Note: I don't own these characters, except for Jimmyfish, Jennyfish, and Ghost.

THE ROOM

Previously, on The Room, Squidward was voted off, Gary lost the challenge, and Mr. Krabs was tricked into leaving. Sandy won immunity for the next vote, while Jimmyfish's double immunity carries over to the next vote as well. Six remain. Who will go next?

"I think I'm starting to really hate this place," said Jennyfish.

"That's understandable," said Jimmyfish. "I mean, seriously, what do we have here? Four, erm, three beds, white walls, and a bathroom. Bore-ing."

"We haven't done anything except vote each other off and have a bunch of challenges," said Sandy.

"Which haven't really been challenging at all," said Spongebob.

" ," said Ghost.

"I wish I knew what he was saying," said Patrick.

" ! ! !" shouted Ghost. The other five looked at him strangely. " ," he finished.

"Um… wait… when is Perch gonna come in here and tell us about our next challenge?" asked Jennyfish.

"Right now!" The door to the room opened, and the smiling host entered… The Room.

"Seriously? Is it possible to just say 'the room' instead of '…The Room'?" asked Sandy.

"Hey, don't break that fourth wall," said Perch.

"?" asked the others.

"…Never mind," said Perch. "Come on out, you'll have your first challenge now, outside." Reluctantly, the six players followed him out.

"What do we have to do now?" asked Spongebob.

"Now, you have a memory challenge. Each of you will receive, randomly, a wooden block in one of six colors- red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. Then, the blocks will be returned, and you'll each roll a die to receive a number from 1 to 6," Perch explained. "Remember your number and color, it'll help you soon."

Looking at each other, they had no choice but to go along with Perch's game. Spongebob was the first to reach into the bag, pulling out an orange block. "Orange!" he said, in a weird, summarizing way.

Sandy went after him, getting the green block. Patrick got yellow, Jimmyfish got red, and Jennyfish got blue, which left Ghost with purple.

"Alright, you all remember each other's colors? Great!" said Perch. "Now put the blocks back into the bag from which you took them." The players did so, except for Patrick, who began to chew on his.

"Mmm… lemony," he said.

"…" said the other contestants.

"Patrick!" said Perch, snapping the starfish out of his trance.

"Oh. Sorry," Patrick said, throwing the slobbery, gnarled wood back into the bag. Looking at it, disgusted, Perch threw the bag into a random nearby woodchipper.

"…" said the contestants.

"Okay, now roll this die," Perch said. Sandy was the first to roll, getting a 5. Spongebob then got a 1, and Jimmyfish got a 2. When Ghost rolled, he got a 2 as well.

" ?" he asked.

"Just roll again until you get a different number," Perch said. Ghost rolled again, getting a 1.

" !" he shouted, rolling again. " ," he said, as he got a 6. " !"

"My turn! My turn!" yelled Patrick, rolling the die. He got a 1. "Darn it. My turn still!" he threw the die again, and got another 1. "Darn it!" He epically blew into his hands, picked up the die, and shook it, hoping for a new number. It fell onto the ground… showing a 1. "I hate this game!" he said, sitting, frustrated. Jennyfish took the opportunity to pick up the cube, rolling a 4.

"Alright, Patrick, stop whining. Your number will be 3," Perch said. "Remember those."

"So what now?" asked Sandy.

"You're going to go back to your room," said Perch.

"What?" said everyone.

" ?" said Ghost.

"Well, you'll just have to wait for the elimination vote then," said Perch.

"So this was totally purposeless?" asked Jennyfish.

"Not totally," said Perch, forcefully pushing the players back inside.

Back in the room, the six were seated around their table- their new, large, circular, wooden table. "Didn't we used to have a small, rectangular, white table?" asked Jimmyfish.

"This one is much, much better looking," said Jennyfish.

"It's a lot bigger," said Spongebob. "There's hardly any room left in here."

"Spongebob, Spongebob, Spongebob, there's still room," said Patrick, sliding slowly and painfully between the table and the side wall, attempting to access the bathroom.
"…" said Spongebob.

"Well, he's right, we can still get to these beds," said Sandy, walking around to lie on the bed, proving her point.

"Hello, hello, hello!" said Perch, barging in, unexpectedly.

"Is it already time for the elimination?" asked Jennyfish.

