Phineas yawned and got out of bed, turning off the alarm clock as he did so. He prodded Ferb, who had not heard the alarm and the two of them dressed in silence. When they finished, they headed downstairs where Candace was eating cereal. "Hey, Candace, I forgot to ask yesterday, how was the date?" Phineas asked.
"It was WONDERFUL!" Candace said happily. She took another bite of cereal and said "I heard you and Isabella went on a date."
"Oh yeah, we did." Phineas said.
"Soo…how did it go?" Candace prompted.
"Err…not too well to be honest. Um, you see I kinda borrowed your magazines…" Phineas waited to see if Candace was going to scold him. She did not and he continued "And you see…well the advice it gave me didn't really work. Isabella hated all the stuff I talked about…but in the end it all worked out."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I told her what I did and that I was trying to be romantic…and failed. She understood and well…um, things worked out and we had fun…" Phineas said. Candace didn't need to ask what he meant by having fun, knowing Isabella, it was easy to guess what happened.
"Soo…what are going to do to be romantic next time?" Candace asked.
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Nothing." Phineas said.
"Why would you do nothing?" Candace asked.
"Isabella told me to never do it again; I guess she's OK with me not being romantic." Phineas said heading outside, but Candace stopped him.
"No. Phineas, if you want things to work out with Isabella, you can't just not be romantic. NO girl likes that!"
"But she told me—"
"She told you not to be bad at it." Candace said.
"Oh…well how do I do it right then?" Phineas asked, wanting to make Isabella happy.
"Well, you need to do romantic things." Candace said.
"Like what? The stuff in the magazine didn't work." Phineas said.
"Phineas, the stuff in the magazine is for people who don't know each other well and are meeting each other. You and Isabella have known each other for a long time, so you're already past the meeting and learning phase. You need to be serious now."
"Serious?"
"Well, you need to do romantic stuff girls like. Not asking questions. You need to do more physical and mental romantic stuff." Candace said.
"What do you mean? Am I supposed to kiss her more?" Phineas asked.
"Well…yes, girls like kissing."
"Yeah I can understand why, it's really fu—"
"I don't want to hear it, Phineas!" Candace said, she supported their relationship but didn't like hearing about it. It felt weird for her younger brother to be in a relationship…especially at a younger age than she was.
"Sorry…so what were you saying?"
"Well girls like compliments too. What do you like about Isabella?"
"Well, she's pretty, she's funny, she's nice, she's—" Phineas said naming qualities he liked about Isabella.
"Tell Isabella, not me." Candace said.
"OK, so when I see Isabella, I should tell her all that stuff?"
"Yes…but not all at once! You need to do it when the time is right." Candace said.
"OK…and what else?"
"Well, girls like being touched by the boy they like."
"Oh, so I should touch Isabella?" Phineas asked.
"Yes…wait NO! Urgh not like that, Phineas! You're taking everything too literally!" Candace exclaimed.
"Sorry…" Phineas said.
"You do it at appropriate times, just like everything else. Because girls—" Candace continued her lesson with Phineas, but it was so long and complicated that it's hard to put into words. It was so dull and tedious to listen to, that Ferb lost patience and went outside. Even someone who knew more about romance than Phineas would have a lot of trouble understanding everything Candace said. Trying to put it in Phineas' point of view is nearly impossible and I shall not even bother trying to attempt it. It's horrible to write, and almost as horrible to read. Instead, we shall skip to the part where Candace finished and Phineas said
"Thanks sis." Before going outside. He had understood very little about what Candace said, but it sure made him think about Isabella a lot. He rested under the tree, so distracted that he didn't even noticed Ferb, Baljeet, and Buford making a machine on their own.
Phineas sighed and gazed at the clouds, each of them reminding him more of Isabella. He thought the first one looked like a heart…and the seconded one looked like the bow Isabella usually wore. In fact, the third one looked a lot like Isabella…and the fourth one looked like a triangle headed kid kissing a girl, who looked exactly like Isabella…
"What the…" Phineas said looking at the clouds, he turned his head to the right and saw that Ferb's machine was making clouds come out of it.
"Look, our thought clouds work!" Baljeet exclaimed. "They go so well with these speech bubbles." He added blowing into a high-tec looking bubble wand. A bubble came out of the wand, with words inside saying "It works!" "Now we can be just like our hero, Atlanta Man!" Baljeet said holding up a comic with an underwater hero on the cover. Phineas smiled.
