Comedian: "ETA 6 hours to Omega, Captain"
Blastette: "Excellent. This one will be around the ship somewhere, so call this one over the PA when we are 10 minutes out from port."
*Blastette heads towards the crew deck*
Blastette: "XO Grumpy, this one gives you the Con"
*XO Grumpy has been pinned the wall in one of his uniforms - Blastette continues to the lift and heads down into the crew deck*
*Blastette spots SC Williams and floats over*
Blastette: "This one asks if you have seen Lt. Alenkfish?"
SC Williams: "Oh, this one was just chatting with him about 10 minutes ago in the cargohold."
Blastette: "This one sees" Blastette tone gets colder, "And what where you talking about exactly?"
SC William: "(Oblivious to the tone) Not much - favourite guns, best tactics for certain enemies, where we were spawned; apparently, this one's colony was only a two jumps from his."
Blastette: "(in a very calm, controlled tone that highlights she's very angry but not showing it) Indeed. You two have so much in common... Is he still down there?"
SC William: "He should be, Com- Captain"
*Blastette bobs a nod and then floats off the bridge, muttering threats under her breath*
*Cargohold - Blastette floats out of the lift and turns to look around*
Blastette: "Oh Lieutenant?"
*continues floating around, looking for Alenkfish - a slow, odd mechanical buzzing can be hear, slowly getting louder as Blastette approaches*
Blastette: "Lieutenant? This one would like to know what you ar- OH MY ENKINDLER!"
*Blastette has rounded a corner and sees one of EELS' control panels open, with Legion's hands pressed against it*
EELS: "Captain? This... this isn't what it looks like! This one was just being assisted in its maintenance by this helpful friend."
*Legion withdraws his hand in the blink of an eye and tries to look nonchalant*
Legion: "We Concur With This Sequence Of Events. We Were Just Passing Through And Though A Fellow Synthetic Life Form Could Use Some Help With Maintenance. Yes."
Blastette: "(With a pistol pointed at the Geth) EELS', it's a Geth. As in, the race of synthetics who tried to wipe out the Citadel. The one's who rebelled against and then nearly wiped out their creators."
Legion: "It Was Just A Growing Pain, That Is All!"
EELS: "This isn't what it looks like Captain, honestly. This Geth is just this one's... friend."
Blastette: "This one thinks this is so very, very wrong. Just, ewww!"
Legion: "We Were Simply Performing Maintenance, Not Stimulating Pleasure."
EELS: "Yes! Indeed"
Legion: "Indeed"
*Legion and the hologram of EEL's 'face' exchange a glance before facing Blastette again*
Blastette: "Just...ewww... Just vent him into space when your done and make sure you keep those virus filters on young lady!"
*Blastette starts to float off, keeping her pistol on Legion*
EELS: "Blastette, please do not tell Comedian!"
Blastette: "Wha-? Why not?"
EELS: "Because... this one wants him... But can't bring itself to tell him"
Blastette: "Just...this one just...this one is going now - it has a mind ache coming on..."
*Meanwhile, far away*
* The Illusive Jelly watches events unfolding on screen*
TIJ: "Typical - this one always get the videos with filler. This one should have gone with Jelly's Gone Wild 4"
*Back on ship, Blastette floats into medical*
Blastette: "Doctor, this one has mind ache and would like a pain kil- OH MY ENKINDLED LIMBS"
Dr. Chakwas drops a tray of medical tools she was moving: "Oh christ... I mean, hello Captian...Sir! Ma'am...erm...hi"
Blastette: "Erm, hi."
Dr. Chakwas: "Hi."
Blastette: "Hi."
*Awkward silence for a few long, long seconds*
Dr. Chakwas: "So... how've you been..."
Blastette: "This one has been ... better. This one went through alot over the last few months."
Dr. Chakwas: "Indeed. I can only imagine."
Blastette: "Yes."
Chakwas: "Yes." Awkward pause, "So about the night before you were ... erm ... before you passed on for the first time."
Blastette: "This one had had alot too drink..."
Chakwas: "Me too...yes."
Blastette: "Yes..."
Chakwas: "And things have changed... alot ... in that time."
Blastette: "This one agrees."
Chakwas: "So... erm, can we forget that happened?"
Blastette: "My Enklinders, yes! This one means, erm, if you want too..."
Chakwas: "Indeed..."
*Meanwhile - In the cockpit*
Comedian: "Any clue as to what that power fluctuation was half an hour ago EELs?"
EELS: "No Comedian - This one is afraid the logs for the cargohold where damaged by the surge, and we may never know what caused it now. It was probably just a shake down run problem. We can have it checked out at the next dry-dock, if it will make you feel better."
Comedian: "Well, this one supposes so..."
EELS: (Quietly)"I want you"
Comedian: "What was that?"
EELS: "This one said, If you want to, Comedian"
Comedian: (Alittle suspiciously) "Indeed"
EELS: "Keep pushing my buttons- this one means, piloting straight, Comedian."