Note: I don't own these characters, except for Jimmyfish, Jennyfish, and Ghost.

THE ROOM

Previously, on The Room, Sandy, Squilliam, and Squidward had problems with volume. In the first vote-off, each of the 3 Loud S's got 4 votes, but the final vote sent Squilliam packing. But, he didn't need to, since he only brought himself.

Perch arrived at 7 a.m. the next morning.

"Hey, the 11 of you! Where's Krabs? Did he quit in the middle of the night?" Perch asked.

"No, he fainted in the bathroom. He was allergic to the pizza," Spongebob sniffed.

"Oh. Well, today is the first challenge and the second vote off," Perch said.

"…" said Mr. Krabs.

"Oh no! Mr. Krabs can't talk! Mr. Krabs, did you hear Perch's speech earlier?" Spongebob asked, and Mr. K nodded, "Good. I'll take good care of you, Mr. Krabs!"

"Just follow me for the challenge," Perch stated, and headed out the door.

"Am I allowed to quit right now?" asked Squidward.

"You can, I guess, but why?" Perch asked.

"Because the bed I got broke in half when Patrick was sleep-walking and jumped on it!" Squidward said, "Aw, whatever. I'll show you all up and then quit. Heh."

The group of 12 tired sea creatures and Perch arrived at a track field.

"Whoever jumps over the hurdles in the first half, crawls under the hurdles I the second half, and makes it to the finish first wins immunity in the next two vote-offs, meaning nobody can vote you off. If you lose, you will leave and not get the money. Ready. Set. Go!" Perch stated.

In the lead was Sandy, Flying Dutchman, and Jimmyfish, followed by Jennyfish, Mr. Krabs, Spongebob, Squidward, Karen, and Ghost, with Patrick, Plankton, and Gary bringing up the rear.

"Okay, we have our challengers close to the finish! In first is, Jimmyfish! Then, Sandy, Flying Dutchman, Jennyfish, Karen, Ghost, Squidward,Mr. Krabs, Spongebob (who had stated that he would stay behind Mr. Krabs in his time of need), Gary, and…

"The last player that won't get the pink slip is… Patrick!" Perch jumped as he announced.

"Running isn't for me," said Plankton, "And because of that, I won't get enough money to RULE THE WORLD!"

"Jimmyfish is now immune to any votes of he gets. Any vote for him will not be counted, so if you don't want to vote, vote for Jimmyfish! But, he'll only be immune for this and the next vote-off," said Perch, leading the remaining 11 back to the room. He then passed out paper and pencils.

"Okay, with zero votes, off the hook is Jimmyfish, Jennyfish, Mr. Krabs, Spongebob, Patrick, Ghost, and Gary. So the 4 with votes are Squidward, Sandy, Flying Dutchman, and Karen. With one vote, Karen and Sandy. And leaving is… The Flying Dutchman! Sorry, Mr. Dutchman, but you had 5 votes to Squidward's 4," Perch exclaimed.

"Oh, it's not your fault, Perch. It's ALL SQUIDWARD'S!" Flying Dutchman said, and zapped the crud out of Squidward, whose screams deafened you.

"Okay. I'll stay so Dutchman doesn't get me," Squidward said.

"I can't stand this. Buh-bye!" said Karen, who left.

ATTENTION, KAREN, YOU HAVE VOLUNTARILY LEFT THE COMPETITION AND DO NOT WIN A MILLION SAND DOLLARS, the intercom said.

Perch sighed. "They leave so fast."

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Author's Note: So, another three have been annoyed and unwanted too much or bad enough at running to leave or get kicked out of the show. Please review! It may seem lame now, but it'll only get better, slightly worse, and then better again!