Cap Snatch Fever
By Mizhowlinmad (HBF), 2010
Disclaimer: Original lyrics copyright Ted Nugent, 1977. This is done purely for fun, not for profit.
Dedicated: To all the crazy Murdockian girls at FB and elsewhere. You know who you are.
Well I don't know where Face comes from
But he sure do come
I hope he's comin' for me
And I don't know he does it
But he sure do it good
I hope he's gonna do it to meeee…
He gives me cap snatch fever
Cap snatch fever ….
The first time that I had it
I was twenty-two years old
I got it from the Faceman next door
I went and see the medic and
He didn't have no cure
I think I got it lots morrrrrre….
I got some cap snatch fever
Cap snatch fever
It's pretty harmless
It's just a game
I know I can't ch-ch-change
I know I got it 'cause I'm stayin' insane
It makes a grown man howlin', howlin'
Won't you snatch my cap
I grab the Faceman's hat with
A flick of my hand
I know I'm gettin' back at him
He don't know where I'll strike
Or if I'll one-up him this time
On some kinda playful whim…
He gives me cap snatch fever
Cap snatch fever….
Fini