"It would be cool to be able to breathe underwater without a suit, huh? …Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"
"Hey, have you kids seen Perry?" Linda asked sticking her head out the door.
"Nope, sorry." Phineas said.
Perry the Platypus was driving his Platypus Mobile to Major Monogram's base. He parked the car and went to a security door. "Verification code please." A female voice said. Perry chattered into the speaker. "Welcome to headquarters Agent: P" the voice said, inserting his agent name, and the door opened. Monogram was inside with Carl.
"Hello, Agent P. Sorry for having you meet us at headquarters. The computer needs to be fixed. Anyway Doofenshmirtz has recently ordered a laser to be sent into space. Sounds evil to me, go find out what he's up to and put a stop to it!" Monogram said. Perry nodded and headed back to the Platypus Mobile.
Phineas and Ferb, meanwhile, had just finished their new water pellets. These were fish shaped pills they could eat and be given the ability to breathe underwater as well as see perfectly. "Great, now we just need to try it out…" Phineas dialed Isabella's number on the phone.
"Hello?" Isabella said from the other line.
"Hey, Isabella. I was wondering if you would mind going for a swim." Phineas said.
"…You want to go swimming with me?" Isabella asked, and Phineas realized the fact that she sounded more exciting than she should meant that she thought it was going to be just them. Candace had told him girls like being alone with their boyfriends. Phineas shifted his feet guilty and said
"Yeah…because Ferb and I made these new water pills that let you see, hear, and breathe underwater perfectly. Thought we could use your pool…what do you say?"
"Oh…sure, that sounds like fun." Isabella said. She sounded sincere but Phineas caught a hint of disappointment in her voice and added
"And maybe later just the two of us can go swimming." Phineas said hoping this made her feel better…it did.
"Oh sure! Come over whenever you want, OK? If I'm not outside, that means I'm changing into my swimsuit." Isabella said and hung up. Phineas put the phone back in his pocket and said
"OK guys; let's get suited up, because we're going for a swim at Isabella's." Phineas said.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Perry the Platypus flew the Platypus Mobile to Doofenshmirtz's lair and headed up the elevator. He rushed to Heinz's door and smashed it open. However, Doofenshmirtz was nowhere to be seen….Suddenly, Perry felt his hands pulled back and a pair of handcuffs placed over them. "Hello, Perry the Platypus." Doofenshmirtz said with a grin. "As you can see, I kept the handcuffs from when I was a police man. As Major Monogram has undoubtedly told you, I have ordered a space laser to be fired into space. You see, the reason I did this is because of my experience as a cop. I realized that I was doing the same job as you: fighting evil. Except in my case it was on a lesser scale…anyway, after that I understood something else. Perry the Platypus…you're a terrible agent!" Doofenshmirtz said. Perry chattered at this. "I have no clue what that noise means, but I assume you said "No I'm not" or something along those lines. But let me tell you, you and all your other animal agent buddies are almost as evil as I am! What did I do as cop, Perry the Platypus? That's right; I gave people tickets and told them what they did wrong. Sometimes I sent them to jail where they were taught lessons and rehabilitated. After the experience is over, they started their lives over as one of the good guys. What do you do, Perry the Platypus? Well first you break down my wall, and let me tell you those are not cheap to repair! And then what do you do? You beat me up! You beat me up like a mugger and leave! That's it! What kind of police work is that? I know you're an "agent" but aren't you supposed to be doing the same thing? I mean really, you just bust down my door, beat me up, and leave! What happened to "violence only causes more violence"? Urgh, see this is why I hate you! This is why I hate the entire O.W.C.A.!" Doofenshmirtz said and Perry blinked. "But that's not the only reason either, Perry the Platypus. You O.W.C.A. keep on stalking me! And when I do nothing illegal, let alone evil, they send you beat me up anyway! I mean what was illegal about me putting shadow puppets on the moon? Sure it was inspired by a petty grudge, but it wasn't all that evil. I mean if you think about it, I was entertaining the people of earth with shadow puppets. But you come and beat me up anyway…in space! I mean how much money did that cost? And to beat me up for nothing too!" Doofenshmirtz was breathing heavily and Perry just stared. "There's also one final reason, why I cannot stand you, and that is because you treat me like garbage! You act like my schemes are nothing important and sometimes tell me right up to my face that I'm a failure, a non important threat. And yes I'm mainly talking about the time I decided to poor eulg all over the adult diaper. I spent hours working on that invention, not to mention the back story and you completely ignore it! Oh and see, I told you that would be a back story some day!" Doofenshmirtz said and sighed. "Phew…ranting like this…is really tiring. I need a glass of water." Doofenshmirtz went to the kitchen to fetch himself a glass.
