Albus,
On principle I would not participate in this farce you call a wedding, for gods sake you are old enough to be Minevera's father, not to mention the fact your both OLD, its sick and wrong on soooo many levels, I want nothing to do with it. HOWEVER I know you and Minervera will never leave me alone unless I agree, so yes, I will be your best man, but I want you to understand that I have agreed begrudgingly. Furthermore my love life is none of your concern, even if I do have a crush on Harry potter, WTF???? You've put truth potion in the pumpkin juice again haven't you, you manipulative old fool. YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!
Severus
P.S What the hell do I care what the Gryfindors think of my teaching skills, also that Weasleys plotting again, I think the old plastic spiders around the bed gag needs dusting off, it'll be quite hillarious if he jumps out the window again.
A/N: Oooh I think theres a touch of the green eyed monster going on. Also i'd like to thank my friend ellie (wheres-my-life-gone) for her input in this card and others(ok she basically wrote this one, but the rest are mostly mine.)