"Chum Chum and I are going to check out the action figures," Fanboy told Rocky as they walked off, "we'll be right back."
As soon as the due left Rocky to play, the figure decided to make his move, seeing as she was alone and distracted. Slowly moving toward her from behind, not making a sound, a mischievous grin formed on his lips as he raised his fist high in the air. He brought it down quickly as he could...
...and like before, Rocky grabbed it before it could even touch her.
"Say what?" Her enemy exclaimed, feeling the strength dig into his fist so painfully.
"I warned you, Boog," Rocky told him in a soft but threatening voice. She tightened her hold on him, making him groan in agony. "Never ever mess with a KND operative, especially if that operative is known as Numbuh 2-Double-o-2."
"Uh, if I apologize, will you let me off easy like last time?" Boog asked in a fearful voice.
Rocky just stared at him for a good few moments. "No."
Before Boog knew it, Rocky grabbed him by the shirt and slammed him into a nearby wall. Boog groaned as Rocky pressed his face roughly against a calendar that was hanging. Before he had time to say anything to beg for mercy, Rocky grabbed him from behind and pulled at him and tossed him into a nearby row of comic books.
"All this just to steal her bag of quarters?" Boog exclaimed to himself before Rocky grabbed him by the legs and dragged him on the floor.
With such amazing strength for a nine-year-old, she flipped him on his back and, like a hammer, tightened her hold on his legs as she banged his head against the hard wood floor. Boog cried out in pain as Rocky kept banging his head against the floor.
"My hair!" Boog cried out, despite the pain surging through his skull.
"Yeah, word of advice," Rocky said in a sassy voice, "get a haircut. You look like some Monty Python reject."
Before Boog had a chance to retort, he was flipped on his stomach. For a few moments, he thought Rocky had spared him.
Until he felt a hand dig into his pants from behind.
"AAAHHHH!" Boog screamed as Rocky pulled his underwear. She pulled so hard, so high from his butt, his screams went from manly to completely girly as the pain was unbearable.
"Oh, wedgie time is always my favorite to do to not-so-nice teens," Rocky said with an evil smirk as she yanked on him harder.
"Have mercy!" Boog cried out in a shrill, pleading voice.
Finally, Rocky released him, and his underwear was like one long rope as it lay on the floor, completely stretched out. Boog panted as he got to his feet, thinking the worse was over.
"Oh, Boog..." Rocky's voice sang in sickingly sweet tone.
He was wrong.
Boog fearfully turned around and glanced at Rocky, who smirked at him, smelling his fear like a hunter smelling his prey.
She raised her fist...
"Kidz bop!" Rocky shouted as she lunged at Boog.
And the next thing he knew, his face met with her small fist.
It was beyond painful, but the feel that his cheekbones might be shattering of her tiny but tough physique was nothing to the feel of the bracelet around her wrist. It scraped across his nose like thorns, the little rubies around it making contact with his skin and leaving behind deep indentations.
"Hey, Rocky," Fanboy called as he and Chum Chum came back, "what's going-" He and Chum Chum stopped as they witnessed the scene before them.
It was all a blur as Rocky beat Boog. She slapped his face, punched his gut, pulled his hair...she even bit his ear!
"Wow," Chum Chum observed in astonishment. "No wonder the Kids Next Door took her in. She's a beast!"
Finally, after all that, Rocky knew there was one part of his body she hadn't attacked yet.
With a raise of her leg, she swung it at him...
...right between his legs.
The will of her strength was so strong, Boog was kicked right into the air.
"Oh, snap!" Boog groaned as the impact caused him to hold himself as he flew right through the door.
Rocky breathed a deep sigh of relief as she ran a hand through her hair, her battle done.
"That was so awesome!" Fanboy cried as he and Chum Chum raised over to her and hugged her.
"You kicked Boog's butt!" Chum Chum cried. "And you bopped him! Not the other way around!"
"You are the coolest person we've ever met!" Fanboy exclaimed as he rested his chin atop her head and nuzzled it playfully.
Rocky blushed madly. Oh, how she wanted Fanboy to hold her like this forever, her living a wonderful, happy dream.
"What's going on?"
Some dreams were not meant to last that long...
Rocky turned to see an incredibly overweight man in a leader jacket and his hair pulled back in a ponytail walk into the store, a large bucket of chicken in his hands.
"Wow, he's cute..." Rocky muttered to herself.
"Hey, Oz!" Fanboy greeted excitedly. "Meet our new friend, Rocky!" And he draped an arm around her. "She was my first kiss..." Fanboy said in a giddy voice as he looked at Rocky with big, sparkling eyes.
Rocky chuckled and rolled her eyes. A boy could brag, couldn't he?
"Seriously?" Oz said with a smile as he placed his bucket on the counter. He eyed Rocky and the way Fanboy held her close and smirked. "Does Fanboy have himself a...fangirl?"
"Oh, call me every guy's dream girl," Rocky laughed, waving the joke aside.
"What happened here?" Oz asked as he gazed around his store. "It was as if someone had a fight with a gorilla!"
"Actually, it was no gorilla," Fanboy corrected. "It was Boog."
"And Rocky fought him and bopped him!" Chum Chum chirped.
Oz looked at Rocky with widened eyes. "Seriously."
"Fo-seri," Rocky said in a sassy, cool voice as she raised an eyebrow as she smiled her usual charming smile.
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Boog groaned as he laid his back atop of the counter of the Frosty Mart, a freeze pack right between his legs . Lenny's shift was over and Boog had to take the rest. Oh, the way Lenny had pointed and laughed at him when he stumbled into the store and held himself in agony.
Lenny was right. Boog got whipped.
Not just whipped...bopped.
The doors of the store swung open and an incredibly obese teen in a large white shirt and sandy blonde hair rushed in, followed by another teen with long, ever-so-attractive black hair and a cool green shirt with a hand print on the front.
"I can't believe you had me drive all the way from New York just to buy burritos, Owen!" The black-haired teen sighed as he watched his obese friend run around the store.
"Aw, come on, Trent!" The other teen said as he grabbed a armful of burritos. "They're just as Squirrel said! And you know my cousin Sadie would love some!"
"Oh, has food-loving run in your family..." The teen known as Trent rolled his eyes. He looked over to Boog, who continued laying on the counter. "Dude, what happened to you?"
Boog groaned. "Tried to steal some kid's coin purse and got it right in the burrito."
Trent cringed. "Dude, you seriously got owned."
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Guess who those two were! ;D If you've known me for a LONG time, you know my work and how MY universe runs for cartoons. ;)
By the way, that scene between Rocky and Kyle when they first meet...Toy Story 3 inspiration of Barbie and Ken. :D