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If I told you I wasn't hiding something, I'd be lying
Chapter 5

Hinata stood by the window as she heard Kiba jump on the bed. She turned back, and smiled. Kiba caught her smile and patted the bed. She put her little fists to her chest.

"Come lay with me."

Hinata walked over to the bed, and sat down. She was glad that Gaara was so kind to give them their own room. He lifted his body up with his elbow. "Not like that." He told her.

Hinata blinked in confusion and he pulled her down. Kiba smiled as she blushed. "Much better."

They were quiet for a moment then muttered. "So Lee and Gaara huh?" She nodded.

"Kind of guessed it." Hinata smiled and said.

"Me too." Kiba kissed her forehead as there was a knock at the door. He turned his head and rolled his eyes. Can't he be with his Hinata for more then a few seconds!

"Dinner is in the hall." The voice called, and Kiba sat up.

But now it was Hinata's turn. She pulled on his arm a bit and he looked at her. "Kiba, can we have a few more seconds alone?"

He blushed and thought to himself. 'Why do I feel like the girl?'

~T.T~

Naruto and Gaara walked into the dinner hall, and all Naruto said was. "Whoa..."

Gaara looked at him and said."It's a little much." Naruto nodded. He then saw Kiba and Hinata walk in. Hinata had a purple dress as Kiba was wearing a cleaner shirt. Was he dressed down?

Naruto sat at the table, and saw Lee enter. Gaara made eye contact with Lee. But Lee just bowed a bit, and sat as far away from him a possible. Naruto even got this, and felt for Gaara. Whenever Naruto tried to be on top with Sasuke, he would get angry. And sit away from Naruto until he begged for forgiveness.

He was about to dig in when a beautiful girl step in. Naruto couldn't help but look, even if he had Sasuke and his kid. The girl had wavy red hair and icy blue eyes. Her body figure was something no man could resist. Well other then Gaara.

"Hi Gaara!" She said running to him, Gaara did the most unlike Gaara thing to do. He tripped her. She fell on her face, and Lee tried to hide a laugh. Gaara looked at him, and smiled a little.

She got up, and Naruto got a good view down her shirt. But gasped when he heard a voice scream "Naruto, I'll kick your ass" He turned his head, and Leeanna crawled to Gaara.

Gaara looked at Lee, who had his head turned. And tears forming.

"Don't touch me!" Gaara said, standing to his feet.

Leeanna was at her feet as fast as he was.

Lee was looking now, and some of Gaara's guards were paying attention more now. The Kazekage's hands were turned into fists, and he was shaking a bit. He bit his lip hard, and turned his head. What would he do?

Naruto stood and moved Gaara to Lee. Lee looked up slowly.

"Can I sit next to you?" Gaara asked bushy brow. Lee shrugged.

"You are the Ka-" He shook his head and Gaara asked.

"Lee, may I have your permission to sit next to you?" Lee's eyes widened and he slowly nodded.

"Yes, please do." Leeanna screamed and everyone looked.

"Damn, you know what Gaara? You're no eye brows and eye make-up makes me so...so!" Everyone looked and she shoved the plates off the table. "Sexy."

Lee moved over to Gaara and she stared.

"Move it, gay boy!"

Both Naruto and Gaara were ready to attack her, but what shocked everyone was when Hinata slapped her.

Leeanna looked and Hinata said. "Please, don't say such things." Kiba was at her side, and she stood, while screaming.

"This is a total waste of my time!" She stormed out, and Gaara chuckled a bit.

"Hey, Hinata." She looked over and Gaara smiled shyly. "Thank you."

~T.T~

Neji and Sasuke ran for a bit, and the kid laughed.

"Up here!" He yelled while giggling.

Sasuke through a Shurinkenat him, but he dodged it. He looked around and Neji started to run. The kid was good, Sasuke would give him that. But he was tired of this hide-and-seek thing.

The kid jumped out of no where and cut Sasuke's cheek. He looked, but the kid was gone again. Neji was leaning on his back.