Meanwhile, Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet, and Buford had finished changing into their swim trunks and were now at Isabella's house. Phineas rang the doorbell and Isabella opened. She had already changed into her usual swimsuit. "Hey…Isabella." Phineas said staring with his mouth hanging open. Had she always been this cute? Ferb placed his hand on the bottom of Phineas' mouth and pushed it up. Isabella giggled.
"Hey Phineas, are you ready to go swimmin'?" Isabella asked.
"Um…sure." Phineas said with a grin. Isabella lead them to her pool and Phineas still couldn't get over how amazing she looked in her swimsuit. Suddenly Candace's advice about compliments rang through his head. "Uh, Isabella, I think you look really cute." Phineas said. Isabella went slightly red and giggled again.
"Thanks, you look pretty handsome too."
"Hey, why are we doing this in some little kiddy pool? Why not the ocean?" Buford asked.
"Well, this stuff only lasts three hours. Also it hasn't been tested for salt water. So it might not work at the ocean, and even if it did, we could end up losing track of the time and drown." Phineas said. "Now, let's try these out. We have spares when we're done." Phineas said swallowing one of the pills.
"Wait, we might want to put some sunscreen on." Isabella said.
"Hmmm, you're right. We're going to be out here for awhile." Phineas said lathering himself with sunscreen. Everyone took turns with the bottle except…
"Buford, you should put some sunscreen on, you'll get burned otherwise." Baljeet said.
"Buford don't need no sun block." Buford said jumping in the water.
"Hey, um, Phineas, mind getting my shoulders?" Isabella asked a little shyly.
"Oh…sure." Phineas said taking the bottle of sun block and putting it on Isabella's shoulders…was he supposed to be enjoying it?
Meanwhile Candace was looking through Linda's car. "I must have left my cell phone here somewhere...hey, what's this?" Candace said picking up a machine that looked like a scanner gun. It had a radar on it and printed on it was… "A bust-inator, huh? Must be Mom's gift for my birthday in two days…." Candace said. Doofenshmirtz had accidentally left his machine in their car when he ticketed it. "I wonder if it—hey!" suddenly a blinking light came showing her the location of something "bust-worthy". Candace smiled and followed it.
Meanwhile back at Doofenshmirtz's evil lair, Doofenshmirtz was now heading towards a white curtained item. "I'm sorry, Perry the Platypus, I think my longer-than-usual rant has thrown us off schedule. Usually, I show you the machine by now. Behold…the O.W.C.-inator!" Doofenshmirtz pulled back the cover to reveal a board with a picture of a machine. "Phew, that one was a mouthful. Sorry, I don't have the real machine on me. It's in space, so you'll have to do with the picture. Anyway, with this switch…" Doofenshmirtz pulled out a remote with a button on it "I will use the O.W.C.…oh let's just call it the O.W.C.A.E.L., anyway I will use it to destroy all of the O.W.C.A.'s bases in the entire TRI-STATE AREA! …Well actually no, O.W.C.A. is worldwide, so really I'm doing this all over the world, not just the Tri-state area. Oh and there's another machine I want to show you, Perry the Platypus." Doofenshmirtz said walking over to an even larger curtained thing. "Behold…NORM!" Doofenshmirtz said pulling off the curtain to reveal Norm.
"Hi, I'm Norm." Norm said.
"Yes, Norm, we KNOW who you are." Doofenshmirtz said and sighed.
Meanwhile at Isabella's everyone had finished waiting for the sun block to soak in and was now swimming. Phineas splashed Baljeet playfully, but it didn't bother him as much to get water in his eye because of the water-pill. Phineas then felt a lot of water go on him as Isabella filled up a small bucket and dumped it on his head. Phineas smiled and splashed her back and the two of them laughed. Suddenly there was a huge tidal wave as Buford jumped in between them and sent water flying. Phineas dove underwater to, once again, enjoy the effects of his invention. Isabella floated lazily underneath him, facing him and smiled dreamily. Phineas smiled too and swam a little closer to her. Suddenly, he heard his name being called from above the surface and rose up. It was Candace.
"Phineas, what are you doing?" Candace asked, the bust-inator still in her hands.
"We've made this new water-pill that let's us, breathe, see, and hear underwater perfectly. We have some more, wanna join?" Phineas asked.
"No, I do not want to join! And with this bust-inator I can prove to Mom, you guys are up to no good!" Candace said storming off.