"No," said Perch. "You're going to take a short quiz."

"What are we gonna be quizzed on?" asked Spongebob.

"The colors and numbers I gave you earlier. Good luck," said Perch, passing a pencil and paper to each of the players.

QUESTION 1: Which player pulled out a red block?

A: Spongebob

B: Sandy

C: Patrick

D: None of the above

"Easy," said Jimmyfish, circling option D.

QUESTION 2: Which player received a number below 3?

A: Spongebob

B: Jennyfish

C: Sandy

D: Patrick

"I was three… oh shoot, I can't remember!" said Patrick.

QUESTION 3: Which number did the player who got the blue block get?

A: 3

B: 4

C: 5

D: 6

"Who got the blue block?" asked Spongebob.

QUESTION 4: Which color did Sandy get?

A: Blue

B: Purple

C: Orange

D: Green

"Ooh! I totally know this!" said Jennyfish.

QUESTION 5: Who got the number, when added to Patrick's, makes 7?

A: Jimmyfish

B: Ghost

C: Sandy

D: Jennyfish

"I think I got… 5 maybe?" said Sandy. "But Patrick got 3. Or was it 4?"

QUESTION 6: Whose color was complimentary to Ghost's?

A: Patrick

B: Sandy

C: Jimmyfish

D: None of the above

"What does complimentary mean?" asked Patrick.

THE LAST AND FINAL ULTIMATE QUESTION NUMBER 7 WITH NO QUESTIONS FOLLOWING BECAUSE IT'S LAST: Which number did the person who got the color complimentary of the person who got the number 6 get?

A: 2

B: 3

C: 4

D: 5

"…WTF?" asked Spongebob.

"WHAT DOES COMPLIMENTARY MEAN?" asked Patrick.

"That's a lot of rememberin'," said Sandy.

"My god," said Jennyfish.

"Ghost got 6… That's all I know," said Jimmyfish.

" . . ! ," Ghost explained.

"See? It's simple. The answer to that question was… wait, I can't tell you!" said Perch. He gathered the tests, writing the name of the contestant on top.

"Alright, when do we find out how well we did?" asked Sandy.

"Now! I've got a key!" said Perch, pulling out a small slip of paper with the answers:

1: D

2: A

3: B

4: D

5: D

6: A

7: B

"That's impossible! A study shows that up to 40% of test answers are C," said Spongebob, "and not a single C is on that slip!"

"That's because none of the answers are C," said Sandy.

"Alright, here're your grades," said Perch. "Sandy… 6/7."

"Oh, that's good, right?" said Sandy.

"Jimmyfish… 3/7."

"Ach, I suck," said Jimmyfish.

"Ghost, 5/7."

" ," said Ghost.

"Patrick… 1/7," said Perch. "You didn't get any of them except for the last one. That's the hardest one!"

"Yay Patrick! Uh-huh! I got the hardest question!" said Patrick, doing a victory dance.

"Spongebob, 2/7," said Perch.

"Aw…" said Spongebob.

"And last but not least, Jennyfish," said Perch. "You answered, correctly, out of 7 questions… 5," he finished, anticlimactically.

"So, Sandy did the best, and Patrick did the worst?" said Jennyfish, performing an analysis.

"Yes, that's about the size of it," said Perch.

"Does that mean I win another immunity?" asked Sandy.

"No," said Perch.

"Does that mean I get eliminated?" asked Patrick.

"No," said Perch, building up to another climax, which he was about to fail to reach. "It means that, during the next vote, Patrick will have one vote automatically."

"So… when's the next vote?" asked Sandy.

"Tomorrow," said Perch.

TOMORROW.

"It's tomorrow!" said Patrick, excitedly.

"You mean it's today," said Jimmyfish.

"No, if it was today, we wouldn't be having the vote," said Patrick.

"But we ARE having the vote today," said Jimmyfish.

"No, it'll be tomorrow!" said Patrick.

"But yesterday, Perch said it'll be tomorrow."

"So it'll be tomorrow!"

"No, today is yesterday's tomorrow, so we're having it today!"

"My brain hurts."

"Maybe you'll feel better tomorrow."

"How'll I feel better tomorrow? The vote's tomorrow!"

"No, the vote's today."

"Enough already!" said Sandy. Patrick and Jimmyfish looked at her.

