DBF: Hey! Wow…I actually have another chapter ready the following day that I posted up the first chapter to this story! Well I have my Nokturnal Augury to thank for that! ARIGATO SISTER! Well anywho I own nothing at all except for Kei Ozumi…Well…Here goes…
DISTANT DREAMS
Squall continued walking deeper into the cave. The noises he heard before were now getting louder.
"Step aside Seifer! This is a man's job!"
"What are you talking about! I am a man!"
"No you're not! You're a fuckin' baby!"
"Grr! Why does everyone always say that!"
"Because it's the goddamn truth! Now step aside!"
"No!"
Suddenly Squall saw a burst of fire spit out from behind a wall. He picked up his pace a bit. When he arrived he saw Seifer and Ozumi who were now the equivalent of bacon! Squall readied his gunblade and charged at the beast. Ifrit readied a spell and threw it at Squall. Squall barely dodged it. When he reached Ifrit he cut through him like it was nothing. Ifrit crashed to the ground in defeat.
"Dammit Squall why'd you have to come! I almost had him!" Seifer said.
"You almost had him! Ha! You got fried like chicken!" Ozumi said.
"I got fried! Look at yourself!" Seifer said.
"Well at least my ass isn't still on fire!" Ozumi said.
"Huh?" Seifer said. Squall just rolled his eyes. Seifer started running around like an idiot. Ozumi got a random bucket of water and splashed it on Seifer.
"Is it out! Is it out!" Seifer asked.
"Dude…There never was a fire…" Ozumi said.
"Then why did you…" Seifer said.
"Because I felt like splashing you with water!" Ozumi laughed.
"Oh! You are SO dead!" Seifer glared. Squall started to walk away.
"Losers" Squall said quietly. Suddenly the rest of the group came.
"Yay! You guys defeated the monster!" Selphie said happily.
"Huh?" Seifer and Ozumi said at the same time while looking back at Ifrit.
"Oh! Yes! I totally kicked it's ass!" Ozumi said.
"You did…Oh geez…that's hillarious…because I remember Ifrit frying you to a crisp!" Seifer said.
"Hey! He fried you too!" Ozumi said.
"…Whatever…" Squall said as he leaned against a wall. Ozumi spotted Zell.
"Hey…What's he doin' here?" Ozumi asked.
"Why do you care?" Zell shot back.
"…I don't…I'm just surprised that they made it here…I mean…what? With you weighing them down and stuff…" Ozumi said.
"I do not weigh them down!" Zell said.
"Sure…That's what they want you to think…" Ozumi said walking away. Everyone followed. Ozumi was walking with his h ands behind his head.
"You know Zell, I don't even know why they accepted you into this school…I mean you're a lazy good-for-nothing bum…I swear if you could eat hotdogs all day you would…Who the hell needs that?" You don't do anything for the team. You're as weak as they come…I mean fighting with your fists…big whoop…anyone can do that…you at least need a kickass weapon!" Ozumi said.
"What if I don't want one!" Zell asked.
"Then you are a total L-O-S-E-R!" Ozumi said.
"Kei Please…" Quistis said.
"Sorry mame…I'll clean up my act…" Ozumi said. Quistis smiled.
"Well I know I can trust you so I'm gonna go ahead…I'll see you guys there!" she said as she ran off.
"So you're gonna behave yourself now?" Selphie asked.
"Ha! Course not!" Ozumi said. "I mean chickenwuss here can't even get himself a mate!"
"Well you don't have one!" Zell said.
"I don't want one…I like to keep my options open…" Ozumi said. Zell rolled his eyes. "You know…this is just out of the blue…but I'm gonna just come out and say it anyway…You are a sad-excuse for a body, you are completely fashion-challenged, you have the IQ of dirt, you let down your team, and you couldn't find your way out of a wet paper bad even if you had the sharpest knife in the world. And what's even more sad is that your friends always have to rescue you…You can never do anything on your own…You always need help…It's like you were born today or somethin'! Now that's just sad! Don't you guys agree?" Ozumi finished.
"Yes!" Seifer said immediately.
"…Um…" Selphie said. Squall just remained silent. Ozumi just randomly got in front of Zell and punched him right in the stomach.
"God!" Zell said as he keeled over. Ozumi laughed evily. The rest just continued to walk. Zell got up and darted past the group.
"Oh look…He's gonna go tell on you…" Seifer said.
"Ha! No one'll believe him…All the teachers love me!" Ozumi said.
Zell kept on running in one direction not really caring which direction he was going in.
"I am not a sad excuse for a body!" He said. The words Ozumi said kept on echoing in his head. "I AM NOT!" he screamed as a lone tear escaped from his eye and rolled down his cheek.
DBF: Ahh! Well another chapter well done! Tell me whatcha think! Review please!