"A bust-inator huh? Looks like Candace is starting her own summer projects. Good for her!" Phineas said.
"Hey, does anyone wanna have a race?" Isabella asked.
"Me!" everyone said. Everyone got lined up one side of the pool, getting ready to swim to the other.
"On your marks…get set…GO!" Isabella said and everyone swam as fast as they could to the other side. Ferb won, swimming above and under the water like a dolphin. Isabella, who was a pretty good swimmer, made it in seconded. Phineas made it third. Buford held on to Baljeet until the last second and let go of him and beat him. Baljeet made it last, coughing and panting.
Meanwhile at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, Doofenshmirtz had just finished showing off Norm. "You see, I've upgraded him. Well, I've upgraded his basic instinct on destroying platypuses. Anyway, you're probably wondering how I know where all your bases are? Well when I arrested Rodney, I got to ransack his lair and I found a lot of info he has been gathering on the O.W.C.A. and soon I shall use it to my advantage! With the O.W.C.A. gone, I shall weaken you by taking away Major Monogram's leadership and your supply of tools and weapons, crippling your chances in your fight against me. Speaking of cripple, I intend to damage you by breaking your arm…or your leg or something. Thus putting you in a cast and making you an easy target for Norm. I shall find out where you live and send Norm there everyday to beat you up…just like you do to me! Oh and to make it more fun, I've bought him a fedora!" Doofenshmirtz said pulling out a very large fedora and placing it on Norm's head. "You see, Norm was once a member of the O.W.C.A. weren't you, Norm?"
"Indeed I was, sir." Norm said.
"Yes and with his knowledge I can find out where you live, Perry the—Perry the Platypus, how did you escape?" Doofenshmirtz cried as he realized Perry was no longer handcuffed. Perry picked up the handcuffs and slipped his hands in and then out.
"Argh! No matter, Norm destroy him!" Doofenshmirtz said.
"The enemy is the platypus is man." Norm said.
"Urgh, you're using that phrase again? Why bother saying it? The enemy of everything is man, not just the platypus." Doofenshmirtz said. Norm punched at Perry who dodged it and aimed a kick at Norm's legs. Being robotic, the attack had no effect on Norm. Perry changed targets and went after Doofenshmirtz, but Norm swung his arm in the way before Perry could reach him and swatted him back. Perry flew and hit the wall, sliding to the ground. Perry felt dazed, but cleared his head by shaking it and went on the attack for Doofenshmirtz again. Doofenshmirtz smiled as Norm guarded him again and sent a fist into the ground. Perry dodged this and jumped on Norm's hand, climbing on his arm up to his face where he delivered a heavy blow. Norm fell backwards and landed on Doofenshmirtz. Norm then quickly got up and helped Doofenshmirtz up as well. "Urgh…Norm you're starting to be more hurtful than you are helpful…no matter! Show Perry the Platypus our new trick!"
"The enemy of the platypus is Doofenshmirtz." Norm said somewhat generically and his back opened. Norm crouched down and Doofenshmirtz quickly climbed in and the door closed.
Awhile later at Isabella's the five friends where now having a floating contest. Buford sank like a stone and had already been disqualified. Candace meanwhile was still searching frantically for Linda. "Urgh, I wish this was a "findmom-inator" instead." Candace said as she looked through the house. Just as she went to the backyard, she saw her. "Mom!" Candace cried rushing over.
"Oh hello, Candace, what are you up to?" Linda said
"I've been looking all over for you! Where have you been?" Candace asked.
"Oh, I was at Vivian's." Linda said. Candace face-palmed herself and said.
"Well, Phineas and Ferb made these pills that let you breathe underwater and stuff and you have to see them!" Candace said.
"Alright…and where are they?" Linda asked.
"They're at Isabella's! Come on!"
"Candace, I was just there. If you wanted me to see Phineas and Ferb, why didn't you ask me while I was there?" Linda asked.
"You didn't know the boys were over there." Candace retorted.
"Touché…" Linda said. Candace marched over to Isabella's house and went through the door. "You know, it's polite to knock…" Linda said.
"They're this way!" Candace said, ignoring her.
"Ahh, Linda, did you forget something?" Vivian asked.
"Nah, Candace is just looking for Phineas and Ferb…" Linda said.
"Oh, I see. They are in the back yard swimming." Vivian said.
"No time for chit-chat, let's move!" Candace said grabbing Linda and leading her to the pool.
"Hey, kids, what are you up to?" Linda asked.
