Here is the last chapter of Accidents Cause Things. I just realized I lied to you! I promised sex last chapter but there was none! I am so sorry about that! Defiantly sex in this chapter, I promise!

Warnings: Sex between two men.

Disclaimers: Don't own Bleach, if I did, Grimmjow wouldn't die!

Preparations began immediately. According to Unohanas' tests, it was imperative that Kenpachi and Ichigo 'mated' very soon otherwise their minds would be lost forever. Brain scans had shown that the poison was spreading through their minds. Of course, she had to ask Mayuri for any information that would help, but he being who he is, wanted blood samples to research in return for his "incredible intellect". Due to lack of time, Yamamoto agreed. Now most of the Captains were helping in getting everything ready.

Squad Two was searching for suitable place for the two shinigamis to do their business. Yoruichi was aiding them; much to the love of Soi Fon. So far the best destination had been an abandoned building near 12th division. Whilst it meant that Mayuri could analyze their reitsu, Yamamoto didn't want to risk anyone being affected by their spiritual pressure. The search continued.

With the help of some Squad Thirteen members, Squad Four was making sure that both Kenpachis' and Ichigos' brains didn't enter the danger zone. Both men were still pumped with sedatives so that they wouldn't hurt anyone. Finally Squads Six, Eight and the rest of Ten were handling their transportation. It would be too dangerous to carry both on stretchers in case they woke up. Unohana was putting them of the sedatives when the time came for them to be transported. The reason being was so that the drugs would have burnt out of their system by the time they reached what ever place they had to reach.

All of that had been decided an hour ago, and time was beginning to run out. Unohana was worried that if a destination wasn't found soon then Ichigo and Kenpachi would be lost forever. Hanataro had brought her some tea but it just stood on her desk stone cold. No tea, no matter how nice it smelled, could distract her from her worries.

Where is Soi Fon Taicho?

As soon as the thought had crossed the female Captains' mind, the other female Captain and her mentored appeared.

Speak of the Shinigami and she will appear.

Even though Soi Fon was panting slightly, obviously having hurried her, her mentor looked like she had just gotten ready for the day. Not a ingle hair was out of place, her breathing not even haggard a bit. It was a testament to the legend of Yoruichi, The Flash Goddess. Unohana couldn't help but smile. No matter how hard Soi Fon tried, she would never get out of the shadow of her mentor. Not that she seemed to mind at this point in time, in fact, she seemed quite happy about staying in that shadow, just worshipping the cat woman.

Standing up abruptly, Unohana silently demanded that they tell her what they had discovered. Thankfully, they received her non- spoken message. They told her of a clearing in the forest in the Rukongai that wasn't near any villages and a sweep of the area showed that Kukaku was not living nearby. It was the perfect place.

Immediately, the Captain of 4th started shouting orders to alert Squads Six. Eight and Ten to get "their butts over here now!" Normally Unohana would never use such language, but her desperation brought that side of her out. Various lower Soul Reapers shupo- ed to the offices and not that much time later, Byakuya, Kyoraku, Ikaku and Yumichika appeared in her own office.

Straight away she told them of the clearing that Soi Fon and Yoruichi had found. As soon as she had finished speaking, all seven of them rushed towards the two patients, who were being looked after by a couple of nurses. It was all hands on deck to get the pair ready for transport. The nurses and Unohana took the IV drips out and the others got ready to carry them. Byakuya and Kyoraku were taking Ichigo, purely because Ikaku and Yumichika wouldn't let anyone else carry their beloved Captain. Soi Fon, Yoruichi and the rest of Squad Two were acting as guards in case the two woke up before they reached the clearing.

(Due to my laziness, I didn't write the journey, but nothing would've happened any way)

Naturally, because of how fast Kyoraku and Byakuya could go, they reached the clearing first. They gently laid the unconscious strawberry on the grass, making sure not to disturb the blanket covering him. Everyone had decide, instead of wasting materials for clothes, they would dress Kenpachi and Ichigo in old blankets, that way, they wouldn't have to waste time before they had sex. As soon as the boy was on the ground, Ikaku and Yumichika arrived with Kenpachi. Quickly, they placed Kenpachi next to Ichigo, then all four of them departed as fasr as they could, not wanting to be any where near the clearing when the pair awoke.

