Disclaimer: Ok, let's think….I making fun of Twilight, do you think I own it?
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"Guess what?" Alice said excitedly to the rest of the Cullen's and Bella who had come to visit. They were all sitting around talking when Alice had rushed in with a ten watt smile plastered to her face.
"We were all invited to a personal screaming of Twilight," Edward said having read it from her mind.
"I wanted to tell them," Alice pouted glaring daggers at Edward.
"You can tell everyone else," Edward said with a wave of his hand. "I'm going to take Bella home so she can get ready."
Later that night.
The Cullen's and the other characters of Twilight filed into the showroom one by one as the security guard checked there name off the list.
"Next!" He called loudly and the next person step up. "Name," he said in a bored tone.
"Lauren," she replied smiling up at him.
"Not on the list," he said after a moment of looking at the clipboard in his hand.
"What do you mean not on the list? I'm most definitely in the book which means I should be in the movie too!" Lauren yelled stomping her foot some what childishly.
"I don't care," he said. "You're not in the movie and you're not getting in, so beat it." And with that she was pushed out the door.
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I promise the next one will be funnier, and if there's anything wrong with the movie you want addressed put it in the comments.