Setting 1 Zim's Base
Kierra was chasing Gir around the living room. They were both in their disguises and Zim was in the living room reading the paper, and trying to ignore them. So was Mini Moose and Diva. Not much luck in that department.
-Kierra- Gir give me back my book! (She said while chasing Gir trying to get back her Dracula book.)
-Gir- No I want to jump into it, and PLAY WITH THE BUNNIES!
-Kierra- First of all Gir, you're the only one is this weird family who "reads"those kinds of books. And second of all just because you saw that on Magenta Clues that does not mean that it is REAL!
-Gir- Yes it does and I'll prove it. (He throw the book on the floor, and did the dance from Blue Clues.) Magenta Scudded I can too. (He jumped on to the book, and nothing happened.)
-Kierra- I rest my case. Now give me that back. (She pulled the book out from under Gir.) Idiot.
-Diva- That's it. (She tackled Kierra.) Take it back.
-Kierra- No! (She said from under nief Diva.)
-Diva- Take it back!
-Kierra- Never!
-Diva- Take it back!
-Zim- I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE! AMETHYST, PAIGE HUMAN!
-Amethyst- (She and Paige run up from the room.) What's wrong Dad?
-Zim- Amethyst I put you in charge of Diva, because I already have two assistants and I don't need another one. In other words SEPARATE THOSE TWO BEFORE I GO INSANE!
-Amethyst- Alright... DIVA GET OFF OF KIERRA!
-Diva- NO TAKE IT BACK!
-Kierra- NEVER! (Then the doorbell rang.)
-Mini Moose- (He opened the door and Shadow and Jason were at the door.)
-Shadow- Hey Mini Moose. (He saw Diva and Kierra fighting and said.) Is this a bad time?
-Amethyst- No! (She and Paige ran outside, and shut the door behind them.) Hey Shadow. (She said as she started to play with her hair.)
-Shadow- Hey Amethyst. So a... (As he talked they could hear that the fighting was still going on.)
-Amethyst- Oh yeah well that ah... Well I think that Diva insulted Gir and that made Kierra attack. She does that.
-Shadow- Ah wait isn't it the other way around?
-Amethyst- Oh yeah of course that's what I meant. (The fighting continued.) Haha... Good thing Diva does not transform to fight Kierra or our base would be in trouble.
-Shadow- That does sound bad so ah?
-Jason- Shadow has something to ask you.
-Shadow- Right well ah… I was wondering if you wanted to go out on a date with me tonight?
-Amethyst- You mean just the two of us? But ah what is Jason doing here and what about Paige?
-Paige- We helped Shadow set everything up.
-Shadow- Yep it was Paige's idea for me to give you these flowers. They enhance your lavender and Cheetos scent.
-Amethyst- (He gave her the flowers.) Hahaha thanks I love these.
-Shadow- So do you want to go. I mean we've never done it before and...
-Amethyst- YES! I mean that would be good.
-Shadow- Great, then I'll pick you up at 6:00.
-Amethyst- Great bye. (She went back into the house.)
-Diva- Say it say it...
-Kierra- Aunt.
-Diva- No! (Then when Diva and Kierra saw Amethyst walking in a daze. Kierra saw her chance, and she pushed Diva off of her and ran after Amethyst. She followed.) Hey I'm not done with you yet.
-Zim- FINALLY PEACE! (He said as he fell on to the couch relaxed like.)
Setting 2 Amethyst's Room
Amethyst laid on her bed she was so happy nothing mattered.
-Diva- Ah Amethyst are you o.k.?
-Kierra- O.k. if you are going to be her assistant you have to call her Master it shows your respect.
-Diva- Oh like I asked you.
-Kierra- I dont like you.
-Amethyst- Oh would you two stop fighting you're ruining my great mood?
-Diva- Uw spill. (She said as she sat on the bed with Amethyst.)
-Amethyst- O.k. Shadow asked me out on an actual date. Just the two of us. AH! Paige and Jason helped organize it. I love you guys. (She said hugging Paige.)
-Paige- And I am going to give Amethyst a Makeover. So sit back and let me work. (She began to braid Amethyst hair.)
