Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Isabella and the Fireside Girls were all climbing up the stairs with dozens of boxes of cookies. It was a hassle, but the customer they were seeing was a regular and they were sure to get a sale off of him. Isabella knocked on the door and they heard a high pitched male voice call "Coming!" before opening the door. The man was tall, but had a hunch; he had a mob of brown hair and wore a lab coat. His name, as I'm sure you know, is Heinz Doofenshmirtz. "Oh how sweet! The Fireside Girls! What can I do for you today?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
"We were wondering if you wanted to buy any Fireside Cupcakes." Isabella said.
"Oh, I'd love to!" Doofenshmirtz said.
"Great! How many?"
"All the boxes you have."
"Really?" Isabella asked surprised.
"Yep, I'm preparing for a party so I need a lot of refreshments."
"What's this?" Gretchen asked pointing to a sign next to the door as Isabella handed Doofenshmirtz the boxes of cupcakes and Doofenshmirtz handed Isabella the money. The sign read Huge pay for huge party treat.
"Oh, you noticed my food wanted poster." Doofenshmirtz said. "Yes, well I need something like a cake for the party, but I wanted it to be more fun than a normal birthday cake, you know? Say, do you think you could make a large Fireside Cupcake that could be served as a real cake?"
"Well…we don't actually make these…" Adyson said. "We get them from the Fireside factory here in Danville."
"Oh…that's too bad." Doofenshmirtz said.
"Buuut, we do have the recipe and we can try to make one from scratch for you." Isabella said.
"Oh great! Tell you what, girls, come to this address if you decide to make one and drop it off. If it tastes anywhere near as good as the ones I just bought, I can assure you that you will make a fortune." Doofenshmirtz wrote down an address and handed it to Isabella before closing the door.
"Alright girls, we need to make the biggest, best tasting, Fireside Cupcake ever!" Isabella said.
"And how do you plan for us to do that?" Holly asked. Isabella smiled and said
"Easy, with the help of our friends—"
Phineas and Ferb were lying under the tree as usual. "Hmm…so what do we do today? We've made all the current preparations for the prom that's in two days…hey what are YOU doing?" Phineas asked, because Ferb seemed to be paying no attention to him whatsoever. He was busy looking through a very large book, the phone book.
"Looking up a number." Ferb said flipping through pages, trying to figure out something.
"Who are you trying to look up?" Phineas asked.
"My date." Ferb said. Phineas was tempted to ask who, but decided not. It wasn't really his business. Although, he was starting to wonder who he would go with. He was organizing this whole thing; he would look pretty stupid showing up without a date. So far there was only one girl he had even considered. And that was—
"Hi, Isabella." Phineas said as Isabella walked through the gate, she was in her Fireside Girl uniform.
"Hey Phineas, I know what'cha doin' today!" Isabella said
"And what would that be?" Phineas asked.
"The Fireside girls and I need someone's help to make a giant Fireside Cupcake so we can make some money. Wanna help?"
"Sure, but why are you asking us to help with this?" Phineas asked, who never felt like he was a cooking expert.
"Because I want it to be as impossibly big as possible…or impossible….and you guys are great at doing impossible things!" Isabella said.
"She has a point…" Ferb said. "Hey, where's Perry?"
Perry the Platypus was in the kitchen near the refrigerator. He put on his fedora and climbed inside. There was tube that Perry slide down before reaching his secret base where Major Monogram appeared on screen. "Hello, Agent P." Monogram said. "Doofenshmirtz has been buying up loads of food, lights, and toys. We don't know what evil scheme he as planned. Find out what he's up to and put a stop to it!" Perry nodded and set off for his mission.
In the backyard, Phineas and his friends were unloading trucks of flour, sugar, and various other ingredients into a bowl the size of their house. Isabella whipped her forehead and sighed "Phew, this is a lot of work…hey, why isn't Ferb helping?" Isabella asked.
"Oh, he's trying to look up his date's phone number." Phineas said.
"Date?"
"You know, for our prom in two days. He's trying to call his date." Phineas said.
"Oh yeah!" Isabella said remembering "Um, about that…Phineas, I was wondering if—"
"Hey, dinnerbell, we got that gigantic mixer you ordered!" Buford yelled as a truck came with a giant electronic mixer.
