Chapter one. So, your still alive.
So, your still alive. Whoopdee friggin doo. I hope your proud of yourself that natural selection hasn't had you made into a delicious artery sundae. Here are some tips so you don' get yourself, ya know killed! Look, I know it sucks, I've loved, I've lost more than you can imagine, but I don't get emotional about it. Which brings me to the first tip. Keep your emotions in control. If you have to kill a zombie and you were a member of peta or some shit. Just jab and move on, it's like stabbing into a salad veg head it's all good.
Another thing, get some cargo pants. To the girly girl out there your mini skirt aint Ideal for running, and your prada bag isn't I deal for weapon storage. Cargo pants have pockets for knives, cell (to call other living peeps), and a nice hand gun. Oh and there pretty damn comfy. And the most important tip get some weapons, learn how to use them, now onward to the next chapter!