-Kierra- Ah Master aren't you forgetting something? You still have to tell your Dad.
-Diva- Party Pooper.
-Kierra- I rue the day you ever found that stupid talking formula.
-Diva- I'm sorry I can't hear you over all the drag you are bringing into this conversation.
-Amethyst- Anyway don't worry Kierra, I'll tell Dad later.
-Paige- And I am sure he will be ok with it. I mean fingers crossed.
-Diva- Good thinking. Now for the really important question "What are you going to wear?"
-Amethyst- I don't know. (She walked over to her closet.) He's seen all of my other clothes before. Hmm... you know what this means don't you guys? SHOPPING SPREE!
-Diva and Paige- Yeah!
-Kierra- Oh no...
Setting 3 The Mall
Amethyst was modeling clothes for Diva and Kierra
-Amethyst- What do you guys think of this one?
-Kierra- Master you always wear red.
-Paige- She does have a point.
-Amethyst- Oh you're right Kierra. But, I can't help it red is my favorite color. And besides if I wear green which is Shadow's favorite color it will clash with my green skin. (She said holding a green dress.)
-Diva- Maybe that's why he loves the color so much.
-Paige- She is probably right about that. (She said looking through the outfits.)
-Diva- How about this one. (She said holding a dress that is not the best.)
-Kierra- Master I would not listen to Diva if I were you. She thinks that the reason Gir's favorite color is pink is because of her, when in reality it's because pigs are pink and...
-Diva- (She pushed Kierra into a cloths rack and all the cloths fell on her.)
-Kierra- AHH!
-Amethyst- Oh no seriously can't you guys go five seconds without fighting?
-Diva- No.
-Paige- This is going to be a chore.
-Jason- Hey Paige how is the planning going? (He said appearing behind her.)
-Paige- What are you doing here?
-Jason- Helping Shadow out with his wardrobe.
-Paige- Well I am not doing the best with Amethyst. Think you got anything?
-Jason- Well I do have to tell you something ever since our project I have discovered that I kind of like designing outfits, so I brought this. I have not mastered boys' suits yet but girls' clothes I got to a T. I think. Anyway, I have these two outfits for you girls. What do you think?
-Paige- Jason I think I love you even more. (She takes the dress and then kisses Jason.)
-Jason- Gee thanks.
-Shadow- Jason I need more help. I put the tie on too quickly and now I am stuck between the fabric.
-Jason- Coming! See you later Paige.
-Paige- Hahaha.
-Amethyst- (She dug for poor Kierra out of the cloths.) Oh Kierra you and Diva really need to learn to get along.
-Diva- She started it.
-Kierra- Well I did not think that outfit was good for our master she is a princess she must wear something befitting her role.
-Diva- Like what?
-Paige- Like this.
-Amethyst- Oh that is so beautiful where did you get it Paige?
-Paige- Jason made it for you. I hope it fits.
-Amethyst- Let's see. (She comes out wearing a beautiful blue dress.) It is perfect. I must thank Jason.
-Paige- You can later tonight now let's hurry it will be 6 soon.
-Amethyst- You are right. (She took her outfit.) Come on you guys we're going home.
-Kierra- Yes master you see Diva that is a proper outfit.
-Diva- I have to admit it is very pretty? (They all headed home.)
-Amethyst- By the way Paige who is that outfit for. (She says seeing the one for Paige.)
-Paige- He made it for me.
-Amethyst- You know, he is really good for you.
-Paige- Hahah I know.
Setting 4 Zim's Base
Amethyst and the others walked into the base
-Amethyst- Hey Dad, bye Dad. (She tried to run, but Kierra pulled her back into the room.)
-Diva- Again you are such a Party Pooper.
-Kierra- Listen, you're new here so allow me to fill you in.
-Diva- This should be good.
-Kierra- (Diva's little commit made Kierra a little mad, but she calmed down and continued.) The last time my Master didn't tell her Dad something important, she died! In other words she needs to tell her Dad that she has a date with Shadow tonight at six.
-Amethyst- Kierra... (She covered Kierra's mouth.)
