AN: Isn't Christmas lovely? I finaly decorated my tree today, feeling very happy in the process.
Anywhoo, Ho ho ho.
As Jin dropped the communication beacon disguised as a bobby-pin, a whole battalion of commandos stormed into the studio, coming in from every possible crack, including the sink.
"Kazuya Mishima! You are under arrest!" shouted the commander.
"Wait a darn minute." said Kazzy, obviosly confused. "Me? Arrested? What for?"
The commander pulled out a document and read from it:
"Breaking the fourth wall, software manipulation, breaking your contract with Namco, countryrockafying Lordi, theft of a JACK squadron, instigating riots, illegal name change, alchohol smuggling, being a dickhead, lying on television, grand theft auto, breaking of public order and enchouraging substance abuse." the commander stopped for breath before saying. "I am authorised to utilize lethal force to bring you to justice by the FBILG."
"Not the FBI Looking Guys?" asked Jin.
"The very same, young man." said the commander with a pitiful expretion. "I am sorry, but your father is an international criminal and repeat offender."
"You said that it was only the JACKs!" shouted Jin in his earpiece.
"It was necesary to keep you in the dark. It was for your own safety." came the cold voice of Agent Smith.
"You aren't a government agency, are you?" asked Jin irritably.
"As far as you are concerned, Mr. Kazama, we are your only hope of staying out of prison." answered Agent Smith.
"I ain't gonna sit and watch my dad get busted!" Jin was getting angry.
"Then you will be arrested as well, Mr. Kazama." and Agent Smith cut the conection.
At that point, Asuka and the gang burst into the studio and immediately located Jin. Xiao ran to Ganryu who was still dressed up as Santa and sat on his lap. He gave her a present and she kissed him, again and again. Steve took a sit on Kazzy's couch and continued his snogging session with Julia. Asuka walked up to Jin.
"Okay... we are here. Now what do we do?" asked Asuka.
"We fight the commandos." said Jin as if it was the most obvious thing on Earth.
"And why do we have to fight the commnados?"
"So they won't arrest my dad."
"I thought he made you feel ashamed."
"Well...Now that he's not a jerk, he's kinda cool." said Jin, looking admiringly towards his dad.
"You have one minute to surrender." said the commander. Just as he was saying that, the MESS members blasted the door apart with a surface-to-air missile and entered the studio armed with AK-47s.
"What's the matter, men?" asked Jun as everybody hid. "Wet your little panties?"
"Yeah, dickbrains? You wanna mess with us!" shouted Michelle.
"Say hello to my little friend, ya fucks!" shouted Kinimitsu as she dropped her AK-47 and pulled out a rolling pin. "There ya are, ya fucking pinhead!" she shouted as she found Yoshimitsu and pummeled him with her rolling pin.
"Sister Kunimitsu! Return to your possition!" ordered Jun. "Now all of you male fucks back off and all the girls and women are free to tag along with us!" everybody did as she said exept for Steve and Julia who were still making out.
"Get your hands off my daughter you fucking man!" shouted Michelle as she yanked Julia away from Steve and hit him on the head with a rolling pin.
"Julia, oh Julia!" lamented Steve in a melodramatic way.
"Steveo, oh Steveo, where art thou, Steveo" lamented Julia in an even more melodramatic way.
"Shut the fuck up, ya testosteron-crazed sex-addict!" shouted Kunimitsu as she hit Steve with her rolling pin.
"Hey, you, dickhead!" shouted Jun to the cameraman. "Turn that camera over here!" The guy oblidged, trembling as Jun began to give MESS's manifesto to the world.
"Our goals are noble! Our goals are simple! Our goals are for the women, by the women and set by women! We fight for female dominance of this planet, so that we might forever be free of the testosteron-packed rule of men!" spoke Jun like a real politician.
"Soon, every man in the world will tremble before our fierce insignia!" added Michelle.
"Pardon me ma'am," said one of the commandos. "but isn't your insignia a crossed out penis?" after which the MESS members went wild and murderized all the commandos.
"Wait!" Kazzy spoke in a begging voice. "Isn't this world based on equality? Aren't we all equals, brothers and sisters alike? Why should one sex dominate the other? Why should only one spouse wear the pants? Why there have to be patriarchs and matriarchs? Can't we all just get along?" now he was speaking with tears in his eyes. "I am willing to cooperate people, for the sake of Christmas and love. Don't be a hater, mon." he finished with a Jamacian accent and everybody got sentimental and hugged each other.
Kazzy got up and started crying with happiness. Then he turned to Lordi.
"Guys, I was wrong to countryrockafy you. Go back to heavy metal." and Lordi immediately turned back into monsters.
But then, the three agents, Smith, Jones and Brown entered the room and pulled out their Desert Eagles.
"Mr. Mishima." smirked Agent Smith. "You are under arrest." and he and the other Agents fired at Kazzy but he stopped their bullets by simply raising his hand.(AN: If you can't imagine that, it's like Neo does it in the Martix) The Agents stopped in suprise and as they were preparing to reload, Heihachi entered the room via the door behind the Agents and colided with Smith, sinking into him and causing him to explode. The two other Agents ran away.
"So I finaly came." said Heihachi as he got up. "Not too bad if I consider I was riding a girl's bike."
He then hugged his son Kazzy and they continued with the show, together.
AN: This is not the end, nope.
But I hope that this will be over soon and that I will get a lots of reviews from people.
Again, Ho ho ho, mon.