"Just having a floating contest…" Phineas said lazily.
"Don't kid around, Phineas. Tell Mom what you invented today!" Candace said.
"Oh. Well Ferb and I made these food tablets that let you breathe underwater." Phineas said pointing to them.
"Well, let's see then." Linda said. Phineas sighed, having to give up the contest and swam underwater. He was only there for two minutes when he came back up, desperately catching his breathe.
"They…must have run out…" Phineas said breathing heavily. "I'll just have to take another one." Phineas said popping another fish-shaped tablet into his mouth.
"You two have such active imaginations." Linda said fondly.
"B-but, Mom! He has a new one; he can now breathe underwater for hours. You gotta watch!"
"Candace, I don't have time to watch Phineas try to hold his breathe for hours, I'm very busy today. Now c'mon." Linda said leading Candace back to the house.
Back at Doofenshmirtz's lair, Doofenshmirtz had just entered Norm. "You see, Perry the Platypus, as powerful as Norm is, he's not all that smart. I, on the other hand, am a genius!" Doofenshmirtz cried. Perry rolled his eyes at this. "With his brawn and my brain, we are invincible!" Doofenshmirtz said making Norm punch at Perry. The hits were faster and more accurate. Perry had a tough time dodging this. Perry quickly grabbed a rope and ran under Norm and tripped him. "Gah! Enough of this. It's about time I read Norm's manual…which is kinda funny because, y'know, I created him. You'd think I know how to use him…no matter." Doofenshmirtz said and began flipping through pages. Norm fought Perry on auto-pilot as he did this. "Ahh yes, fighting…hmm, Norm has laser vision. Doofenshmirtz said. Norm's eyes glowed red and he sent beams of light at Perry, who dodged them. "Oh, let's see what this does." Doofenshmirtz said pushing a button. Norm's hands turned into blades. "Oh sweet!" Doofenshmirtz said as he slashed at Perry who quickly dodged all the attacks. "And this does…" Norm's arms went out to his side as though he were going to fly, and suddenly his whole body started to spin, so he looked like a deadly electric fan. Norm was closing in on Perry, but soon the spinning stopped. "Urgh…I don't feel so good…" Doofenshmitz said. Norm's movements were getting wobbly.
Back at Isabella's, the five of them were now diving for sinking rings at the bottom of the pool. The person who got the most would be the winner. The game was nearing its end and Phineas and Isabella were leading by just one ring each. There were three more rings at the bottom of the pool. Phineas and Isabella rushed at one and both grabbed it at the same time. The two began tug warring over it, rising to the surface as they did so. When they reach the top, they both began pulling to opposite ends of the pool where their piles were, they were grunting and laughing as they tugged and Phineas began tickling Isabella, making her laugh harder and let go. As Phineas swam to the other side, Isabella leapt on top of him and brought him down. The two continued laughing, when suddenly, to their horror, Ferb rose of out of the water with the last two rings in his hand. He was in second place and now had more than both of them. "Guess, Ferb won…" Phineas said. The three of them stared at the bottom of the pool, where Baljeet and Buford seemed to be wrestling.
"You think they have another one?" Isabella asked. Phineas shrugged, and then suddenly Baljeet began to rise. He seemed to be swimming for life. When he made it to the top, he took a great intake of air and started coughing.
"What happened?" Phineas asked.
"I ran…out…of…time…and air." Baljeet said, inhaling and exhaling after every word.
"Why didn't you just float up to the surface, then?" Phineas asked.
"I TRIED to, but BUFORD grabbed me and kept me dow—" Baljeet's word's were drowned out…quite literally as Buford came from below and pulled him back under. Phineas' eyes widened, this was too much, even for Buford.
"C'mon guys, we gotta help Baljeet!" Phineas said. Ferb and Isabella nodded and together, the three of them went down in the water. Ferb and Isabella pried Buford off of Baljeet and Phineas helped Baljeet up to the surface.
"Urgh…I'm going home…" Baljeet moaned getting out of the pool and wrapping himself in a towel as he walked out.
"You need to be more careful, Buford." Isabella said.
"Why?"
"Well, you made Baljeet go home…" Phineas said.
"So?"
"Well you don't really have anyone to bully anymore." Phineas said.
"What are ya talking about?" Buford asked "I have three—" Buford glanced at Ferb "Err…two good geeks to bully right here." Buford grabbed Phineas and Isabella by their swimsuits and lifted them into the air, laughing.
"It's not the same is it?" Phineas said. Buford sighed and let them go.
