I am so sorry for how long this has taken! I had no inspiration, but then I found some!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, otherwise Ichigo would be gay with some-one!
Warnings: Must I really say? BoyxBoy, bla bla bla… You've been warned.
I feel like shit, so if this isn't good then I'm very sorry, but hopefully it is good.
Unohana stared at the test results, not believing her eyes. There was no way this was possible, and yet, both times she re-ran the tests, the results were the same. The female Captain sighed deeply, and walked over to her two patients.
After losing conscience at the first squad, Kenpachi and Ichigo had only woken up once. When it happened, all well broke lose. As soon as their eyes had opened, they dove for each other, obviously wanting to continue their previous activity of making out. Many low level shinigami had been injured whilst trying t restrain them and it wasn't until Captain Yamamoto raised his reitsu, did they clam down enough to be sedated.
Now, both of them were heavily sedated, with a nurse standing by with more if necessary and they were held to their beds with restraints. Both had started a high fever; only Captain Hitsugaya's Bankai had bought it down slightly. But alas, he couldn't be there all of the time, so now they were covered in sweat and panting hard. Of course, now, Unohana knew the cause and how to treat it. She needed to inform the other Captains at the emergency meeting. With a quick glance back at Kenpachi and Ichigo, she shun-poed to the meeting.
(At The Captains Meeting)
Yamamoto stared. As did every Captain in the meeting. In fact, the only one who didn't look surprised was Mayuri, he looked excited, but that normal for him any why when it came to the unusual. The Grand Captain was the first to recover
"Are you sure?"
The Forth Squad Captain gently sighed, knowing that she would have to explain everything twice unless she was perfectly clear, began to retell her findings.
"Yes Sir, I'm sure. I've ran every test twice and the results were conclusive. Captain Zaraki Kenpachi and Subbstitute Shinigami Ichigo Kurosaki-Kun are in heat."
Pausing for a minute to allow the Captains to digest what she had said so far, she continued.
"My best guess is some sort of poison that triggered something in their brains to make then behave like that."
It took some time for the Captains to speak again. All of them were thinking the same question, but didn't want to ask, scared of the answer. It was Ukitake who spoke.
"How did the poison enter their system?"
This time, Unohana sighed in irritation.
"They probably inhaled it, but I have no idea what the source was."
"Maybe I can help in that department."
Everyone turned to look at Mayuri, who had a very smug look on his face. After a bit of waiting on the other Captains behalf, he finally told them of the accident in the 12th Squad training grounds.
To say Yamamoto was angry was an under statement. He was furious.
"CATPAIN KUROTSUCHI!!"
Sorry for the shitty ending! Also very sorry for how long it took me to get this up! (Bows very low) Please tell me what you think. Next chapter will be longer, it will also have the sex!