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"Okay I can do this, I can,"muttered Fanny after she sent Brenden to the fourth grade class, Sam to the first, and to the pre-k room Natalie. She trusted them. Well she should at least. Oh crud, this wasn't happening.

"Hi Fanny, how are you? Its been awhile since I was your teacher" asked one of her old fourth grade teachers Mrs. Thompson who didn't look that much older than 50.

"Yea it was like yesterday,' she smiled weakly gosh she really hated this. She then cleared her throat to a point out that she had a class. She had no where to go but sit. And not do much as it dawned on her.

"Well I better be going, we have a test today." Now she was sitting at the table waiting for something to happen.

"Mrs. Drilovsky, I have a pass and I lost a tooth," said a girl with a snow hat and stripped pink shirt. Nurse Claiborne wasn't the first nurse that popped in her head it was the one before her and she always like that nurse.

"Sure, um whats your name?"

"Mallory Witherspoon I'm 6 and in the first grade. My teacher is Mrs. Nesbit." Quickly fanny wrote out a pass and gave her a plasic necklace that had a tooth she could put her tooth in. Plus salty water to wash out her mouth. Then a figure came in the room. He had that same expression numbuh 19 century had...

"Oh my gosh thats him," urgently whispered Fanny. Great now she went from having no guys on her back to have 2.

"Hello Fanny, I'm here to drop of my daughters diabetes kit. She's brittle diabetic you know," he said and he leaned in closer. Oh great he really wasn't going to try to kiss her was he? They were both married he was married to some one and she was married to Patton. Then he was really and truly kissing her. She pulled away from the grip he had on her arms.

"Hey I'm married, stay away from me," she said feeling confused and jipped.

"Well I just have to say I'm jelous of Patton. But may the better man win." He then walked off and she felt even more confused.

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Patton was still looking around the house for at least a clue of his accupation. He still was wondering what the heck Fanny was on when she kissed him. He took a minute to look at that french maid outfit in the underwear drawer I mean really? With the puberty and such it was getting out of control.

"Okay if I were a-" he noticed a hole in the back of the closet that he was going through. Fanny had a lot of the same clothes but he found some clothes that weren't orange, green, or white.

"What the," he muttered and he heard the door open in the foyer. Slowly as if he was in slow motion he crawled through. It was moonbase more specific Fanny's office. He looked down and saw himself a 12 year old once again. Then he looked in the hole an older Patton looked throughly confused at the revolation.

"Okay we know how to get back now I just get Fanny home." He felt a shock that told them that he went back to his older self.

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Virginia was crawling after Zack. She didn't care if she showed up for herselves older work. They would just assume she took a sick day. Zack was now staring at the plaster in the wall that was slowly crumbling. Herself was staring back at her. Bingo the way out.