A/N: (Feel free to ignore this.) Okay, so it's been a month or two… but I'm here now, so it's all good. I've been chasing boys, failing Rock n Roll Education, working on essays, getting back my stolen essays, being horrified that the person my essay was about stole my essay…especially because it was a very bad essay. But anyhow.

Overdramaticised thanks to Nathan and Sarah, ArtemisRB, and Potato-head4. ArtemisRB, I miss you!!!!! Love ya (friendlilee!) Potato-head4- New Years can't come soon enough! Nathan and Sarah, thanks for the chat room idea- I'll be using it soon. Nathan and Sarah and ArtemisRB, I know no one really talks like this on IM, but think: these are the nerdy spellers talking. And, also, I want this to be at least semi-professional/coherent. Potato-head4- Thanks for the spelling help! I've altered William's screen name to fit grammar laws.

Ebbe is or will be my character, as are the screen names and plot. However, I own not the characters.

And now for the story.

Wednesday, January 8, 2006

9:32 P.M.

CHAMPION05: (grunts in defeat)

Theresanaccentaigue: And why, may I ask, are you grunting in defeat?

CHAMPION05: I'm here for help.

Theresanaccentaigue: And I'm considering gloating. Chip Tolentino, asking for help? Luckily for you, I'm more curious then I am a gloater.

CHAMPION05: I'll keep this concise. Or terse, as the case may be. Do you remember Leaf?

Theresanaccentaigue: Need I answer that?

CHAMPION05: Okay.

CHAMPION05: Do you remember his sister?

Theresanaccentaigue: Isn't that the sister that caused…

CHAMPION05: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Theresanaccentaigue: I'll take that as an affirmative. You still have a crush on her, and you want me to help you express your feelings of undying adoration to her?

CHAMPION05: Or at least help me talk to her.

Theresanaccentaigue: I'll help you in your escapade. I like being behind the scenes.

Theresanaccentaigue: I'm used to backstage.

Theresanaccentaigue: Metaphorically.

Theresanaccentaigue: But, yes, I will get you Marigold's screen name. But, as a return favor, can you set up a 25th Annual Chatroom? That would kick posterior.

CHAMPION05: L.Q.T.S.

Theresanaccentaigue: I comprehend not.

CHAMPION05: Laughs quietly to self. My bud Ebbe came up with it.

Theresanaccentaigue: Yes! Fight the FNS!

CHAMPION05: Um…

Theresanaccentaigue: Friendless Nerd Syndrome.

CHAMPION05: That's good stuff. Hey, I have to go, but thanks for talking.

Theresanaccentaigue: No problemo. Don't forget the chatroom…

CHAMPION05: Don't forget…

Theresanaccentaigue: Got it. 'Night.

CHAMPION05: Ditto.

CHAMPION05 has signed off at 9:44 P.M.

Theresanaccentaigue has signed off at 9:44 P.M.

Thursday, January 9, 2006

8:51 P.M.

123581321: I must be suffering from a severe lack of amusement to be typing this.

Oliveilove: I have made the executive decision not to be offended by your comment, but to delve deeper into the mentality that made you type that.

123581321: Finally, someone who can match my intellectual skills.

Oliveilove: Oh, I don't pretend to match your mental ability. I just harbor a love for Brobidignagian words. Really, I more enjoy the company of people who don't feel the need to be incessantly smart at all times.

123581321: Oh?

Oliveilove: I apologize for how that sounded. I wasn't implying that you acted like that, not really.

123581321: Not really. I see.

123581321: You are more intelligent then you let yourself be. You should try trying harder at being smart sometime.

Oliveilove: That is interesting advice, and I mean that sincerely. I will think on that.

123581321: Good-bye, Olive.

Oliveilove: Good-bye, Marcy.

123581321 has signed off at 9:00.

Thursday, January 9, 2006

9:00 P.M.

Hahahahaha: HeY!

Impeachbush12345: Why capitalize?

Hahahahaha: WhY nOt?

Impeachbush12345: You can't prove a negative.

Hahahahaha: YoU cAn'T pRoVe AnYtHiNg!

Impeachbush12345: If you want to think of it that way, are we even real?

Hahahahaha????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Impeachbush12345: I mean, how can we tell if we can trust our feelings? Are they true? How do we know which of our thoughts are real, are true, define us?

Hahahahaha: Yes.

Impeachbush12345: You don't get it, do you?

Hahahahaha: Yes.

Impeachbush12345: Good-night, Leaf.

Impeachbush12345 has signed off at 9:06 P.M.

A/N: So, what did you think? Constructive criticism is welcomed/ groveled for!