AN: Ho ho ho, I hope everyone who read the chapter was happy with it.

This is it folks, the final chapter, airing on Christmas day.

Feel the spirit of Christmas.

At the moment, everybody in the studio were in their happy place as Lordi were playing some heavy metal. Jun got up and proclaimed:

"I hereby disband the MESS. Our goal is now to live in peace and harmony with men." and everybody cheered and clapped. Kazzy than came over to Mr. Lordi and whispered something in his ear. Mr. Lordi gave him a thumbs-up and the band started playing I Just Called To Say I Love You with Awa putting on sunglasses and waving her head around as she played the keyboard. Kazzy was singing, quite nicely and was looking strait at Jun.

When he was finished, Jun ran into his arms and they kissed passionatly.

"Jeez, get a room." said Jin. Asuka came up to him.

"Hey Jin, where is Hwowyrang?" she asked.

"Uhm..." Jin actualy forgot what he had said earlier. But at that point, Hwoarang bursted through the door on his bike, carying a wrapped present along with Asuka's name misspeled on it.

"Oy, I'm back, and I got your present." said Hwoarang, looking kinda shaken. Asuka took the present and started ripping the wrapping paper apart.

"Where did you get the money?" asked Jin.

"From Baek." answered Hwoarang. "But he made me do a buhzilion pushups and made me swear that I'll be nice to ladies."

"Serves you right. What did you get her?" asked Jin again.

"Oy, wait till she finds out I got her a..." but he was interupted by an inhuman scream comming from Asuka.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGHHHH! Hworyrang you prick! Did you think this is a proper gift?!"

"But it was the best..." Hwoarang tried to justify his actions, but was cut short by Asuka.

"A CRATE OF BEER IS NOT A CHRISTMAS GIFT YOU FUCKING IMBECILE!" and everybody looked in the crate's direction. It was a yellow crate with bottles of beer.

"But I thought..." started Hwoarang.

"You shouldn't think. It overloads your brain." stated Jin calmly as Hwoarang got his ass kicked by Asuka. Bathered and bruised, Hwoarang hid behind Kazzy's couch. After Asuka was done with him, he said:

"Hah, women. Nobody can understand them." after which, every female present exept for Xiao pummeled him with rolling pins. After they were done, he got up, and proclaimed:

"That's it! I've had enough of you bitches to last me for life. From now on, I'm gay and I don't want to see a woman again!" after which everybody looked at him in a confusing way.

"He's come out of the closet, folks!" exclaimed Kazzy. "I want you to know we all accept your decision and recognize your right to be gay." ha spoke energeticaly as everyone gave Hwoarang a reasurring Viking-like roar.

As they were congratulating Hwoa on coming out, a massive interdimensional vortex opened and a skeleton dressed up like Santa Claus stepped out.

"Hey, look!" said Heihachi. "Santa!" and everybody turned towards the skeleton.

"No way this guy is Santa. He's skin and bone." said Kazzy. "Well, only bone." he continued as he ran his finger over the skeleton's spine.

"Eh, mon. Lay of the vertebrae." said the skeleton with a Jamaican accent.

"Who are you?" asked Jin.

"I am, The GRIM REAPER mon. Muahahahahaha!" said the Grim Reaper as he laughed in an evil manner.

"So, whatcha doin' in Santa's suit, Grim?" asked Kazzy.

"Oh, that. Santa was doing Amsterdam when he got wasted, mon. Somebody slipped crack in his milk and cookies. So I'm just fillin' in mon."

"Oh..." thought Kazzy. He was about to ask something but Xiao cut him short. "Awe you Ms. Cwaus?"

"Muahahahahahaha!" laughed Grim. "No, no, child. I'm the Grim Reaper, death incarnate. When I come, it's game over, mon. Game over."

"And why do you have that big candy cane?" asked Xiao again.

"It used to be me scythe, but with the Christmas spirit and everithing..." Grim was cut short by an alarm clock. "Ah, gotta go mon. Here are your presents." as he gave everyone presents and dissapeared in the interdimensional vortex.

"Merry Christmas mon!" shouted Kazzy after him as everybody opened their presents. after everybody was done, Kazzy turned towards the audience. "Well peoples, it looks like our time together is at an end. But don't worry, we'll see each other again next Christmas and have a merry time again." and then somebody threw a tomato at him.

"Merry Christmas one and all!" shouted out everybody in unison and True Ogre did a pyroshow while Lordi played We wish you a Merry Christmas.

Epilogue

Jin and Steve were standing outside Kazzy's manshion. Kazzy got carted off by some orderly-looking guys to a place where his Santa Gene would be regressed, namely, a lunatic asylum.

Jin and Steve were making BBQ and singing BBQ carols.

We wish you a cheesy burger

We wish you a cheesy burger

We wish you a cheesy burger

And a mug of cold beer

"Oy mate, another burger." said Steve, flipping a burger.

"Can't let all thet beer of Hwoarang's to go to waste." said Jin as he emptied a beer bottle.

"What happened to ya pop back there bloke?" asked Steve.

"I don't know, but he gets like that during holidays."

"Oy, if he's like that on Christmas, imagine him on Valentine's day." said Steve as Jin looked up, terrified.

"Dude, we are so fucking murderized!" he said with a grave voice.

AN: That's all folks, Christmas is over. Ho ho ho and everything else.

I thank all the folks who took the time to reviev including mirrors of ilusion, Wait-for-Sleep, SepirothBeatrix, Boomshakalaka and everybody who read this fanfic.

Caligula II loves you folks and wishes you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and I would also like to thank everybody who writes about Christmas and Tekken.

Also, a quiet thank you for the good people of Namco for their gift for us, the one and only Tekken.

Now make a happy face and make a wish.