"I don't think this is any kid." Sasuke nodded, and moved his sword in time to see that the kid had freakish long nails, and fangs. Sasuke jumped back as the kid jumped to him. He didn't really have much of a choice other then keep backing up.

Neji fought him as well, but this was no kid.

"You're in the way!" He screamed, and hit Neji so hard; Sasuke knew he would be down for the count.

The kid smiled softly and said. "Now,"

Sasuke readied himself and the kid smiled bigger. "I'll give you this back, if you tell me one thing." Sasuke glared and the kid kept his smile. "How did you meet Naruto?" He blinked and said.

"Wait what..." Sasuke dropped his sword and said. "School, but wait-"

The kid smiled yet again "Okay, that's all I needed to know." The kid began to walk off, and left Sasuke feeling confused, used and very much annoyed.

~T.T~

Naruto saw that Gaara and Lee were talking, which was a good sign.

In the end, Hinata helped him.

Naruto got to his room and fell on his bed. He ate too much, but then again, he is feeding for two. He lay on his back for a bit, and sighed.

"Sasuke..." He found himself muttering. He sat up and walked to the window, all you could see for miles and miles was sand. But, for some reason, it was pretty. Naruto wished Sasuke could be here to see Gaara.

The Blonde put his back to the window, and sighed. Man did he miss Sasuke and it hasn't even been that long. He suddenly felt arms around him, pulling on me.

He yelped and a hand went over his mouth. He began to struggle then he heard someone whisper in his ear. "Found you."

Naruto jerked back and saw Sasuke. "Sasuke... what are you doing-"

Sasuke kissed him good and hard. Tongue and all. He closed his eyes and Sasuke couldn't help but smile.

"Man, you taste like something that doesn't have mustered on it."

Naruto tried to say something, but Sasuke flipped in, grabbed Naruto. He flung Naruto on his back, and he looked up.

"Sasuke!" Naruto noticed something on his cheek.

"You're hurt!" Sasuke shrugged, but Naruto leaned on his elbows as he licked the cut. The Uchiha only chuckled.

Naruto leaned back into the bed, and Sasuke started to unzip his sweater. The blond grabbed his hand. Its not that he didn't want to do something, but he was pregnant. And he didn't want to see Sasuke turned off.

Sasuke pulled him up, and Naruto faced the wall.

"That better?" The blond placed his hands on the wall, and he now had his back to Sasuke. The Uchiha slowly slipped his fingers up Naruto's jacket. Naruto let out a gasp as Sasuke kissed his neck.

"Is that better?" He asked Naruto, and Naruto found enough strength in him to at least nod.

~T.T~

Sasuke and Naruto were laying on there side and Sasuke whispered.

"When will you tell me what's wrong?"

Naruto looked at him and said. "When you figure it out."

The next day the group left, but not Lee.

"Thank you for coming, I owe you one." Gaara waved and Naruto just smiled as he looked over at Sasuke.

"Anytime." Naruto yelled back, and off to the leaf village they went. No one really said anything. Sasuke did stare at Naruto a lot since he was riding Akamaru. He tried to ask a million times, why, but Kiba and Hinata would say something to get him off track.

"Naruto."

"Hey, Naruto. Wake up." Naruto's eyes opened slowly to see Sasuke leaning over him.

"Come on, we're home." They both stepped into the house with Sasuke's hand around him to steady him.

"Are you hungry?" Sasuke asked him. Naruto shook his head. "Sleepy?" Naruto shook his head. "Pregnant?" Naruto turned to look at Sasuke, and he said. "Are you?" Naruto shook his head, and Sasuke said. "Are you lying to me?"

~T.Y~

Kitty: Finally! YES! XD man this was so much fun to write! So many sexual jokes by Nee here XD man so much fun…*sigh* well tell us what u think.

Seth: *Shrugs* What can I say? Sexual humor is my fav. "You're no eye brows and eye make-up makes me so...so!" … "Sexy." Priceless, if I do say so myself. More to come, trust us!

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