-Zim- Amethyst you weren't gonna tell me?
-Amethyst- No that's not true I was going to tell you. Now surprise. (Zim looked at his daughter with anger and he was crossing his arms and running his fingers up and down.) Oh, please Dad can I go PLEASE! (She gave him the puppy dog look.)
-Paige- Come on Zim please she will have so much fun and me and Jason will watch her if that helps.
-Zim- Hmm well I guess if she is not alone then it should work. But you need to be home by 9.
-Amethyst- Oh thank you Dad. (She said as she gave him a big hug.)
-Diva- Works every time.
-Kierra- I'm still not convinced.
-Diva- What's that supposed to mean?
-Kierra- You'll see.
6:00 p.m.
The doorbell rang and Amethyst ran to the door. She was wearing the blue dress and her hair was up like in a braid.
-Amethyst- Hey Shadow.
-Shadow- Hey Amethyst you look beautiful.
-Amethyst- So do you I mean handsome I like your tie.
-Shadow- Thanks, it's a clip on.
-Jason- You're not supposed to say that it ruins the illusion.
Amethyst- Haha Also Jason thank you for the outfits. I love it. And Paige loves her outfit too. (She said pushing Paige into Jason. Looking at the outfit he was wearing it was a suit and tie with a hat on. Jason was there with a cowboy outfit on.)
-Jason- Aw thanks um Paige you look great in yours too.
-Paige- Thanks Jason.
-Shadow- (He saw Zim.) Oh hi Zim... I mean sir. Don't worry, I'll take good care of her.
-Zim- Good and you will be home by 9.
-Amethyst- O.k. Dad, you can go now.
-Zim- (He mumbles.) Have fun. (HE GOES BACK ON THE COUCH)
-Shadow- Right, come on Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Don't wait up bye guys. (They left.)
-Zim- O.k. I'm not gonna worry. She'll be fine... I'm not gonna worry... (Zim sat on the couch and looked at Gir who was playing with little barbie dolls and making them kiss.) GIR QUIT IT! (Gir ran off crying.) Maybe some Earth T.V. will calm me down. (He turned on the T.V. and the Angry Monkey Show came on.) That monkey. (He changed the channels.) No.. No... Ah there's nothing good on. CURSE YOU STUPID EARTH T.V.! (He throw the remote to the side and the button was pushed and it turned to a channel with a documentary on it.)
-T.V.- Are you a worried Dad? Did your daughter just go out on her first date? Do you think that she will be fine?... Well you're wrong. She's Doomed! (The channel changed again.)
-Gir- YEAH MONKEY!
-Zim- Gir me give that. (He took the remote from Gir and turned it back to the documentary.)
-T.V.- Remember all boys are INHERENTLY evil. *scream* They are only after one thing... *scream*
-Zim- No! Mini Moose! (He came into the room and saluted to Zim.) I need you to go spy on Amethyst and Shadow.
-Mini Moose- Meep.
-Zim- I don't care if you have better things to book club is not more important then my smeet!
-Mini Moose- Meep?
-Zim- Don't question Zim, and no I'm not being paranoid. It does not matter if Amethyst is with the other humans there are still boys around and…
-Mini Moose- Meep.
-Zim- Oh just look at this.
-T.V.- Again boys (Blood was splashed on to the T.V.) E.V.I.L! (Written in blood.)
-Mini Moose- (He grabbed an spy outfit and the communicator and saluted)
-Zim- Good now go. (He left.)
-Kierra- See.
Setting 5 The Park
Amethyst Paige Jason and Shadow where at the park, and Shadow was covering Amethyst's eyes.
-Shadow- O.K. you can open your eyes now. (He removed his hand from her eyes.)
-Amethyst- Oh Shadow you rented a carriage for us?
-Shadow- Yep I did, and Jason helped.
-Jason- Horses naturally love me. (He was feeding an apple to the horse.) After all my dad did take me on a cattle run once. It was great.
-Paige- I love horses. (She petted the horse.) Aww look at you you're so cute. Well come on you two the driver needs to get started.
-Amethyst- But, how did you afford this? I thought you were still looking for a job.
