*Panoramic view of Omega station as the HERS Enkindle That comes in to dock. Random pot shots are taken at the ship, but all miss. Two ships in dock are exchanging fire*

Blastette: "This one wonders why everyone around here is so aggressive."

Comedian: "Maybe-"

*Blastette tentacle whips Comedian around the back of the head*

Blastette: "This one did not give you permission to speak..."

*There is a pause as the rest of the crew look at Blastette*

Blastette: (Defensively) "This one was just trying to get into the spirit of the place."

Miranje: "Anyway... you were saying, Comedian?"

Comedian: (cautiously) "This one was just going to say...maybe its the view of a gigantic red Mass relay that seems to go to a dangerous, mysterious, and generally unknown area of space where no one has lived to tell what lies beyond..."

* The crew eye the unusual red Mass relay as one - its big, its red, and it virtually has a giant neon sign saying "Doorway to Hell" written beneath it*

Alenkfish: "Hmm... he might have something there."

*Blastette whips a tentacle at SC Williams*

Blastette: "My Enkindlers, that's it!"

SC Williams: "Ouch - this one does not feel any urges towards violence..."

Blastette: "You must be unusually strong willed, Williams."

*HERS Enkindle That manages to get to an airlock and establishes an air seal with the station*

*Blastette and crew assemble in the briefing room*

Blastette: "Right, this station is virtually lawless, and very dangerous, so this one wants SC Williams to take the lead... because of ...erm..."

Miranje: (as if rolling her eyes) "Her training, skill, experience...?"

Blastette: "YES! Exactly right. Also, she should wear the 'pink dandy' battle armour..."

SC Williams: "Erm, Ma'am, that armour will completely expose this one as it doesn't even remotely blend into the environment and provide camouflage..."

Blastette: "Exactly right, Williams, but we don't want you to be hidden away, we want everyone to notice you and to think thrice before messing with us..." (brief pause, then to herself) "Yes, that's it"

SC Williams salutes: "Yes ma'am, understood"

*She floats slightly straighter and proudly*

Blastette: "And Miranje, you'll join us on this one - this one does not trust to leave one of the Illusive jelly's agents on board."

Miranje: "With respect, this one thinks you hate the Illusive Jelly too much - he did bring you back from the dead, after all. And this one knows he has the interests of the Hanar people at heart... that heart is surrounded by an eccentric and maybe outright insane Hanar, but still."

Blastette: "Regardless, this one does not trust him."

Alenkfish: "Erm, Captain? What about this one?"

Blastette: "Well, sweetie, this one does not like to have more than two crew mates out with it on mission, as it makes his one look like it can't handle its own business without an army."

Alenkfish: (looking uncomfortable about the 'sweetie' bit) "Right... so, what about the extra firepower, technical skills, etc?"

Blastette: "If we are captured or otherwise imprisoned, this one expects the crew to mount a rescue. So, you'll be on that team."

Alenkfish: "Team? Of...one?"

Blastette: "Anyway..." (Blastette brushes on) "We are looking for signs of these Collectors or the trade in Labrador puppies from the human colonies. Also, we are looking for..." (pauses and checks a data pad) "An AngelFish, and a Sullivan Mordin. The Illusive Jelly thinks they'd be useful in the crew. Everyone clear?"

*The crew look uneasy but none actually voice a complaint*

Blastette: "Excellent, lets go."

*On board Omega station, just outside the docking port for the HERS Enkindle That*

*Bert the Bloody-minded Batarian Bouncer stands around and looks abit annoyed at waiting. Eventually the doors to the port open and Blastette's team floats out*

Bert: "Finally! Aria expects you to go see her."

Blastette: "Who is this Aria and why are you bugging this one?"

Bert: "Aria is the boss around here and runs the Afterlife bar and she told me to get the jellies who docked up. That's you, floaters. Afterlife. Now."

*Blastette shoots Bert in the foot, who then falls over in agony*

Blastette: "Hmm, this one thinks it'll stick with floating, crawler. As for the Afterlife, this one thinks you'll get there first."

Miranje: (talking loudly to be heard over the screaming) "Captain, if this one may suggest we go and see this Aria regard-.."

Blastette: "Yes, yes. This one was just annoyed at this Batarian's rudeness. We may go."

* As Blastette and team head off, Vorcha drag off Bert, eying up his leg and pondering what recipes they have for Batarian*

*The team wonder into the Afterlife club and head off to meet Aria - the security let them through and Aria glances at Blastette*

Aria: "No Bert? Who dragged him off this time?"

*Blastette bobs a shrug*

Blastette: "Some Vorcha, this one thinks. This one did not pay attention."

Aria: (With a nod) "He'll probably turn up in a few days then. Anywho, to business."

*The Asari leans back into her low back comfy chair*

Aria: "Apparently, you are a dead Spectre; this concerns me, given Spectres are trouble, let alone dead ones, and I AM OMEGA" (she coughs after her shouted statement) "Anyway, why are you on my station?"

*Miranje and SC Williams exchange perplexed glances over the outburst*

Blastette: "This one thinks its none of your business - but we are searching for two individuals: AngelFish and Sullivan Mordin"

Aria: "AngelFish has angered alot of people on Omega, WHICH IS ME, but I personally don't mind him - he avoids my men and business. You'll have to hurry to get him, of course, given his past is catching up with him. Sullivan Mordin would annoy me with his singing, but he sticks away too. OMEGA HAS SPOKEN"

Blastette: "R..right. We were also looking into the trade of human pets - puppies, specifically."

Aria: "The markets are your best bet. OMEGA, MYSELF, has a great many items for sale. Anything more that I can help you with?"

Blastette: "No, this one does not think so."

Aria: "Excellent. I've decided that you aren't a threat to my business. OMEGA HAS RULED!"

Blastette: "Ok... This one will go now ... and let you get back to ... 'being Omega'... yes"

*Blastette and team start floating out quickly, trying to get out of range of the crazy Asari*