Sam and Frodo had just arrived back to the shire after being reunited, Frodo was still naked and Sam's panties were stolen by the orc. Sam arrived at Gandalfs house to collect Elaine and Marsh, his children, but when he walked into Gandalfs house he was welcomed by Gandalf. "hello Sam, are you bett-" Gandalf was cut mid-sentence when he saw Frodo standing behind Sam still naked. "F-Frodo, h-how are you here?" Gandalf asked with a shocked expression. "i killed Lady Gladrielle in elf heaven and absorbed her power, which bought me back to life" Frodo explained, but Gandalf wasn't listening because he was looking at Frodos junk which was still horny for Sam. "Frodo would you like some clothes?" Gandalf asked, never taking his eyes off Frodos junk. "ive come for Elaine and Marsh, where are they?" asked Sam, completely unaware that his children had been raped every day they were in Gandalfs care. "i shall get them, but i must warn you, they were playing with my staff and they cast a spell on eachother making them tell horrific lies" Gandalf said, eyes still on Frodos junk. " oh my ok let me see my children" Sam said, believing Gandalfs lie.
Elaine came limping up to her father, crying her eyes out. "DADDY, UNCLE GANDALF PUT HIS SPECIAL, SENSITIVE PLACE IN MY SPECIAL, SENSITIVE PLACE! AND HE PUT IT IN MARSH'S REAR AS WELL!" Elaine cried and while she was, Marsh crawled up to his daddy and begged to leave. "ok children lets go" Sam said before mouthing the words "im sorry" to
Gandalf, not believing his children at all.
meanwhile...
Legolas's morning sickness had gotten really bad as his pregnancy progressed and Aragorn didn't know how to help, apparently elves pregnancy's were very difficult because the child is immortal and that takes a lot of energy out of the mother, or father in this case, so Aragorn was worried for Legolas, but he was looking forward to the 2nd trimester because that's when hormones go everywhere and Legolas will be horny all the time, and that's something Aragorn could help with.
Arwen was still thinking of the perfect revenge for Aragorn and she decided to "help" Legolas
she approached Legolas in his room holding a glass with purple liquid in it. "Legolas, drink this, it will help, do not worry i hold no grudges against you for being with Aragorn, i see that your
happy and i would like to help you with this pregnancy if that's alright with you" Arwen said in her most sincere voice. "Arwen that would be greatly appreciated" Legolas said with happiness in his eyes. "drink this, it will help with the morning sickness" Arwen said and handed the glass to Legolas. "thank you" Legolas said as he drank the liquid. "with this child being immortal its really taking the energy out of me" Legolas said with a tired smile. "of course, now you rest Legolas, i shall see you later" Arwen said and left.
Little did Legolas know, but the liquid Arwen gave him makes people mortal and Legolases child is now being turned mortal and they have no idea!
"this is going better than i expected:" Arwen thought to herself as she made her room, only to discover Merry and Pippin making hot love on her bed and whispering dirty words to eachother.
"oh merry you bad, bad boy, touching me there- NO DONT STOP! NEVER STOP!" Pippin moaned sexually. Arwen walked away in disgust, not daring to go back in until the sheets were cleaned and the horny hobbits were gone.