"OK, I'll be right there to set it up!" Phineas said. Isabella sighed and followed.
Ferb, meanwhile, was trying to remember Vanessa's last name. What was it? Darlington? Dingleburg? Duffenberry? Doofenshmirtz? Doofenshmirtz…? Vanessa Doofenshmirtz…
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Perry the Platypus ran to a building (not the usual building Doofenshmirtz lived in) and busted down the wall. "Ahh…Perry the Platypus. How appalling…and by appalling I mean…completely rude! Seriously why did you just smash through that wall? Was it even necessary? I'm renting this place and now I'm going to have to buy it! I'm not even being evil today!" Doofenshmirtz cried. "I really didn't expect you to come this time, I had to play my normal evil jingle even though I'm not in my lair, and that's the second time I've had to do it today! It's not cheap you know! Really, what made you think I was being evil today?" Perry pushed a few buttons on his watch and showed Doofenshmirtz the recording of Major Monogram telling him his mission. "Are you serious?" Doofenshmirtz cried "Really, buying food, decorations, and games makes you think I'm up to evil? Why do you keep tabs on that stuff anyway? You're practically stalking me! I was just hosting an innocent party today, is all! Because it's my birthday, in case you forgot!" Perry the Platypus shifted his feet guilty at this. "Hmph, you know I remembered YOUR birthday and bought YOU a present…" Doofenshmirtz said. "Really, all I wanted to do is have a birthday party today, you know like the one you WRECKED last year! I even invited my stupid brother, Roger! Vanessa and Norm are also coming as well….see THEY remembered my birthday!" Doofenshmirtz took a breath and sighed "….Sorry about ranting at you like that, Perry the Platypus. It's just sometimes you make so angry! Anyway, come to the closet, I have a surprise." Doofenshmirtz said leading Perry to the closet and closing him in. "Sorry, Perry the Platypus, I can't have you ruining my party again and I didn't have a trap ready. Doofenshmirtz said from the other side of the door. "Hey, you want evil? You got it! I'm going to put some special elixir in the food that will put the entire tri-state area under my control! And know this: You brought this on yourself, Perry the Platypus!"
Ferb, meanwhile, finally remembered Vanessa's last name. Ferb flipped through the phone book and found four Doofenshmirtzs. He tried the first number. There was a pause and some ringing. "Hello?" a female voice said from the other end.
"Erm, hello." Ferb said "I was wondering if I got the right number for Vanessa Doofenshmirtz."
"Oh, my daughter!" The women said. "Sorry, but she's at her fathers right now. Want me to give you the number?"
"It's fine." Ferb said.
"Alright then…" the women said and hung out. Ferb called the next number and waited as the phone rang. A strange jingle came out of nowhere.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Ferb stared at the phone and hung up. That was certainly not the right number.
"Ferb! You got a moment? We could use some help over here!" Phineas said as he set up the electronic mixer. Ferb waved him away. "Alright then…hey, Isabella, wanna help?" Phineas asked.
"Sure!" Isabella called from the foot of the bowl and began to climb up. She and Phineas began pressing buttons for the giant electronic mixer and had to hold on for their lives as it vibrated horribly and the machine itself felt like it was spinning, but the two of them were having fun and laughing as thought it were a ride.
When they were finally done mixing, they turned off the mixer and Phineas helped Isabella back on the ground. "Thanks." Isabella said.
"No problem…um, hey Isabella, you know that prom we have set in two days?" Phineas asked.
"Yeah…" Isabella said, her hope slowly rising.
"Well, I wanted to ask you something about that, would yo—"
"Phineas what are you doing?" Candace yelled.
"Making a giant cupcake to help the Fireside Girls." Phineas said.
"Grrr…I'm telling mom!" Candace said marching off into the house.
Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz just returned to his party room with a bottle of elixir in his hand. "Oh, Vanessa, you're here!" Doofenshmirtz said, hugging his daughter who had been waiting for him to show up. "And you too, Norm!" Doofenshmirtz added spotting the robot man.
"Hey dad, how's your birthday so far…you're not trying anything evil are you? You said you wouldn't…" Vanessa said.
