AN: Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.

Good news people. I finaly learned how to speak with a General American accent. My fantasy has come true. I am Agent Smith. Now all I need is a Desert Eagle handgun and the ability to replicate myself over people.

After that, there will be no one to stop me! (evil laugh)

Ahem. I gotta stop doing that

Jin, Xiaoyu, Hwoarang, Asuka, Steve and Julia were hanging out at Jin's house. They decided to celebrate Christmas togehther and share the Christmas spirit.

At the moment, Everybody was watching TV except for Steve and Julia who were "feeling the spirit of Christmas" by making loud noises while making out.

"Dude, would you please shut up. We are trying to watch a movie here!" said Jin after a loud plunger-like noise resulting from the breaking of the vacuum bethween Steve's and Julia's lips.

"Oy. A bloke can't feel the spirit of Christmas around you, ya cruds." said Steve in his trademark English accent.

"Hey Jin, what did you get me for Christmas?" asked Xiao flirtingly.

"I got you this." Jin got out a big wrapped up present out of nowhere and gave it to Xiao.

"Yayyyyy! I got a big present!" Xiao was dancing around with her present as she settled to tear the wrapping paper apart. When she opened it...

"Yipppeeeeeeeeeeeee! A Giant Stuffed Panda! Jin I love you so much!" and she planted a big kiss on his cheek. After that, she proceeded to hug her toy panda in a very childish way.

Jin sniffed, cursing the Namco idiots for assigning Xiao to be his girlfriend. He eyed Steve and Julia snogging and sighned.

"What did you get me for Christmas, Bob?" asked Asuka.

"Asuka! How many times do I need to tell you? My name is Hwoarang! If you can't say it right, just call me Blood Talon!"

"Okay, Blood Thingy. What did you get me for Christmas?" Asuka was now kinda angry.

"Uhm... Yeah..." Hwoarang started sweating a little. "Wasn't Christmas about love and togethernes and Christmas cheer?"

"Nope. It's about presents." said Jin indiferently. Xiao was running around talking to the toy panda in rapid Mandarin.

"Well?" demanded Asuka.

"Uhm... I think I left it in the kitchen. Jin. Are you gonna help me find it?"

"Yeah." Jin obviosly just wanted to get away from Xiao. He and Hwoarang left for the kitchen.

"So, Steve." said Julia bethween two kisses. "What did you get me for Christmas, darling?"

"Wasn't Christmas 'bout lovin' and understandin' one another?"

"Yup." said Julia. "And I like the lovin' best." and they proceeded with further exchange of germs.

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Jin and Hwoarang were looking for Hwoarang's present. Jin than straitened up and watched Hwoarang looking for anything in particular. He cocked his eyebrow.

"Dude, it's obvious that you don't have a present for Asuka. Now would you stop fucking around and confess it!"

"And get my teeth knocked out? No way Jose! Now help me find something!" and he returned to searchig the kitchen.

"What did you find so far?" asked Jin without moving a muscle.

"Only these socks and a beer can." said Hwoarang while lifting the said objects.

"Dude, those socks are my mom's!" said Jin. Hwoarang then threw the socks on the oven after which it exploded.

"Fuck! My mom's gonna kill me when she gets back!" (Jun was out celebrating with her friends) shouted Jin and proceeded to kick Hwoarang's butt which he did. "Now get on this floor and clean this fucking mess!" he ordered the bruised Korean.

After Hwoarang was done cleaning, creating an even bigger mess than originaly, Jin lifted him up and shouted in his face.

"Now you're gonna go to the gift shop and buy Asuka the most expensive gift you find! Capiche?!"

"But I'm broke, dawg." said Hwoarang in a weak voice. Jin then twisted him around, causing him to squeal like the bitch he is.

"Then you're gonna get on that damn bike of yours get money from Baek! Capiche?!" shouted Jin as he threw Hwoarang out through the window. Hwoarang got on his bike and hurried towards Baek's dojo, farting in the process.

Jin turned in Devil Jin and tried to use his laser to clean up the mess, but it accidentaly lit Hwoarang's fart gas and caused a gas explosion.

Meanwhile, in the living room, Asuka was watching TV by herself. Julia and Steve were still savouring the "spirit of Christmas" and Xiao was now having a tea party where she introduced the toy panda to her other toys.

The show was a Christmas special featuring a guy named Kazzy Carol. Then, she recognized him.

"Jin! Jin! Come quick!" she shouted.

"What now?" asked Jin as he entered the living room.

"Your dad's on TV!"

"What the..." Jin leaned closer to the TV where Kazuya Mishima was hosting a Christmas show under the nickname "Kazzy Carol". He was wearing a Father Christmas hat, a red blouse and purple pants.

"Welcome everybody to the first annual "Christmas with Kazzy Carol"." announced Kazzy. "Hello and merry Christhmas." the crowd cheered.

"Have I got a show for you tonight. It's filled with suprises, guests, gifts and Christmas spirit." the crowd cheered again. Jin couldn't beleive his eyes. His dad, a world-known bad-guy was a silly Christmas host?

"And before I call our first guest," proceeded Kazzy. " let me introduce, Kazzy's Little Helpers!"

And in that moment, a dozen or so JACK-5 robots dressed as elves marched around Kazzy. They were decorated with mistletoe and candy canes.

"Aren't they beautiful?" said Kazzy in a very stupid way. "And now, let us give a Christmasy welcome to our first guest."

Jin's jaw dropped. Something had to be done.

"Guys! We gotta get to my dad's place!"

"Why?" asked Asuka

" 'Cause he's trashing my reputation on naional TV!" said Jin as Asuka pulled on a knowing face.

"And why do WE have to come?" she asked with a lifted eyebrow.

" 'Cause you're my mates." said Jin, trying to reason with them.

"Okay... No coment." said Asuka as she went to pick up her shoes.

"What about you guys?" Jin asked Julia and Steve who were still not tired from making out. They broke of the long-lasting liplock.

"Sure, man. Anything for Christmas love." said Julia.

"Okay. Xiao?" asked Jin, turning his attention to Xiao who was now dressing her dolls with her new toy panda.

"Wets ask Mistew Jin if he wants some tea, Panda Jr. Mistew Jin. Wouwd you wike some tea?" asked Xiao in a babylike voice.

"Xiao! Quit fucking around! Are you coming or not?"

"Is thew gonna be a Santa at uncwe Kazuwa's?"

"Yes, there is gonna be a Santa." said Jin, obviosly frustrated.

"Oh goodie! Wets go to uncwe Kazuwa's!"

"C'mon everybody! I'm driving!" declared Jin.

"Wait a minute!" exclaimed Asuka. "Where is Hworirang?"

"He's...uhm...Master Baek is sick and he has to see him. Yeah, right. There is even a fanfic on that. It's called Life of Baek. Some Scottish girl wrote it." said Jin unconvincingly.

"O.K. It sonds stupid, but Hwoarang is stupid so..." Asuka was kinda confused.

"Forget that. C'mon, get to the car."

And so they rushed over to the car and headed in the direction of the manshion of Kazzy Carol, formerly known as Kazuya Mishima.

AN: Ho, ho, ho.

Hope you like it.

Just in case you didn't notice, there is an extremely obvious Easter Egg.

Disclaimer: I do not own Life of Baek.

In case Wait-for-Sleep reads, please understand that this thing isn't ment to insult you. It's here because I respect you as a writer and a person.