" SAM! IT HURTS" Frodo yelped as Sam tried to pull his genitals out of Frodos butt. " Im sorry Mr Frodo but it is well and truly stuck" Sam blushed. "you know Mr Frodo, this is making me very...hot for you in your vulnerable position and maybe we could get a little...naughty?" Sam said with lust in his eyes. "why Sam i thought you would never ask, im very...hot myself and i have desires you could easily for fill" Frodo replied with even more lust in eyes eyes.

meanwhile...

Aragorn walked into Legolases room and found the blonde elf on his bed sleeping in the nude

Aragorn looked at him for a while before stripping off himself and climbing into bed with his elf.

Legolas awoke a while later to find Aragorn wearing nothing at all and groping his rear, only then he realized that he too, was wearing nothing at all. "ARAGORN RELEASE MY ASS AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON" Legolas screeched. Araorn woke with a start and slowly released Legolases ass. "im sorry Legolas but i was so tired and i came here to tell you good news...i will support you through your pregnancy and with he child, i realize now that our child is a miracle and i will do my best to be a good father" Aragorn declared whilst crying with happiness. " oh Aragorn thank you so much" Legolas replied and then embraced Aragorn and kissed him with a kiss so deep they could taste eachothers throats

elsewhere...

Arwen and Gandalf were talking in a private space with hushed voices, Arwen was telling Gandalf her master plan. "so Gandalf once i kidnap the child you must rape it so hard blood will pour out, do you understand me? Arwen asked. "Yes Arwen i understand, and i must say i am truly honoured to do this for you, for i havnt gotten lucky since i was 20, ah i was every woman (and mens) god in bed, i had so many moves, i was so strong, flexible and manly, now im just a old man who perves on small children. thank you Arwen i shall not let you down" Gandalf cried

" i know you wont Gandalf, for i trust you with this task-" Arwen was cut off when they heard a scream from the garden. they both ran out too see what was going on.

the sight they saw shocked them. Rosie held a big, cutting knife in one hand and Sams balls is the other.

"AAHHHHHH MY BALLS! MY BALLS! ROSIE YOU BITCH, WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?" Sam screamed in pain and anger.

"because Sam, you left me for that Frodo Baggins so now you and he shall pay" Rosie said with a angry glint in her eyes.

Rosie went up to Frodo and shoved Sams balls into Frodos mouth and watched him choke, Frodos eyes bulged and he went blue. " YOU BITCH! DONT HURT MY MAN!" Sam screamed before getting the knife and stabbing Rosie in the back of the head.

Sam looked at his dead wife before rushing over to Frodo, but he was too late, Frodo Baggins was dead.