"No, no it's not. Nerdy makes this fun…you two though…well you lack the charm of a true nerd."
"I think it's just because Baljeet is the only one that takes your bullying." Isabella said. "I've read that bullies are weak cowards with no confidence who pick on people weaker than them so they look and feel strong."
"Are you callin' Buford weak?" Buford growled clenching his fists. Isabella wasn't scared, it was her house and Phineas and Ferb were there to protect her. She shoved Buford back a bit. "ARGH!" Buford cried, placing his hand over the spot Isabella touched him. Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella stared wide eyed as Buford continued yelping in pain.
"Wow…you were right Isabella." Phineas said.
"No, it's not her it's—" Buford continued yelling.
"I believe he's gotten sun burned." Ferb said pointing, and he was right, Buford was as red as a lobster.
"Wow…you might want to go home, Buford…" Isabella said.
"And why would I want to do that?" Buford asked.
"Well, you might want to get that burn checked on…and you just got beat by a girl." Phineas said.
"I did not get beat by a girl!" Buford growled raising his fist at Phineas. Phineas poked him and Buford began yelping like a wounded animal again. "Alright, alright, I'm going home!" Buford said getting out of the pool.
Back at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. Doofenshmirtz had just finished using Norm's spinning attack on Perry and was now dizzy. Norm made a clumsy slashing attack with his blades at Perry who ducked. Norm made another slow clumsy slash and Perry jumped on the flat of the blade, and then jumped again and kicked Norm in the face. Norm fell on his back and as he made to get up, Perry kicked him over so he landed on his stomach. Perry then went on his back and opened the door and threw Doofenshmirtz out. As Doofenshmirtz hit the wall, Perry ran up and tackled him. The remote flew from Doofenshmirtz's hand and Perry went after it.
"No, Perry the Platypus, don't switch the settings to laser Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!" Doofenshmirtz cried. Perry smiled and turned the knob to "Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated" and hit the button. To his surprise, Doofenshmirtz laughed.
"Ha ha! I knew you would do that, Perry the Platypus!" Doofenshmirtz said "That is why I mixed up the labels! You are actually firing at the O.W.C.A.! Perry's eyes grew wide and he began to sweat nervously when he heard Norm say
"Uh oh…"
"What do you mean "uh oh", Norm?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
"So, you didn't want me to correct the labeling then, sir?" Norm asked.
"You did WHAT?" Doofenshmirtz cried. Perry smiled and ran off. "You come back here, Perry the Plat—oof" Doofenshmirtz tripped as Perry reached the balcony. "You see, this is what I meant! You beat me up and lea—what's this?" Doofenshmirtz asked as Perry rushed back and put a sticky paper on Heinz's forehead. Doofenshmirtz ripped it off and read it as Perry the Platypus jumped off the balcony and used his parachute. "A ticket? You gotta me kidding me, since when do you have the power to do that? CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!" Doofenshmirtz cried as a giant green laser hit his building and it disintegrated, Doofenshmirtz was now burnt to a crisp, still in midair because of how fast it had been. Doofenshmirtz fell to the ground, screaming "Curse you too, Norm the robot man!"
Meanwhile, Phineas, Ferb and Isabella were playing marco-polo. Phineas was "it" and called "Marco!"
"Polo!" he heard Isabella reply.
"Marco!"
"Polo!" Isabella said and Phineas continued following her voice
"Marco!"
"Polo!"
"Marco…and Ferb I better hear a "polo" from you this time!" Phineas said.
"Polo!"
"Fine…Polo." Ferb said. Isabella was closer, so Phineas continued looking for her.
"Marco!"
"Polo!"
"Polo…" Phineas continued feeling around the water, he heard movement as Isabella, despite wanting to be quiet, began to giggle more as Phineas came closer. Phineas smiled and laughed and Isabella continued giggling. Phineas suddenly leapt, and by lucky chance, got her.
"OK, Ferb, you haven't been marco yet, so I'm going after you!" Isabella said and closed her eyes. She counted to three and said "Marco!"
"Polo!"
"Polo…" Ferb's unenthusiastic "polo" was giving him away.
"Marco!"
"Polo!"
"Polo…" Isabella swam closer to Ferb.
"Marco!"
"Polo!"
"Polo…"
"Marco! Marco! Marco!"
"Polo! Polo Polo!"
"Oh, come now, you can't yet it three ti—" Isabella tagged Ferb with a triumphant look on her face.
"OK, Ferb's it now." Phineas said.
