2 months later...
Legolas ran to the bathroom and emptied his stomach contents, Aragorn ran in after him and rubbed his back soothingly.
" Legolas you have been vomiting every morning for the past month, what is wrong my love?" Aragorn asked soothingly
" i don't know Estel i didn't get my period last month..." Legolases voice trailed off and realization hit his eyes
" what is it Legolas?" Aragorn asked in a panicked tone
Legolas ran out and ran straight to a healer
1 hour later Legolas finally re-apearred
"Aragorn you wont believe this but well..remember 2 months ago when we got naughty, well i didn't use the pill and now...im pregnant!" Legolas said with joy
Aragorns eyes rolled into the back of his head and he collapsed
"ARAGORN NOOOOOOOO" Legolas wailed as his lover hit the floor.
when Aragorn finally awoke he was in bed and Legolas was lying next to him.
" Legolas i had the weirdest dream that you told me you were pregnant" Aragorn laughed
"Aragorn that was not a dream, i am pregnant and you fainted" Legolas said with caution
"WHAT LEGOLAS HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? WE USED THE PILL!" Aragorn screamed
"Aragorn you were on top and your swimmers got through and i need your support" Legolas said a strong as he could
meanwhile Arwen was coming up with a plot to kill Legolas and claim the man she loves
"i shall rip off his balls with my teeth if i have to" Arwen growled
"i know, ada told me Legolas is pregnant, THAT BABY SHALL NOT LIVE TO SEE DAYLIGHT! ARAGORN AND LEGOLAS SHALL PAY A BIG PRICE...
in another love triangle, Sam and Frodo were making hot,passionate love in the shires garden, little did they know Sam's little daughter was watching them from the safety of a bush
she had to tell her mum what her daddy was putting in uncle Frodos rear
how will Rosie react? will Aragorn support Legolas? will Arwen really rip off Legolases balls with her teeth? keep reading to find out !