A/N: Well, I updated! Finally! Marches around room to victory song. Many thanks to Yellowfur, live2tivo, and Nellie Loves You for updating. I hereby pronounce you good people! Reviews are yearned for…

Monday, January 6, 2006

9:52 P.M.

1123581321 This is not a happy day.

impeachbush12345 Oh?

1123581321 I just got back from orchestra, hockey, and drama club. Orchestra was ghastly (I am the only one that can play Vivaldi's unabridged Four Seasons!), hockey was abominable (our goalie missed 32 flick shots), and drama was, quite honestly, substandard. Not to brag, but no one is up to my level. Oh, and did I mention that Chip is already mad at me?

impeachbush12345 No. But if it is any consolation, Olive is mad at me.

1123581321 That's not much consolation.

impeachbush12345 Why thank you. ;)

impeachbush12345 Has anyone ever told you that you were to smart for your own good?

1123581321 Is that a segue into you saying that I'm to smart for my own good?

impeachbush12345 No. Anyway, I think more, so therefore, am I not smarter?

1123581321 Answer honestly. Do you enjoy antagonizing me?

impeachbush12345 (Pause.) (Pause.) No.

1123581321 You really had to think about that.

impeachbush12345 I suppose so.

impeachbush12345 I should probably go to sleep. I have a Greek test tomorrow.

1123581321 I don't take school language. Buenos noches. Bon nuit. Buono notte. Dobry noc. Dobro noc. Good night.

impeachbush12345 Ciao.

impeachbush12345 has signed off at 9:59 P.M.

Tuesday, January 7, 2006

4:07 P.M.

CHAMPION05 Hello, Leaf.

Hahahahaha Hi!!!!!!!!!!

CHAMPION05 What's up?

Hahahahaha My computer has these really cool buttons that change the letters on the screen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAMPION05 Oh. Okay. How is your family?

Hahahahaha They're good I think.

CHAMPION05 So, everybody is in a fine state?

Hahahahaha Teivel hurt his paw. Zusman is very sad today.

CHAMPION05 Your brothers have paws?

Hahahahaha No, Teivel and Zusman are my cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAMPION05 If Zusman is a cat, how do you know that he is sad?

Hahahahaha I know, Chip.

CHAMPION05 You mean, you think you know.

Hahahahaha No, Chip Tolentino, I know.

CHAMPION05 Whatever.

CHAMPION05 Um, Leaf, your whole family is good, right?

Hahahahaha Uh-huh. My oh my you are persistent!

CHAMPION05 Uh, I have to go Leaf, okay? Talk to you later.

Hahahahaha Bye bye bye, Chip!

CHAMPION05 has signed off at 4:11 P.M.

January 7, 2006

5:15 P.M.

Oliveilove Happy birthday, Will!

Theresanaccentegue Olive! You remembered! I am enchanted!

Oliveilove Your feeling is mutual.

Theresanaccentegue I feel obligated to inform you that my father is reading this over my shoulder, should I make any errors in judgment and use the profane words that I am currently grounded for using.

Oliveilove Why, hello, Mister Barfee.

Theresanaccentegue My father says "Right back atcha!" (I feel that it is my obligation to write in his negligent pronunciations.)

Oliveilove How does it feel to have thirteen years under your belt?

Theresanaccentegue My belt seems to expand greatly with each year.

Oliveilove Aw, Will, be positive!

Theresanaccentegue Funny, my father just said those exact words to me upon my typing of those words.

Oliveilove William, are you grounded on your day of birth?

Theresanaccentegue I didn't know my parents would understand my Yiddish profanities! Little did I know, my father's father was actually Jewish.

Oliveilove Poor Will. Imprisoned for profanities not even in Webster's dictionary.

Theresanaccentegue I must now go for my mother requires my presence at the dinner table. Good night, Olive.

Oliveilove Good night, William.

theresanaccentegue has signed off at 5:20 P.M.

oliveilove has signed off at 5:21 P.M.

A/N: Was the last part too fluffy? Am I developing characters? Keeping dialouge real? Keeping the plot understandable? Only with your reviews will I truly know!