Sorry its been a while, but there's practically 0 reviews :(

don't own twilight, Edward, Bella,blah blah blah

Hmm, this could be a problem.

"OK, everyone settle down, its only a little blood,"

I said as their carpet turned dark red from my finger.

"And anyway you guys just ate, right?" I asked as I stared into Edwards pitch black eyes.

"Nope, but I'm about to!" declared Jasper happily,as he bit into my parrot, Twinkie,who had a paper cut from carrying messages around. Carlisle couldn't bare to part with message pigeons, but Esme said they were to dirty, so I loaned him my afore mentioned parrot, Twinkie.

"Bella, I'm so sorry! I know how much you loved Twinkie!" Edward proclaimed, and so he did, for I often told him that if Twinkie was as rich as Edward, I would be dating him. We were steady for 5 years.

"NO! NOT TWINKIE!"

I screamed, taking a dive for him. But alas, I was to late. Twinkie was already dead by the time I got to him.

"No Bella!" shouted Edward, as he ripped me away from Twinkies dying body, saving me from death-by-Jasper, and getting mangle himself.

"Bella, in light of all that has happened to you, I'm sure you want to open your present, don't you?" asked Carlisle.

"No. I must avenge my loved one. THIS IS FOR YOU, TWINKIE!" I screamed, jumping through the window.

Sorry its short again, but I just luv this part!