Anakin: AHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR FREAKING LIFE!

Everyone: -stares- ...

Ahsoka: I'm not even going to ask.

Kati: ObiWanKenobifangirl does not own Star Wars the Clone Wars, Starbucks, or Skittles.

James: ObiWanKenobifangirl does own the characters James, Alec, Kati, Dot, and Darth Deep Fry.

Anakin: -is hiding in a tree-

(Chapter 10; Never Give Obi-Wan Coffee!)

Kati looks around. "Ummmm...anyone seen Obi-Wan?"

"No." everyone says in unison.

Suddenly, they heard a bomb.

"Anakin!" Kati shouted, glaring at him, "what did you give Obi-Wan this time?"

"Ummmm...coffee." Anakin muttered.

Another bomb went off.

"How many?"

"20."

"ANAKIN!" Kati screamed.

Anakin hides under the couch from the scary girl.

Yet, another bomb.

"Okay, what is Kenobi doing!" Alec exclaimed.

"Anakin Skywalker! You know how Obi-Wan reacts when he has too much coffee!" Kati scolded.

"Who's gonna keep an eye on Obi-Wan?" Alec asked.

Everyone looked at Anakin.

"Since he did this to Obi-Wan, I vote that he watches the Jedi." Palpy-in-cream voted.

"GET OUT OF HERE!" Kati screamed.

Palpy-in-cream ran off stage.

Anakin climbed out from under the couch. "Okay, okay."

(Outside...)

"Obi-Wan," Anakin said while trying to dodge Obi-Wan throwing bowling balls. "Master, calm down."

Wait...where the Force did Obi-Wan get bowling balls from!

"Anakin!" Obi-Wan shouted. "Catch!"

Anakin catches a bomb.

"FORCE!" Skywalker screamed and throws the bomb in Palpy-in-creams pants.

Palpy-in-cream sniffs the air. "Hmmm..." he thought, "what's cookin'?"

BOOOOOOOOM!

Obi-Wan falls over laughing his head off.

So, what really happened? Well, time for a flash-back!

(At Starbucks)

"Obi-Wan are you sure that's a good idea to have that much coffee?" Anakin asked. "You know how you react when you've had too much coffee."

"I know that, my former Padawan." Kenobi grinned.

"And I'm the one to blame when you go on a rampage." Anakin sighed.

"I don't think that will happen, Anakin," Obi-Wan chuckled, "besides, when was the last time you were to blame?"

"Hmmm...let's see here," Anakin said. "The time when you somehow got high and blew the house up."

Obi-Wan rolled his eyes. "That was only one time, Anakin," he laughed. "It won't happen again."

"You say that now, Master." Anakin scoffed, leaning back in his chair.

20 cups of coffee later...

"Obi-Wan!" Anakin screamed while chasing him down the streets. "Get back here!"

(End of flash-back)

Wait...where was Obi-Wan?

"Blast it!" Anakin cursed and ran back into the house.

Kati looked up.

"Ummm...we have a runaway Obi-Wan, just to let you know." Anakin said.

"Go find him!" Kati hissed.

"You're not going to help!" Anakin yelped.

"Go!" Kati growled.

Anakin mumbled something under his breath and walked out.