"Comms are down."
"Really?"
"Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I'm immune to sarcasm, Teaboy."
"Oi! This suit is designer!"
"What's he done now, Yan?"
"He pushed me at the slimey thing, Tosh!"
"Stop pushing him at the slimey thing, Owen."
"Oh! I get it! Choose the Teaboy over me, why don't you?!"
"Serves you right."
"Yeah."
"Shut up, Teaboy – or should I say, Toyboy?"
"Oi!"
"Hey! Kids!"
"WHAT?"
"Stop flirting and get back to work. Ianto – join me in my office? I've got a… um… paperwork… coffee… thing…"
"Sounds serious."
"Shut it, Doctor Death."
Thirty Minutes Later
"Hey – where's Owen?"
"Being sick."
"Why?!"
"The comms aren't as down as you might think…"