Obi-Wan: We need to change Palpy-pink's name again.
Palpy-pink: Awww, c'mon! Why!
Dot: Because it's a free country! That's why! -glares-
Darth Deep Fry: Hmmmm...what about...Lolly Poopdeck?
Everyone: -stares-
Dot: You got that from Flapjack, didn't you?
Darth Deep Fry: Yep!
Obi-Wan: -facepalm-
Dot: ObiWanKenobifangirl does not own Star Wars the Clone Wars, Flapjack, or Total Drama World Tour!
Ahsoka: ObiWanKenobifangirl does own the characters Dot (who has a secret costume that no one knows about), James, Alec, Kati, and Max (one of my friends in real life who wanted to be in my story, but Max isn't his real name)!
Anakin: Where did you come from, Snips?
Ahsoka: -glares- Your mom.
Anakin: WTF! (WTF=What The Force) O_e
Obi-Wan: You two act like Younglings.
Anakin: But she made fun of my mom! -cries-
Lolly Poopdeck: -glares at Darth Deep Fry- You are the WORST APPRENTICE I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFETIME!
Obi-Wan: O_o I never knew you had a life.
Dot: Or a time.
Lolly Poopdeck: -facepalm-
(Chapter 9: Party Time!)
Obi-Wan walks into the Jedi Temple and sees it all decorated.
"I'm not even going to ask." he muttered and walked to his Quarters.
"Ummm...I wouldn't go in there if I were you." Anakin said.
"And why is that?" Obi-Wan questioned and opened the door.
"WTF!"
"Told you so."
His room was painted...pink with blue polka dots.
"DOT!" Kenobi screamed.
Poof!
Dot appeared out of nowhere. "Yes?"
"What in the name of the bloody Sith did you do to my room!"
"You like?"
"NO!"
"Hmmmmm..." Dot thought.
"I WANT IT OFF" Obi-Wan demanded.
Someone didn't have his coffee this morning.
"COMA! FROMA! HAZEL NUTS!" Dot shouted her magical spell and turned into Jar-Jar Binks.
Obi-Wan just stared.
"Meesa Jar-Jar Binks!"
Obi-Wan smacked his hand onto his forehead.
This day is getting stupider-and-stupider each moment. Obi-Wan thought.
Suddenly, Obi-Wan heard a scream.
"Oh, Force!" he cursed, "what now?"
"Obi, wheresa you off to?"
Obi-Wan ignored him/her and ran to the sound of the scream, which led to the bathroom.
"OBI-WAN!" Anakin screamed from on top of the sink.
"Grrr! I'm right here," the Jedi Knight growled, "what are you screaming like a little girl for?"
Anakin was standing on the sink. "Want to help your former Padawan out and use the Force to hold the sink up so it doesn't break?"
Obi-Wan glared at Anakin. "Do I have a choice?"
"No."
"Why are you even decorating the bathroom?"
Anakin shrugged. "Dot told me to."
When the bathroom was done, Obi-Wan went outside the Jedi Temple and saw Dot in his car.
"You will not drive my Mustang 360!" he growled.
Dot looked at him and got out of the Mustang, getting into her Convertible.
"Ahsoka! Anakin! C'mon!" she said. "We need to get party supplies!"
"What are you on, Dot!"
"It's a mystery." she said and the tires squealed after the Master and Padawan got in.
"FOR KROGERS!" Anakin shouted.
"Oh, Force." Obi-Wan muttered.
Obi-Wan went back into the Temple and saw James and Alec fighting with Trent and Geoff from Total Drama.
"Why can't this be a normal day?" Obi-Wan wondered.
Out of nowhere, Chris from Total Drama Island, Action, and World Tour launched a sneak attack on Obi-Wan.
"What the-" Obi-Wan shouted and dodged, Chris landing face first.
Obi-Wan started to back away. "Ummmmm...yeah." he said and ran to his Quarters.
"Why isn't my life normal!"
"Explosivo!" Izzy screamed at Lolly Poopdeck (aka Palpy).
"Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!"
(THIS SCENE HAS BEEN CANCELED DUE TO OBI-WAN'S INSANITY!)
(At Krogers)
"Why do I have to carry the stupid table!" Anakin complained.
"Because it won't fit in the cart." Ahsoka told her Master.
"Where's Obi-Wan when you need him?" Skywalker asked.
"At the Temple." Dot replied.
"Thank you, Sherlock!" Anakin hissed.
"I knew she was on something." Ahsoka whispered to Anakin.
"Do we have everything?" Anakin asked.
"We need streamers!" Dot screamed, running back to the party supplies. "AND BALLOONS!"
"Oh, Force." Anakin and Ahsoka said at the same time.
(3 minutes later...)
"Why do we need balloons?" Ahsoka asked.
Dot shrugged. "I think they're cool."
Anakin sighed. "Great. Let's go now."
Dot and Ahsoka nodded.
"I can almost hear Obi-Wan right now." Anakin said.
"EXPLOSIVO LIKES TWO WORDS! BOOM! AND BOOM-BOOM!"
Nope. That was Izzy. Obi-Wan is, well...he's busy trying to be normal again.