"Actually, I'm leaving." Ferb said.
"Aww c'mon Ferb don't be a poor sport! I know you don't like to talk but—" Phineas said, Ferb had already left the water. Isabella caught the look he gave her, which said clearly that he was giving her some alone time with Phineas.
"It's OK, Phineas. If he doesn't want to play, let's not make him." Isabella said.
"Well…OK." Phineas said as Ferb opened the gate and stepped out.
"I'll tell mum you'll be here for awhile." Ferb said before closing the door and leaving. Despite this, Phineas hoisted himself out of the pool and said
"Guess it's time for me to go too. Mom will be expecting me for dinner."
"But you promised to go swimming, just the two of us later…" Isabella said, feeling pretty let down.
"Oh yeah, I did!" Phineas said.
"Aaand, my Mom's making tacos tonight…" Isabella said, knowing that Phineas loved those.
"Hmm, well I suppose I can stay…" Phineas said.
Ferb, meanwhile, made it back home and was heading up the stairs to change. "Hey, Ferb, where's Phineas?" Linda asked.
"He's still at Isabella's…he'll be awhile." Ferb said. Candace was already upstairs, examining a machine. She caught sight of Ferb and said
"Hey, Ferb, you know a lot of about mechanics! Do you think you can tell me what's wrong with this?" Candace handed Ferb the bust-inator. Ferb examined it and said
"It seems to be busted…"
"Well, I KNOW it's busted! What's wrong with it?"
"Well…this is a "bust-inator"." Ferb said and Candace scowled.
Back at Isabella's, Phineas and Isabella were sitting on an outside table eating the tacos that Isabella's mom had supplied. Isabella was rubbing her bare leg against Phineas' just like at their date. Phineas still had no clue what that meant, and didn't want to make a bad guess again, so he asked. "What does it mean when a girl rubs her leg against someone?"
"Huh?"
"You're rubbing your leg against mine. You did that yesterday too. What does it mean?" Phineas asked. Isabella went red and said
"Nothing. I…just like it."
"Oh…" Isabella had stopped doing it since Phineas' awkward comment. Suddenly Phineas began doing it and said
"I kinda like it too." Isabella smiled and leaned over the table to kiss Phineas on the nose. The two smiled and stared into each other's eyes. Had Isabella's eyes always been this pretty? Phineas once again remembered what Candace had told him and said "You have really beautiful eyes, Isabella."
"Thank you…and you do too…" Isabella said softly "You wanna go swimmin' again?" Isabella asked.
"I would, but we need to wait an hour before we go back in the water." Phineas said.
"Oh…how about sunbathing then?" Isabella asked.
"Sunbathing?" Phineas asked.
"Just sit next to me…" Isabella said pulling two lawn chairs close together until they were touching side by side. Phineas nodded and sat in one. "Put on a pair of these." Isabella said handing him a pair of sunglasses and putting on her own. Phineas put on the glasses. "Now just lie down…and relax." Isabella said lying down. Phineas nodded and lay next to her. The sun was making him a little sleepy. Isabella rolled on her side and placed her arm over Phineas, which made him feel even more relaxed and sleepy. Phineas did the same; he rolled on his side and pulled Isabella a little closer to him. He wrapped his arms around her and they rested their heads on one another…until…
"Isa! Isa!" Phineas slowly opened his eyes, it was sunset now and Vivian was shaking her daughter up. Isabella yawned and sat up.
"What is it, Mom?" Isabella asked.
"I just came to tell you that Linda called, she says that Phineas can stay for a few more hours, but then he has to be home for his bedtime."
"Kay…thanks." Isabella said still yawning and stretching. Vivian went back in the house and Isabella asked "Why didn't you wake me up, Phineas? It's gotta be seven o' clock."
"Sorry…I fell asleep too." Phineas said.
"It's getting late, we should go swimming now." Isabella said.
"Well, I'm not sure if—" Phineas started, but too late, Isabella had jumped in.
"Come on in, Phineas!" Isabella called from the water.
"I don't know…it's kind of cold and I'm all dry now." Phineas said.
"Aww c'mon! I already jumped in!" Isabella said.
"Sorry, it's just—Isabella!" Phineas cried as Isabella splashed him from the pool.
"Come in! If I can do it you can!"
