Hey, for those of you who have been wondering where the formal Delightful Children are...they're in this chapter!
Only one more chapter to go before I start posting my Total Drama/KND story "Wish"!
Please read and review!
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Present day...
"Oh, man!" Fanboy laughed before sipping his soda. "So many awesome things happened in just one day! We made a new friend, I get my first kiss..." He shifted a playful gaze over to Rocky, who sighed in annoyance. "...and Boog gets bopped for once!"
"Wait a minute," Lizzie cut in, "but by any chance was that him back in Artic Prison?"
"Prisoner number 12692?" Rocky questioned. "Yeah, that's Booger."
Lizzie squealed as she was unable to hold her laughter. "Oh, my gosh! You totally pwned him! He looks like he got ran over by a truck!"
"And I might consider doing that if he ever bops me, or my friends, again," Rocky growled.
"Speaking of friends," Fanboy intervened. "Kyle called like ten times earlier." He handed her her i-phone. "Sorry, I didn't give you your phone earlier. Man, are your games addicting!"
"Is he really that cute?" Lizzie asked with a smirk. "The wizard kid?"
"Oh, trust me, Liz," Rocky giggled. "He has nicer red hair than Numbuh 86's brothers!"
"Oh, for the love of crud!" Numbuh 4 groaned as he pretended to gag. "You'll fall for just anybody, won't you, Rocky?"
"I fell for you, didn't I?" Rocky retorted.
Numbuh 4 became silent, utterly defeated in the witty banter.
"What about that crazy girl Yo?" Numbuh 363 stepped in. "Did the wizard really erase her memory?"
"Like answers on a chalkboard, pal," Rocky chuckled as she smirked.
"Now Yo and Rocky are friends!" Chum Chum said happily.
"Even though her constant annoyance brings me close to the brink of insanity..." Rocky sighed as she rolled her eyes. "Oh, I am so going to use my new KND weapon soon..."
"Speaking of weapons," Fanboy said, "man, did your siblings really fire it up when they came to town."
"Well, a certain someone told them I was in danger and being held captive..." Rocky said in a firm voice as she glared at her cousin.
"Hey, I was worried!" Numbuh 4 said as he held his hands up in defense. "And Bruce was eager for some butt-kicking."
"And we got some," said a voice.
All heads turned to see Rocky's siblings, aka Sector Z-1, approach their table from across the cafeteria, having finished another successful mission.
"S'up, my bros and sisters?" Rocky greeted as she high-fived her sister Ashley. "How was the mission?"
"Father was down to the ground," David said coolly. "What's going on with you?"
"Rocky's re-telling the story of how she met Fanboy and Chum Chum," Lizzie answered.
"And now we're getting to the part where we met you guys!" Fanboy said excitedly as he pointed a finger at Rocky's five siblings.
"Flashback time!"
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Flashback time...
"Your kung-fu is no match for my ever awesome skills!" Rocky said in a lousy Japanese voice as she shook her ninja action figure in her hand at Fanboy's.
"Then taste the power of my epic epicness!" Fanboy exclaimed as his crashed into her playfully.
Rocky and Fanboy played with their action figures on the floor while Chum Chum took a nap on the couch. Rocky loved the Fanlair, it was almost as nice as her sector's treehouse. And she loved the people she had met in this wonderful, crazy town. Well, almost everyone as her mind raced back to certain idiot teen and a completely psycho girl...
Suddenly, all heads turned when they heard loud banging on the front door.
"Open up!" Shouted a voice familiar to Rocky. "Kids Next Door! We know you got our sister in there!"
"Ashley?" Rocky gasped.
A foot broke down the door and her five siblings rushed in, weapons at hand and pointing right at Fanboy and Chum Chum.
"I didn't mean to use to hydrant, officer!" Fanboy exclaimed as he and Chum Chum raised their arms in fear. "That ultra-large frosty freeze was meant to be drinked!"
"Guys, guys," Rocky assured them, "they're KND operatives; Sector Z-1. And my soon-to-be siblings."
"Soon-to-be?" Fanboy asked in confusion.
"Sissy!" Ashley exclaimed happily before rushing over and hugging Rocky. "Oh, you're safe!" She glared at Fanboy and Chum Chum. "Did they torture you?"
"What?" Rocky exclaimed as she slid out of her hug. "What gave you that idea?"
"Cousin Wally told us you were in danger," Lenny answered.
"Why would Wally say something like that?" Rocky asked with a raised eyebrow. "Look, I know my friends aren't exactly Einstein and Darwin, but that doesn't give him a reason to say I'm in danger!"
"I think it was just jealousy..." David whispered to his siblings, who all nodded in agreement. They all put down their guns, motioning for the boys to drop their arms. "Hey, sorry about that. Big mistake."
"Oh, no problem," Fanboy laughed, "we make mistakes all the time!"
"This is Fanboy and Chum Chum," Rocky introduced.
"Hi!" Chum Chum chirped.
"Guys," she turned to the boys as she motioned to her siblings. "These are my soon-to-be siblings: Bruce, Ashley, Ogie, Lenny, and David."
"Okay, what's with the word 'soon-to-be'?" Fanboy asked.
"We're getting adopted," Ashley said simply, "by her Aunt Cleo and The Toiletnator."
"Toilet-who?" Chum Chum asked as he scratched his head in confusion.
"Adult villain," Rocky rolled her eyes, "but awesome daddy!"