A Minute Later

Ichigo woke up to the feeling of something nuzzling him. Instead of doing the normal thing and batting it away, he leaned closer in, the hat coursing through his entire body made him. He couldn't help but moan as the thing that was nuzzling moved from his chest and moved to his more private areas. Normally, the logical part of Ichigo's brain would have strongly disagreed with this action. But that part of his brain didn't seem to exist at that moment in time, which Ichigo was glad for; he didn't want an inner battle with himself right now.

Wanting to know who was creating the fir inside of him, Ichigo slowly opened his eyes. For a second, the sun blurred his sight, but when his eyes adjusted, he saw what was giving him such pleasure. The man had thick black hair and looked extremely muscular. Something in Ichigo recognised this man, but he didn't know where he knew him.

Due to his inner thoughts, Ichigo hadn't realised that the man had taken of his trousers (looked more like a skirt to him, but his mind insisted that they were trousers). In fact, it wasn't until he felt heat surround his member that knew of the de- trousering. It was like nothing Ichigo had ever felt before. The man sucked at the right time and swallowed around him just when he wanted it. The fire built in Ichigos' stomach. He that soon, something big would happen, and whilst he couldn't wait, he didn't want this feeling to end. But of course, as try as he might, he couldn't hold of the inevitable. When the man deep throated him, there was nothing Ichigo could do to stop him exploding into the mans mouth.

The man drank all that Ichigo had to give; savouring the taste of his soon-to–be mate. After drinking every last drop of the creamy substance, he crawled to his mates face and shared to after taste of his milkshake with him in a passionate kiss. The lithe body beneath him moaned and grunted, unable to speak properly. His faintly tanned arms wrapped around the strong back in hopes of keeping him close forever.

But the man wanted his fun as well. Without warning of any kind, he flipped his mate over onto his stomach and started licking his way down his sweaty back. Eventually, he reached his goal. Parting the cheeks that covered his prize, the man tasted the deepest part of his mate and he was glad to find that he was the first to touch this sacred place.

Ichigo arched his back as he was flooded with the unusual sensations that were flowing through him. He wanted more. In an attempt to get what he wanted, the orange berry moved his hips backwards, hoping that the man would get the hint. Thankfully, he did. The man removed his tongue from the warm recess and lined his throbbing organ with the waiting hole of his mate. His saliva mixed with the natural lubrication that his mate was produced made his entry easier. Of course, because it was hid first time, there was some discomfort to his mate. But him licking down the spine helped him relaxed.

The man was in heaven. His mate was hot and tight! He couldn't wait for his mate to adjust and just started pounding into him as fast as he possibly could. But his mate didn't seem to care, he was moaning and grunting and begging for more. It was like the pair had been made for each other. When he trust forward, his mate moved back to meet him. It was so perfect, that the man knew he couldn't last long. It was too intense. Too much heat. It was when his mate clenched around him after exploding that he too, came, filling his mate. Before collapsing, he pulled out of his exhausted mate.

After a few minutes of the pair panting, Ichigo turned his head, all trace of lust in him gone. He was surprised too see Kenpachi and then the memories came to him. For some reason, he wasn't disgusted or embarrassed. He felt calm and at peace. Kenpachi looked straight back at him with a similar look on his face, well as relaxed as Kenpachi could look. Then an evil smirk came over him.

"Want to go another round?"

Before Ichigo could replay, he was jumped.

That was five years ago, and now, they were dating. They had problems, but they normally cured it with angry sex. It's funny what accidents cause, isn't it?

So so so sorry for how long this had taken! Please forgive me. I hope you have enjoyed reading this as much as I have enjoyed writing it! Please review!