A/N: I'm reeeeaaaalllllllyyy sorry I haven't updated for ages. I've been so busy, lol who am I kidding I have no social life, I'm just too lazy, ah well I can live with that anyway enjoy.
Dearest pig,
Can you believe the workload at this time of year, do they think we don't celebrate Christmas as well? That four eyed twat has got me flying up and down the country delivering cards to Great Aunt Mildred and a boy from school he hasn't seen in 3 years, what is the point I ask you? And it's not enough to deliver his letters oh, bloody no, he's hiring my services out to any Tom, Dick or Harry with a chocolate frog and a sob story, its ridiculous, I've got to fly to Hungary tomorrow to give that Viktor Krum a card from Hermionie and then to Romania with a card for Charlie from Ron, you're his owl for god's sake why can't you take it? Ah well old chum, I'll see you in the owlery for Christmas lunch right?
'Til then. Hedwig