"Hello everyone!" said Perch, once again barging in, uninvited.

"What do you want Perch?" asked Spongebob.

"It's time for the vote," Perch said. "All of you stand on the table." Looking oddly at him, the players obliged. "Now, I'm going to draw a name out of a hat…" he said, reaching into a hat which he'd somehow produced. "Ah, it's Jennyfish. Jennyfish, push one player off the table."

"What? I'm not gonna do that!" said Jennyfish.

"Do it," said Perch.

"But… fine," she said, bumping into Jimmyfish.

"Now, five of you are left. Jimmyfish, pull someone else off the table," said Perch. Jimmyfish yanked Patrick off. "Good," said Perch. "Patrick and Jimmyfish are safe. There are four of you left, and of course Sandy can't be voted off. Patrick, it's your turn."

"Oh boy!" said Patrick. He grabbed Spongebob and pulled him off, sending the two rolling into the bathroom, whacking into the wall. "Ow!" they said.

"That leaves Ghost and Jennyfish. Oh, yeah, Sandy's there too, but it doesn't matter," said Perch.

"Think pull going I'm to I off Sandy," said Spongebob, disoriented. He grabbed Sandy's helmet and pulled her off.

"Okay, Sandy, you're safe. Now, who do you want to pull off with you- Ghost, or Jennyfish?" Perch asked. Epic thinking music played as Sandy thought. Finally, she reached out and pulled Ghost off the table.

"Aw man," said Jennyfish.

"Jennyfish, do you know what this means?" asked Perch.

"I bet I can guess," she replied.

"You get to vote twice. Either vote for two people, or vote for one twice. It's your move," said Perch. He flipped on a randomly appearing projector, which displayed special voting info on the wall.

SPONGEBOB- NO SPECIAL EFFECTS

PATRICK- ONE VOTE AGAINST

SANDY- IMMUNE

JIMMYFISH- IMMUNE

JENNYFISH- TWO VOTES

GHOST- NO SPECIAL EFFECTS

"As if we don't know that already," said Sandy.

"Now, it is time. Seven votes will be cast, and you must choose who you want out of… The Room," said Perch. The seven slips were handed in.

"Here we go," said Jennyfish, inwardly.

The wall showed a slow motion voting screen, which definitely would increase suspense.

SPONGEBOB…

"It's processing," said Perch.

"I the stand wait can't!" said Spongebob.

SPONGEBOB… 2 VOTES

PATRICK…

"Safe this does I'm mean?" asked Spongebob.

"Not necessarily. Wait, all considering… yes," said Perch.

"WHOO! I proof am bullet!" Spongebob cheered.

"You're so annoying!" said Jennyfish, bonking him on the head.

"Thanks for fixing my speech," Spongebob replied.

PATRICK… 2 VOTES

"Oh, good, 'cause I thought I was leaving!" said Patrick.

SANDY… 0 VOTES

JIMMYFISH… 0 VOTES

"Well, there are four random votes left. They must all be dispersed between Jennyfish and Ghost," said Perch. "Who wants to see if they're safe?"

"I guess me," said Jennyfish.

JENNYFISH…

"I liked this a lot more when you just told us how many votes we all had," said Jennyfish.

"This is soooo sloooow!" said Jimmyfish.

JENNYFISH…

"Yeah, we already got that," said Sandy.

"Why won't it just tell us? I mean, how hard can it be to count out four votes?" asked Spongebob.

" ," said Ghost.

JENNYFISH…

"Here it comes!" said Perch.

JENNYFISH… 3 VOTES

GHOST… 1 VOTE

"Aw man…" said Jennyfish.

" !" said Ghost.

"Jennyfish, I'm sorry, but you're the next one to be voted out of… The Room," said Perch. Dejectedly, Jennyfish floated out of… The Room.

"Well, there are five contestants left and currently, no one has immunity," said Perch. "Who will win the one million sand dollars? Will it be the strong and fast Sandy? The cunning and blunt Jimmyfish? The stupid and empty Patrick? The optimistic and naïve Spongebob? Or will it be the subtle and calm Ghost? Join us next time to find out!"

(Voted For): Voters

(Spongebob): Jennyfish (x2)

(Patrick): Sandy

(Ghost): Patrick

(Jennyfish): Jimmyfish, Ghost, Spongebob