"Urgh, it's been terrible! Perry the Platypus attacked me…and for no reason this time!" Doofenshmirtz added catching the look on his daughters face. "Seriously, Monogram thought because I bought food and games, I was planning something evil! How do you make evil with food and games? Well I'll tell you how in a minute—anyway, that's just the beginning. I had to play my evil jingle THREE times today! Twice while you were gone and I had to play again just now when I was fetching this elixir from my lab and someone called—" there was a sudden ringing and Vanessa said
"Hang on, dad, someone's calling…hello?" Vanessa picked up the phone.
"Vanessa?" A familiar British voice said.
"Ferb?" Vanessa said shocked.
"Um…yes. I wanted to ask you something…" Ferb said.
"Oh, sure, what is i—"
"Who are you talking to?" Heinz interrupted.
"Dad, shh! No not you, Ferb, hang on. Dad, he's a friend, OK? Quit being so protective….What were you saying Ferb?"
"Err…my brother and I intend to host a summer prom in two days…would you go with me?" Ferb asked.
"Oh…um…" Vanessa considered for a moment. Ferb had to be two or three years younger than her, and she didn't really know him all that well…on the other hand, he was pretty nice. She didn't want to hurt his feelings…and it's not like she had to do anything serious with him or anything. "Sure, Ferb, just pick me up at my mothers address at—"
"Woah, woah, woah!" Heinz said snatching the phone. "Listen, buddy, if you want to date my daughter you can meet me first! Come to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated tomorrow and ask for Doofenshmirtz. THEN we'll take about you dating my daughter!" Doofenshmirtz said and hung up the phone.
"DAD!" Vanessa cried "How could you be so rude?"
"I'm evil, what do you expect? Anyway I'm not letting you just date some stranger. I know boys, I am one, we're evil so you need to be careful."
"You sure act like a boy…" Vanessa said.
"I heard that!" Doofenshmirtz said.
"By the way…what is that elixir for?" Vanessa asked.
"Oh, this?" Heinz said holding up the elixir. "Well, since Perry the Platypus decided to attack me, I decided I'm going to be evil—"
"What? You promised you wouldn't be evil today!" Vanessa said.
"I know, but I said that because I thought I would be able to celebrate my birthday in peace. But no! Those O.W.C.A. jerks are going to attack me no matter what! So I may as well be attacked for doing something I love….if it's a war you want, it's a war you shall get, Perry the Platypus!" Doofenshmirtz yelled at the closet door.
"What are you yelling at?" Vanessa asked.
"Oh, Perry the Platypus, he's in the closet." Doofenshmirtz said.
"Umm…no, he's not." Vanessa said.
"What do you mean he's not? How did he escape?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
"Um, Norm needed to use the closet to get supplies and when he opened the door, Perry the Platypus left."
"Why didn't you tell me this earlier?" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed.
"I thought you weren't doing anything evil and invited him."
"Me? Invite Perry the Platypus? Why would I do that?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
"You two seem like great friends." Vanessa said.
"You've gotta be kidding me!"
"Oh…well, it seems to me like you intentionally let Perry the Platypus stop you. You always give him a way out of his trap and make it obvious and easy for him to destroy your machines…" Vanessa said.
"Now listen here, young lady I don—oof" Doofenshmirtz had just been attacked from behind by Perry.
Candace, meanwhile, was heading up the stairs to her parent's bedroom to get Linda. "Mom!" Candaced cried when she saw her "Mom, Mom, Mom! Phineas and Ferb have made this gigantic cupcake that's, like, a thirty feet tall and you have to see it!" Candace said grabbing Linda's arm.
"Oh, alright, Candace…" Linda said following Candace to the back yard.
Phineas and the others were just finishing the cupcake as Ferb came over. "Hey, Ferb, how'd it go?" Phineas asked. Ferb gave him a thumbs up. "I see…well, you missed the fun but at least you got a date for the prom. Now all I need to is—"
"Phineas, the truck is here." Isabella said.
"Oh, great! Let's take it to the party." Phineas said and he and Ferb left the yard with Isabella and the others while the cupcake was put on a truck and they drove off.
"See, Mom? See?" Candace said taking Linda outside.
"Sorry, Candace…I really don't see this one at all." Linda said.
"What? That's impossible!" Candace cried as she looked for traces of the cupcake. "Feel around, Mom! It might be invisible!" Linda sighed and headed back inside.