-Shadow- I am, but I helped my sister get a job as a girl scout archery teacher. And she gave me some of the money so Jason and Paige said I should choose this. Do you like it?
-Amethyst- I love it. (She hugged him)
-Shadow- Glad to hear it. (He walked over to the carriage and opened the side door for Amethyst.) Ladies first.
-Amethyst- Thank you. Are you two going to be ok? (She got in and the carriage ride began.)
-Jason- Oh I am sure we will find ways to entertain ourselves. (He said taking out a picnic.)
-Paige- Oh thanks Jason. (Just then Mini Moose flew up and hid in the tree. He was not in his disguise, because his main objective was to not be seen so the need was not there.)
-Mini Moose- Meep. (He said into a communicator.)
-Zim- He's spotted them.
-Kierra- (She was reading on the couch.) This is so stupid.
-Diva- Yeah Zim I think you're taking this way too far.
-Kierra- This coming from the girl who has a shrine dedicated to Gir in her room.
-Diva- Who told you about that?
-Kierra- You did I was just kidding.
-Diva- Well I ah...
-Zim- SILENCE!
-Amethyst- (Mini Moose took out a video camera and began to record.) Did you just hear something Shadow?
-Shadow- No, but I do have another surprise for you.
-Amethyst- What.
-Shadow- (He took out a kareoky machine) I thought we could sing a song together.
-Amethyst- Oh Shadow. You know me so well. You start.
-Shadow- All right. Heart beats fast
Colors and promises
How to be brave?
How can I love when I'm afraid to fall?
But watching you stand alone
All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow
One step closer
-Zim- Mini Moose what is your status?
-Mini Moose- Meep.
-Zim- What do you mean the two of them are alone? I knew I could not trust the human and bat thing.
-Meep- Meep
-Zim- Ok follow them I will yell at the other humans later.
-Mini Moose- Meep. (He saluted and followed.)
-Amethyst- I have died every day waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
Time stands still
Beauty in all she is
I will be brave
I will not let anything take away
-Mini Moose- (He floated to another tree and continued to watch them. Then an acorn fell on his head.) Meep. (He said robbing his head with one hand.)
-Amethyst- O.k. now I know I heard something.
-Shadow- Oh look I see what it is you hear Paige and Jason talking to Paige's Parents.
-Amethyst- What is something wrong?
-Shadow- Probably not and I am sure they can handle it.
-Amethyst- You are probably right, you can continue singing if you like.
-Shadow- Sure… What's standing in front of me
Every breath
Every hour has come to this
One step closer
I have died every day waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid
-Paige- Mom, Dad what are you doing here?
-Mrs. Heathcoat- Testing out Allee's halloween costume after dinner. What are you two doing here? I thought you were with Amethyst, Paige?
-Jason- We are it is a double date see. (He jerstored to the picnic and the pony ride.)
-Mrs. Heathcoat- Aww that is so sweet. Isn't that sweet Allee.
-Allee- Bat boy. (She wanted to play with Jason.)
-Professor Hethcoat- No Allee that is Jason there are no bats here.
-Allee- Bat bat. (She said taking Jason's hat.)
- Well I guess we should be going enjoy yourselves kids. (she said taking Allee away.) Oh and by the way Paige I forgot to tell you. I bought you some new seeds for your garden yesterday. What do you say you and I plant them tomorrow.
-Professor Heathcoat- Oh and then we could try and make a growth formula for the plants or buy more seeds. Whatever you want to do Paige.
-Paige- I would love that mom and Dad. But what about Allee.
-Professor Hethcoat- William can watch her. Tomorrow can be your day.
-Paige-Thanks Mom and Dad. I can't wait.
-Mrs. Hethcoat- Alright see you then sweety.
-Allee- Bye Bat
-Paige- Bye. (She turned to Jason.) That will be fun. They really have changed. Did you do more to them that day?
-Jason- Nope all I did was make them believe that lie about camp and do the right punishment. The rest is all from the love they have for you.
-Paige- Thanks for saying that Jason. Also I think Allee is on to you.
-Jason- You have no idea. (He said putting back on his hat.)
