Sasuke and Naruto
Chapter #2: You're WHAT!?!?!

It had been around a month since the whole thing had happened and Naruto was horrible. For the past week and a half he would wake up early, run to the bathroom, and throw up his dinner. After doing the same thing that morning, he decided to eat something before heading to practice. He went into his kitchen (if you could even call it that) and made himself a cup of ramen; that being the only good (as in not rotten or spoiled) thing he had to eat. After he had finished half of it, he dumped the rest of it down the broken garbage disposal and left to go to training.

AT THE TRAINING GROUNDS

Naruto made his way towards the training grounds in only his ugly orange jump suite pants and his black shirt. Head had his hands in his pockets and his head down. He knew he was late for Kakashi-sensei was there, but he didn't care. He did give a rat's ass about being late or being on time. He didn't even move or flinch when Sakura came running up to him and began yelling at him. He simply ignored her and kept walking to a tree. Sakura followed him as he sat down, never stopping her annoying rant. He sat down and stared at the beautiful sky, never once acknowledging her. (a/n: get ready to have your ears blown away by the horrid power of her screeching voice)

"NARUTO-BAKA, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAYING!?!?! I KNOW THAT YOU'RE A COMPLETE IDIOT, BUT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST BE ABLE TO PAY ATTENTION!!! WHY DO I EVEN WAIST MY TIME WITH AN OUTCAST LIKE YOU!?!?! YOU'RE NOT WORTH THE AIR YOU BREATH!!! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A GOOD NINJA!!!! WHY DON'T JUST GIVE IT UP!!!! AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, WHY NOT JUST GIVE UP YOUR STUPID DREAM TO BECOME THE HOKAGE TOO!!!! 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT THEIR'S NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA BE HOKAGE!!!! WE ALL KNOW THAT THE NEXT HOKAGE IS GONNA BE NONE OTHER THAN MY SASUKE-KUN!!!!" Her eyes transformed into hearts as she gushed. They turned back to normal when she looked at Naruto only to realize that he hadn't listened to a word she had been screeching (a/n: that's right. I went there). She became incredibly angry and balled her fists.

"LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOU FREAK!!!" she yelled, expecting to get a reaction outta him after calling him one of the words the villagers always yelled, hoping to hurt him in the process too. It didn't. It had absolutely no affect on him. The same could not be said for her other teammate and sensei. They were used to her screeching (though it still hurt their ears), but the things she said shocked them even more. But, like always, they did nothing to stop her or help Naruto.

When Sakura realized that she wasn't getting any reaction out of the Jinchūriki holder, she did the one thing she loved to do: she punched him. She pulled back her fist high in the air and brought it down swiftly, but instead of hitting him, she hit the tree right next to his head, leaving a rather large crack. She blinked and tried to recollect what had just happened.

FLASHBACK:

Naruto had seen her about to hit him and quickly moved his head to the side, not caring if it seemed out of character for him at all.

END FLASHBACK:

Everyone stared in shock. Naruto just grabbed her by her wrist and threw her away from him. It was shocking that he only had to move his one arm to do that. Kakashi finally snapped outta his trance like state and took a few steps forward towards Naruto.

"Now Naruto, you know that wasn't nice. I know Sakura can be rather annoying (a/n: understatement of the MILLENIUM), but you shouldn't hurt her because of it." Kakashi said. Naruto didn't say anything. He just stood up, his bangs covering his eyes.

"Kakashi-sensei," he whispered. Though he didn't really consider Kakashi a teacher to him at all, he still called him that out of respect. "I need to talk to you, in private."

Kakashi sighed and ran his hand down his masked face. "Not now Naruto." he replied. "I have to teach Sasuke something." He began to walk away from him when he felt Naruto grab his sleeve.

"But Kakashi-sensei," he whispered sounding almost desperate. "I really need to speak with you."

"Not now Naruto." he repeated.

"Please sensei." he stressed. His body began to tremble slightly, but Kakashi didn't seem to notice (or care).

He yanked his arm away from Naruto and said, "Naruto, what part of "not now" Don't you get?" he scolded. "I'm sure that whatever it is can wait until I'm done with Sasuke." Naruto's trembling ceased immediately after Kakashi had finished talking. He let go of his arm (head still held down) and began to walk away. Kakashi along with his 'teammates" got interested turned towards Naruto and watched him put of a pair of fingerless gloves. After putting on his gloves, he stopped right in front of one of the thickest trees. He stood there for a while before pulling back his fist and punching the tree so hard it split in half (sideways). Everyone gasped and starred as the dust cleared up. They just looked at the once tall and proud tree in aw. Naruto didn't say a thing. He just went to the next one and did the same thing. This went on and on until a total of 24 trees were on the ground. Naruto dusted off his hands and turned to stare at his "team". The intensity of his stare made them all silver as a chill ran up their spines.

"24." he finally spoke. "24 trees. An hour for each tree. For the next 6 days, don't bother me. Don't talk to me; don't call my name, don't even bother thinking about me." With that said, he turned about face and walked right outta the clearing and back towards the village. No one stopped him or said a word. They were al still in shock themselves.

While Naruto walked, he heard his stomach growl and knew that he was hungry. And what better place to eat than at his favorite and the best ramen restaurant in all of Kohana?

AT ICHIRAKU'S

Naruto had arrived at Ichiraku's to see Neji, Kiba, Ino, Hinata, Shino, Shikamaru, Choji, Tenten, and Sai there. He put on his fake smile and hoped that none of them would notice anything.

"Hay guy!" he shouted, gaining their attention. They all turned towards him and said hello.

"So, where've you been blondie?" Kiba asked while they all ate.

"Wha?" Naruto asked, his mouth full of beef flavored ramen.

"Well, you haven't really been around lately, we don't see you here often anymore, and you look extremely pale. I mean, you put Sai to shame!" Kiba exclaimed and pointed to the smiling pale teen.

"He's right." Sai replied. "Now I'm jealous." he pouted making everyone roll their eyes and Naruto chuckle.

"I'm sorry Sai, but that's what happens when you're…" he trailed off, making everyone stop eating and star at him.

"When you're what, Naruto?" Ino asked. Naruto just stayed quiet before slowly looking Neji in the eye. They seemed to understand what the other was thinking because Neji activated his Byakugan. He looked from top to bottom of Naruto's body and stopped and gasped loudly after stopping at his stomach. Everyone stared at his wide grey eyes.

"Na-Naruto… is-is th-that… what I th-think it is?" he managed to stutter out like Hinata used to. Naruto just dropped his head.

"Yes Neji. It is a fetus that you saw. I am pregnant." Naruto replied and continued to eat his noodles. Everything and everyone on the shop, including the owner and his daughter, all stopped, paled, and replayed the information over and over in their head. Finally, they all came to the same conclusion;

Naruto was pregnant.

"You're WHAT!?!?!" they yelled at once.

To be continued…