Meanwhile back at Doofenshmirtz's party, Perry the Platypus had just been hit Norm who snuck up from behind. Feeling dazed, Perry ran behind Norm and looked for an off switch. "Looking for the switch, Perry the Platypus?" Doofenshmirtz asked with a smile. "Well, I took it off! By the way, thank you, Norm…it's been awhile since you helped me fight Perry the Platypus, hasn't it?"
"Yes, yes it has." Norm said. Perry gave up on Norm and turned back to Doofenshmirtz. Norm aimed a punch at Perry who jumped and it ended up hitting Doofenshmirtz. Perry landed on Norms arm when he jumped and now jumped off at Doofenshmirtz. The two continued punching and kicking each other when suddenly a doorbell rang.
"Wait; hang on, Perry the Platypus! Time out!" Doofenshmirtz said. "Who is it?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
"The Fireside Girls!" a voice said from beyond the door. Perry began to panic; he recognized it as Isabella's voice. She saw him enough times to possibly recognize him in his fedora. Perry took off his hat and hid in a corner as the door opened and Isabella entered.
"Ah, hello." Doofenshmirtz said "Do you have the large cupcake I asked for?"
"Yes, yes we do." Isabella said.
"I see…where is it?"
"Right outside." Isabella said leading him out. Perry hoped she wouldn't be there for long. There was no way he could risk fighting Doofenshmirtz with her around. Even worse was the possibility that Phineas and Ferb were with her. Judging by what he heard outside, they probably were.
"Amazing!" Doofenshmirtz said "You made this yourself?"
"With a little help…" Isabella said modestly.
"Wow…this is really—I'll go get my wallet." Doofenshmirtz said heading back into the party room. As he began searching through the closet, Perry had an idea. He could lock Doofenshmirtz in the closet right now…except Isabella would be wanting her pay. Perry decided not to and continued thinking of ideas. "Ah, there it is!" Doofenshmirtz said heading back outside. "And here's your money." Doofenshmirtz said handing Isabella a large sum of cash.
"WOW! You're really giving us all of this?" Isabella asked.
"Sure, why not? I get a huge alimony check so it's not too big of deal." Doofenshmirtz said.
"Thanks! You must be one of the nicest guys in Danville!" Doofenshmirtz grimaced a bit a this and added with another smile
"Why don't you come over to my party? It should start in around ten minutes; invite all your little friends if you want." Doofenshmirtz said. Though he did not know it, he was making Perry's job a lot harder.
"Thanks! I'll make sure to come." Isabella said closing the door. Doofenshmirtz grinned.
"Yes, but little does she know, soon I will be using her cupcake for evil! She will be my minion with the others and I will rule the entire TRI-STATE AREA!" Perry quickly put on his fedora and attacked Doofenshmirtz again. If Phineas, Ferb and the others were coming in ten minutes, he had little time. Perry punched and kicked Doofenshmirtz as fast as he could. "Oh come on, Perry the Platypus, I don't even get a break today?" Doofenshmirtz said. Perry considered him for a moment, and then threw him in the closet and locked the door. Suddenly the door opened and Perry took off his fedora. The guests had arrived.
Meanwhile, Isabella was just telling Phineas the good news.
"That guy gave us a bunch of money! We could fund ourselves for a year with this, easily! Thank you, Phineas!"
"No problem, I had fun." Phineas said.
"Oh yeah and he invited me to his party, wanna come with me?" Isabella asked.
"Sure, sounds like fun, right Ferb?" Phineas asked. Ferb nodded and the three of them headed into the building.
"Hmmm, I wonder whose birthday it is." Isabella said.
"Happy Birthday…Doof—en—shmirtz…." Phineas read the banner. "Oh hey look! The mayor's here!" Phineas pointed at Roger Doofenshmirtz. "It must be Mayor Doofenshmirtz's birthday!" at these words everyone began crowding around Roger, wishing him a happy birthday.
"Argh! Curse you Perry the Platypus!" Doofenshmirtz cried.
"Huh, did someone say something about Perry, our platypus?" Phineas asked.
"Oh, there you are, Perry." Ferb said patting Perry who had just shown up.
Does it…feel like I connected these plots too much? Urgh, I hope not, otherwise people are going to hate the next chapter I have planned.