AN: I do not own VA or any of the places and/or people

While Rose was Dimitri's prisoner (of love) she was having nightmares about green ant's playing strip monopoly so Dimitri, Nathan and another random strigoi named Kiara told her a bedtime story.

Once upon a time a girl called Rose and her brother Nathan

Nathan: What!

Went into the woods to collect silver stakes but got lost when Nathan got mad and smashed the compass because it wouldn't tell him which way to go.

Dimitri: That sounds like something you would do Nathan

Nathan: SHUT UP BELIKOV!

So while they were skipping along singing 'I will survive' they came across a house made of Macdonald's and KFC. Now science Rose was hungry and Nathan was just a pig

Nathan: At least I'm not a bitch

Kiara: Oh you wanna go?

Dimitri: Now no fighting

Kiara: Fighting? Dude whose fighting? I meant go and get some KFC I'm starved

Dimitri & Nathan: *Facepalm* YOU'RE A STRIGOI YOU DON'T NEED TO EAT!

Kiara: Sorry

they ate the house, well until they met a awesome, hot, strong, unbelievably

Dimitri: GET ON WITH IT!

awesome

Nathan: You said awesome

Kiara: SHUT UP!

strigoi who unfortunately had to live with her 'way less awesome but makes up for it by being totally badass' superior Dimitri, Kiara. Now Dimitri being the idiot that he is fell in love with Rose and decided to show his love by locking her in the highest room in the house which just so happened to have a giant tower made of chocolate

Nathan: Ahem

Kiara: What?

Nathan: *cough* what about me *cough*

Kiara: Ohhhhhh

With her brother and bolted the door shut. Now Kiara was upset because the prisoners were locked in her room and now she was stuck in the crummy guest room made of blue cheese, so she went outside and called to Rose.

"Rose! Rose! Let down the rope ladder in the cupboard, second draw from the right!"

Rose did as she was told and then climbed down the rope ladder with her brother.

"Couldn't you have just unlocked the door?" Nathan asked

"Yea" Kiara replied "But it wouldn't have been as entertaining as watching you climb the ladder"

Kiara, Rose and Nathan then went to Hawaii where they played tennis with lamas … oh and Dimitri became addicted to karaoke and an alcoholic.

The End

Rose still had nightmares but now they were about Nathan playing tennis with lamas while Dimitri was singing 'I'm too sexy'

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