A/N: hey guys I'm back! I forgot to mention something in my last authors note. My best friend and inspiration for the character Khrisette wanted me to let you guys know that just because my name is bermywolfgirl does not mean I'm hairy. So if any of you think like her now you know. I hope I don't get into trouble doing this update in class but I can't resist!

Disclaimer: I do not own twilight but I made a new best fiction friend!

Carlisle: Who me? I'm not your friend! You're too crazy!

Me: you will pay for that. I do not own twilight but I do own an awesome phone.

Carlisle: Ohhhh you think you're cool.

Chapter 3: Crazy Bella!

Bella POV:

I woke up to see a not from Edward on my pillow. It said: love I've gone hunting again. I'm leaving you with Jasper and Emmett. Do not let them do anything to crazy. Love Edward.

I sighed just as Emmett dashed into the room, grabbed a pair of jeans and a shirt from my closet and threw me over his shoulder. He pushed me into a car and got into the front seat.

"WTF Emmett? You really couldn't wait till I got dressed?" I yelled.

"Hey Bella." Jasper said from the driver's side. I felt a wave of calm and tried to throw it off. "Screw you Jasper." I spat at him. Both boys laughed at my words and calm expression.

"We're gonna have fun today Bella!' Emmett gushed like a girl at a Jonas Brothers concert.

"Why do you say that?" I asked suspiciously.

"Because I told jasper about the game you me and Ali played the other day and I dared Jasper to get you but into a mental hospital!" he yelled.

"WHAT!" I screamed. We stopped at their house and Emmett picked me up and carried me and my stuff to Edward room.

"You have 3 minutes to get dressed and get downstairs." He informed me. So I dressed and went downstairs. I wasn't about to argue with Emmett. (Last time I did he almost had a breakdown.)

Emmett POV

We decided to go to Wal-Mart to make Bella have her breakdown. Bella walked over to the book section and I nodded to Jasper for him to work his magic. He stared at Bella and about a second later she was screaming at a book.

"OMG WILL YOU STOP MOVING! I CANT READ YOU WHEN YOU MOVE! STOP!" she screamed a few people looked at her and she stalked off muttering to herself about candy apples and ponies.

Next she walked to the toy section. A little boy was looking at an action figure and she walked up to him. "HI I'M BELLA! WHATS YOUR NAME?" the boy just stared at her and that made her mad. "ANSWER ME CHARLIE ANSWER!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. She started to shake the little boy while screaming. The little boy started t cry and scream to. Jasper and I just laughed.

Just as a man started to walk up to Bella she screamed at him "DON'T TOUCH ME!" and let the boy go. She ran off and jasper and I ran after her.

Jasper POV

Bella had gone completely mad. All I had done was give her just a little bit of craziness. But I guess she reacted the wrong way. We followed her out of the toy section into the food section. Emmett elbowed me and pointed to a group of men who were following Bella. Their shirts had the sign of the local mental hospital on it.

"TALK YOU DUMB POTATO!" she yelled at a bag of fish. I decided it was time to intervene before she was taken away.

"Bella that's not a potato." I said putting a hand on her shoulder.

"OMG Jazz. I'm in a box. A tiny box. The walls are closing in. Getting smaller, smaller, smaller." She said to me. I tried not to laugh as she voice got softer and softer. The people behind us came up.

"Excuse me but we're going to have to escort her to the local mental facility." One of them said. They pulled Bella from me and put her into a straight jacket before caring her to her van.

Bella POV

I was in a hole. A tiny shrinking hole. Slowly getting smaller. All of a sudden I looked around and I was in the back of a van. Jasper and Emmett were nowhere to be seen. I tried to move and realized I was in a straight jacket. "What the hell?" I yelled. "Emmett, Jasper I'm gonna kill you!" Suddenly the door to the back of the truck open and I was greeted by Emmett's cheerful face.

"Hey Bella!" he greeted.

"Get. My. Out. Of. Here. NOW." I demanded.

"I would but I just wanna see what happens when you get to the hospital so… peace out Bella." He said and closed the van door.

"EMMETT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" I shrieked. The door opened again and a bunch of people in white shirts pulled me out.

"LET ME GO! I'M NOT CRAZY!" I yelled.

"We've got a real nutter this time." One of the people said to this dude in gloves and a face mask. They put me on a table and the guy started to shine a bright light into my eyes.

After a physical check and a mentality test I was finally let's go but I was ordered to go to counseling for three months. Emmett and jasper picked me up and I waited till I got out of the parking lot until I started yelling again.

"WTF GUYS! WAIT UNTIL EDWARD HEARS ABOUT THIS! I HOPE HE MURDERS YOU! I CAN'T BELIEV YOU AGREED TO THIS JASPER! I HOPE EDWARD KILLS THE BOTH OF YOU!" I sat back in my seat and stared out the window pissed off until we got to the house. I was happy to see that the others were back.

"EDWARD GUESS WHAT EMMETT AND JASPER DID TO ME!" I screamed getting out of the car. Emmett grabbed me and covered my mouth with his hand.

"Shut up Bella!" he growled. I screamed against his hand and he started to run off into the trees by the house.

"EMMMMMMETTTTTTTTTTT!" Edward yelled. I guess he read Emmett's mind.

"Crap!" Emmett said. He quickly climbed a tree and left me sitting on a branch at the very top.

"Emmett where is Bella?" he growled. (Not that I could hear them cause I was on the top OF A BLOODY TREE!)

Emmett pointed to the sky and Edward saw me sitting there with my eyes closed.

I heard bang and a couple of high pitched screams before I opened my eyes and realized I was sitting on the Cullens couch.

"Where is Emmett AND Jasper?" I asked.

"Gone to look for their missing body parts." Edward answered. I laughed for the first time all day.

A/N: I hope you guys liked this chapter. I really really need you to review and give me some ideas of what Emmett, Bella, Jasper and Jacob should get into trouble doing at the zoo. So REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW. And what should the chapter after that be about? Also I need to send a shout out to my peoples mytergurl33 aka Kei- kei and minspin aka Khrisette. Peace out: Jazzy…..