-Zim- Mini Moose the point of spying is not to be seen or HEARD!
-Mini Moose- Meep. (He is crying.)
-Amethyst- Hmm... Sorry it won't happen.
-Amethyst- I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
And all along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
-Diva- This is so stupid.
-Kierra- Yeah, but that poem you wrote for Gir was even stupider. I think you were using poor grammar too.
-Diva- That's it. (She ran at Kierra, but she flew out of the way.) Come back here you coward.
-Kierra- Nah Nah come get me Idiot Lover. (She stuck her tongue out at Diva.)
-Zim- Diva Kierra stop that.
-Shadow- (He continued to sing, but he thought he heard something too.) One step closer
One step closer
I have died every day waiting for you
Darling don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
-Amethyst- O.k. now I know hear something. See I told you. (They listened. And Mini Moose covered the communicator.)
-Kierra- (Diva tried to jump at Kierra, but she missed.) Haha... Oh you almost had me there. Hahaha...
-Diva- Oh would you look at this it's your stupid book.
-Kierra- You wouldn't dare?
-Diva- What was that first edition? Oh no I'm tripping over. Opps... (She said as she ripped the book to pieces.)
- Kierra- No Book my library card O.k. now it's personal. (She put on an army hat and war paint.)
-Diva- Bring it. (She did the same thing. And Gir hid under the couch.)
-Kierra- ATTACK! (They ATTACKED.)
-Zim- Kierra, Diva stop... (He got dragged into the fight too.) AHH!
-Mini Moose- (The loud scream scared him and he dropped the communicator on Shadow's head.)
-Shadow- Ow.
-Mini Moose- (At the sight of his mistake Mini Moose put hit hands to his mouth, and then the wait of the camera pulled him down into Shadow's lap.) Meep!
-Shadow- What the?...
-Amethyst- Mini Moose what are you doing here?
-Mini Moose- Meep.
-Shadow- What did he say?
-Amethyst- He said "That the camera weight was too much for him. And the acorns. Sorry Master."
-Zim- AHH! (He crawled out of the fight and under the couch with Gir.) Mini Moose abort mission ABORT!
-Amethyst- (Mini Moose grabbed the communicator and tried to fly away, but Amethyst grabbed him before he could.) Oh no you don't. (She grabbed the communicator from him.) Dad you are so gonna regret this when I get home.
-Zim- I already am.
-Amethyst- (She crushed the communicator in her hand.) MINI MOOSE GO HOME! (He floated off very fast like.)
-Shadow- Calm down Amethyst. Zim was just looking out for you.
-Amethyst- I know, but he ruined your song.
-Shadow- Hey don't worry the night is still young. Come on let's go get something to eat.
-Amethyst- O.k. (They left.) Hey Paige and Jason, can we join your picnic?
-Paige- Sure what happened?
-Amethyst- Mini Moose became dad's spy
-Jason- Ow.
-Amethyst- So do you guys have anything we could eat?
-Jason- Um not sure my mom made some beignets and po'boys
-Shadow- Yum that smells good. I think I will try one.
-Jason- Go ahead and I have some Cheetos.
-Amethyst- I can eat those. Gir showed me that cause he loves cheese.
-Jason- Here.
-Paige- I have some punch.
-Shadow- That works for me. (They all ate the food.) Well, that was a good meal.
-Jason- Now it is desert time. I have some milk shakes too.
-Amethyst- I think I can eat those. I mean the last time I had one it put me to sleep but this time I trust the paranormal creature that gives it to me.
-Paige- Hahah me too. (They all started to drink the shakes.)
-Meef- HI AMETHYST! (His sudden appearance scared Amethyst and Shadow so much that Shadow accidentally made the drinks spill all over Amethyst.)
-Amethyst- MEEF YOU FREAK LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
-Meef- I'm Sorry I...
-Paige- Meef what are you doing here?
-Shadow- Yah you are ruining our picnic.
-Amethyst- And I thought dad was bad.
-Meef- But Amethyst I saw you across the pond and three bridges and we should always hug when we see eachother. (He hugged her.)
-Amethyst- AHH get him off Irk help.
