Sam, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas and Marsh all watched as Elain's body was set on fire to be cremated. Sam watched with tear filled eyes and wrapped his arm around Frodo who was watching in sadness but was also looking at Merry and Pippin who were making out in the safety of the thick smoke. Frodo thought Sam looked very attractive in the black dress he was wearing and the veil was very mysterious. Sam had been feeling like crap ever since Elaine had died but he had felt a little better when he had killed Gandalf.
Flashback...
Sam was on the hunt for Gandalf and was catching up to him very quickly. Frodo was still naked and chasing after Sam trying to calm him down. Sam could see Gandalf in the distance and ran even faster. He ploughed into Gandalf and sent him to the ground where he pinned him down and kneed him in the remainder of his nuts. " YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED MY DARLING GIRL, NOW YOU WILL PAY!" Sam screamed before smashing his fist into Gandalfs face and breaking his nose. "SAMWISE GAMGEE DO NOT TOUCH THE FACE" Gandalf roared and pounced on Sam, but Sam was to small and too quick so he dodged it...just. Sam tripped Gandalf over and kicked him in the ball he had left. " OWWWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOO NOT MY NUT PLEASE NOT MY NUT!" Gandalf screamed in pain. Sam found a long sharp pointed stick and commanded Gandalf to lie on his stomach. Gandalf did as he commanded and Sam removed Gandalfs pants, then he shoved the stick up Gandalfs butt. He heard a soft Gurgle and then Gandalf went limp. The white wizard was dead.
The group slowly walked away from Elain's burning carcass with happy memories of her
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