A/N: A little summary perhaps Remus has blown off stalker Tonks and him and Sirius are not only a item but are engaged to be married, the plot thickens.

Our dearest Harry,

Sirius and I have thought long and hard over how to tell you this, so here goes, basically we're engaged, this may come as a shock to you, but Sirius and me have being having, errrm, 'sexual relations' since third year. As well as writing to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year we are also formally inviting you to the wedding and requesting your company as best man, please say yes, you don't know how much it would mean to us. Seasons greetings.

All our love

Remus, Sirius and the bump

Harry fainted.