"Our soon-to-be parents are going to marry really soon!" Ogie said excitedly.
"And we'll live like an actual family!" Ashley said excitedly.
"Aw, how sweet!" Fanboy said as he and Chum Chum swooned at their happiness. "Like Rocky being my first kiss..."
"Oh, will you quit bragging?" Rocky exclaimed in exasperation.
"You kissed the purple kid?" Ashley whispered to her. "Sissy, he's cute!"
"You should see Lenny and Kyle and Oz," Rocky whispered back.
"Well, since the door's busted down," Fanboy said as he gazed at the door on the ground, "who wants to go for a walk? More frosty freeze on the way!"
"Speaking of frosty freeze..." Rocky said as she turned to Bruce. "I've just found ourselves a new Artic prisoner..."
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Outside the Frosty Mart...
"Oh, wow..." Ashley sighed after taking a sip of her frosty freeze. "This is so good!"
"And the chips ain't badeither!" Ogie said as he dug a hand into his treat.
"Which is why we come here on a daily basis," Fanboy said proudly. He shifted his gaze over to Bruce, Lenny, and David.
They each seemed to be doing something interesting: Bruce was strumming his rubbery licorice strings as if they were the strings of a guitar, Lenny was idly drumming his fingers atop of his plastic can that held his chips, and David was shaking his bag of gumballs as if it were a maraca.
It almost sounded like music.
"Say," Fanboy said, "you ever thought of starting your own band? By the looks of it, you'd be pretty good with music."
"We already have," Rocky answered. "DUH."
"Well, excuse me!" Fanboy said in offense. "I had no idea!"
"No," Ashley corrected him. "Our band, it's called DUH."
"Delightfully Unbelievably Happy," Ogie informed, "we're the DUH Kids."
"DUH kids..." Fanboy pondered as he stroked his chin. Then his eyes widened in realization. "Oh, yeah! I saw you guys on TV! You totally rock the stage!"
Rocky chuckled. "Well, anything beats Fanny Fulbright's tap dance. If it weren't for us, Gallagher Elementary School would have never won the money."
"And you're aunt..." Fanboy added excitedly.
"Soon to be my mom," Rocky corrected, "yeah, she knows Squirrel Winters; they're good friends."
"Oh, the beautiful Squirrel Winters..." Fanboy sighed dreamily as his eyes sparkled. "I hope she's my second kiss..."
"Only all the single ladies can you get your desire, my Fanboyish friend," Rocky laughed.
"Hey," Ogie chirped, "remember that song we sang that won us the contest?"
Rocky and Ashley's eyes sparkled. "Oh, yeah."
"That song?" Bruce asked. "Oh, man, did we rock hard!"
"Let's rock harder then," Rocky smirked as she shifted her gaze to Fanboy and Chum Chum. "Let's show them what DUH is all about!"
"On it!" Lenny exclaimed before his fingers tapped his can in rhythm.
"Oh, yeah!" Bruce smiled as he strummed firmly across a few held licorice pieces he used as his guitar.
"Shake what your momma gave you!" David said before he began shaking his bag of gumballs.
Rocky smiled as she stood in the middle between Ashley and Ogie as the music became a bit louder and more interesting. Fanboy and Chum Chum watched in anticipation, not realizing a small crowd was forming behind them.
Finally, the girls sang.
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies
"Now put your hands up," Rocky said before she raised her hands up and sang the next verse.
Up in the club, we just broke up
I'm doing my own little thing
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
Cause another brother noticed me
I'm up on him, he up on me
Don't pay him any attention
Just cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me
The girls were swinging their hips as the music their brothers played became more lively and their small audience grew more amazed at their talent.
Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
"Whoa, oh, oh," Rocky sang as her head went left and right as she locked gazes with Fanboy, whose face began to heat up from the excitement of it all.
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
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Present...
"Oh, boy," Fanboy sighed as his eyes closed and imagined it all too well, "if the girls sang 'I Want to Know What Love Is' then the scene would've been more perfect."
"A boy can dream..." Rocky laughed as she rolled her eyes.
"Speaking of dreams," David smirked, "I'm dreaming big on that Squirrel Winters, eh?" He playfully bumped elbows with Lenny and Bruce who laughed in agreement. "Man, it's so awesome mom is friends with her!"
"She is godly," Lenny sighed.
"You'd say that about Mrs. Thopson," Rocky rolled her eyes, "hard-headed, rotten witch..."
"Rocks," Wally assured her, "I'm sure she didn't mean to say I'm an idiot..." He paused, his bottom lip quivering. "Right?"
"You're talking about a woman who was once Queen of the were-dogs!" Ashley exclaimed.
"Were-dogs?" Fanboy and Chum Chum exclaimed in excitement.
"Are they cute versions of werewolves?" Fanboy asked excitedly.
"They're about as cute as Boog after I gave him a black eye," Rocky grunted.
"Oh, yeah!" Lizzie said excitedly as she took out her i-phone. "I got a picture of it!"
"Let me see!" Numbuh 363 said in excitement as Lizzie pressed on her phone to reveal the photo. "Oh, sweet! I've never seen that shade of black and purple before!"
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Yeah...though I never mentioned it in Operation: CHANGE, Rocky and her silbings are most definitely a child band called DUH. Awesome name, huh? :D And FYI, Boog's Artic Prison number that Rocky mentioned, number 12692, that's my birthday. :)