"I know, I just don't feel like—stop!" Phineas said as Isabella splashed him again. Isabella giggled and continued splashing him. Phineas paced quickly from one end of the pool to the other, clearly desperate for a way to get Isabella back. Isabella stuck her tongue out and splashed Phineas again. Phineas leapt in the water and swam as quickly as he could to Isabella who giggled a bit and ran off. Phineas caught her and started pushing her roughly into the wall, but Isabella knew he wasn't mad, he was laughing too much.
Just as Phineas had gotten her cornered, he realized he had no idea what to do now, so kissed her. Isabella was caught off guard, but quickly became active in it. The two placed their hands on the back of one-another's head and pulled each other in, pressing each other as closely as possible together.
"Mmmm…" Isabella moaned. Phineas didn't know why, but this excited him a lot and began to move his lips faster. Isabella moaned louder and Phineas moved his other hand on her shoulders and arms, feeling her nice, warm, soft skin. Isabella did the same and soon after they stopped and began to breathe heavily. Phineas wanted to say something but wasn't sure on what. There was silence and suddenly Phineas whispered
"I love you."
"I love you too, Phineas…" Isabella whispered back and kissed his cheek. Phineas responded by kissing her nose. Isabella kissed his forehead. Phineas kissed her neck. It went on and on until they were kissing each other in the lips again.
Trying to satisfy Phineas and Isabella's love desires was like trying to fill up a black hole. They needed to be holding and kissing each other to be completely satisfied and as soon as they stopped, they were no longer satisfied anymore. To them, it felt like they wanted to do something more as soon as they were done with something else. When Phineas held Isabella's hand, she wanted to be hugged. When Phineas hugged Isabella, she wanted to be held. When Phineas was holding Isabella as close as he could to himself, she wanted to be kissed. When they were kissing, Isabella still wanted more. The same was for Phineas, who was feeling increasingly stupid about how much about Isabella he had ignored. She was absolutely beautiful and she was really nice. Why had it taken a kiss for him to realize how amazing she truly was? Phineas placed his hand on Isabella's cheek and cupped it. It felt strangely warm, even though Isabella felt cold. This was because she was heating up at his touch. Phineas cupped the other and brought her in for yet another kiss.
"Oh Phineas…" Isabella whispered.
"You're shivering." Phineas said.
"I'm cold."
"Let's get out." Phineas said.
"…OK." Isabella said. She didn't want to get out, no matter how cold she was. She wanted to be with Phineas all night…but she couldn't. Time had flown, what had seemed like minutes, was really hours. The two of them would need to be getting to bed soon. Isabella climbed out of the pool with Phineas and they wrapped a large towel around themselves to share. They snuggled to keep each other warm. "Thank you, Phineas…" Isabella said.
"For what?" Phineas asked.
"For being a great friend and making me happy." Isabella said "These last few days have been the best summer days of my life…it's been everything I've ever wanted. I've never been happier."
"Me too." Phineas said. They were both dry now, but didn't want to leave each other. It was still getting late though…
"Bye." Isabella said heading to her home. "See you tomorrow…I can't wait to see what'cha doin'."
"Good night, Isabella." Phineas said getting up and kissing her on the cheek.
"Good night, Phineas." Isabella said "I love you."
"Me too…" Phineas said. The two stared at each other and were suddenly hugging again.
"See ya later…" Isabella said going inside and closing the door before she changed her mind and did something else with Phineas. Phineas waved goodbye and left. Isabella went upstairs and brushed her teeth. When she was done, she went back in her room and stripped off her swimsuit so she could change into her pajamas. When she did so, she went into bed and pulled the covers over her. She rarely went swimming that late and she still felt cold…luckily Phineas was in bed with her. He had come back; he had not been able to leave her. Phineas held Isabella close to him and kept her warm. He kissed her cheek and patted her head. And whispered
"I love you…" once again. Isabella didn't care how he got up here and changed into his pajamas so fast. She didn't care that he might have been watching her change. She didn't care that his parents would be furious as the two of them when Phineas did not come home. She didn't even care that her mother might walk in and see them…all she cared about was being with Phineas…
I'm sure you've realized by now that this did not really happen, that Isabella was having a day dream about Phineas. A day dream, she soon realized was fake and, of course, too good to be true. Still she was happy with how the day had gone and knew that the real Phineas was better than any dream she could ever have. The last thought in Isabella's head before she lost consciousness was Phineas. Sadly the same can not be sad for Phineas, Isabella was only the second to last thought in his head. The last thought was Perry who had just shown up.
"There you are, Perry…you missed a great day today…" Phineas yawned as the platypus crawled into bed with him and he fell asleep. Nevertheless, he still loved Isabella just as much as she loved him.