-Shadow- Meef let her go or…
-Jason- Don't worry Shadow I got this. (He started at Meef.) Meef you will go away and stay at your house for the rest of the night.
-Meef- Okkie dokkie. (He ran off.)
-Shadow- Now that is what I call style. (They high fived.)
-Amethyst- (She was whipping the milkshake off.) Well it sure is nice to have a friend that is a vampire.
-Jason- Thanks guys but I can't make him stay away forever. (He drank some blood in his water bottle.) It would take too much out of me. He really likes you Aemthyst frankly it is just plain creepy.
-Paige- Well at least he went away eventually my boyfriend is always prepared. (She said eating one of the beignets.)
-Shadow- Amethyst are you o.k.?
-Amethyst- No I'm not o.k. Shadow. First Dad interrupts our date, then that jerk Meef scares us and I get milkshake all over my new outfit and in my hair. And Jason, you and Paige worked so hard on these outfits and my hair. And oh Shadow. What's next the universe explodes?
-Shadow- Oh Amethyst it's ok.
-Paige- (She helps Amethyst with her hair.) Yah these things happen.
-Jason- My cloths can handle a little milk shake. (He helped her clean a little bit.) Here try a beignet, my mom makes the best food in the world.
-Amethyst- Thanks. Mmm you know for human food it is not bad and I am glad you guys can fix the hair and cloths but, this date was supposed to be perfect and instead there were so many annoying parts.
-Shadow- I know it was not as perfect as we hopped, but it's not over yet.
-Amethyst- It might as well be because... (He turned her chin up at the sky.) Oh Shadow shooting stars.
-Shadow- Yeah that's why I wanted us to have this date tonight. You know they say that if you wish on a shooting start then your wish will come true.
-Amethyst- Well you know I would say I wish we could start this date over again but now that I think about it, I have my best friends and amazing boyfriend with me so I don't need that wish.
-Paige- Aw Amethyst that's so sweet.
-Amethyst- Thanks Paige and they sure are beautiful stars.
-Shadow- You're beautiful. And I know this date has not been the best date in history, but I had fun because I was with all of you.
-Jason- Ditto we should do it again sometime.
-Shadow- Minimize Zim and Meef.
-Amethyst- I second that.
-Shadow- You know Amethyst this date will defiantly be one to remember, but you know what would make it really memorable?
-Amethyst- What?
-Shadow- And all along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more (Shadow grabbed Amethyst and kissed her. And Jason did the same thing to Paige. The perfect end to a very weird and annoying date. And yet it was a great date in it's own way.)
9:00 p.m.
-Shadow- Well good night Amethyst.
-Jason- Good night Paige.
-Amethyst- Good night Shadow.
-Paige- Night Jason. (The boys left and the girls went into the house and it was very very VERY MESSY!) What happened here?
-Zim- You don't wanna know.
-Amethyst- O.k. anyway Dad why did you have to ruin my date I mean don't you trust me?
-Zim- Amethyst I do trust you it is everybody else I don't... (He said glaring at Paige.) I mean you said you would watch her and you left her alone!
-Paige- Well I ah…
-Amethyst- No dad Paige and Jason helped save the date after it was interrupted by not only you but Meef too. Irk I can still smell that gross human. Anyway they are my best friends and helped save me a lot.
-Zim- Hmm if they did all that then maybe considering what happened I should have trusted you.
-Amethyst- Glad to hear that and it's ok dad I forgive you. (She hugged him.) And despite your and Meef's interference I had fun anyway. Well we're going to turn in.
-Paige- Night Zim.
-Zim- Good night you two. (They left the room. And then Mini Moose flew in the room holding the camera.) Good job watching them the second time Mini Moose. Let's just keep this between us o.k.?
-Mini Moose- Meep. (Zim took the camera for Mini Moose and put it away in his Pak. Mini Moose in the meantime ate a benyalol)
-Me- Lol well I think this one of my most funniest episode yet. I hope you all liked it. Don't forget to review and look at my drawings. The next story is Opposite Day and I am going to try and update Friday so I can make my Halloween Deadline later. Anyway until next time remember these words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!