Again! New chapter! Edited for an easier, more comfortable read! By yours truly : ) I don't wish to detain you any longer, read on and be merry!

Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine in any way, whatsoever ='(

"I didn't ask you anything, why do you always say 'yes'?" TenTen asked, her voice crackling over the phone.

"The same reason you shout, 'GO!' and Ino goes, 'Talk'," I replied with a smirk.

"Why do we always open our convos like that?"

"You do. I go with the flow."

"Okay, okay, whatever! I'm at this store called 'The Fuck' or something..." she paused and I heard Hinata's embarassed squeak, and them arguing. "FINE! Damnit, Hina! It's 'The Funk', by the way, like you give a damn, Sakura. How cool is the name?"

"Very," I muttered sarcastically. "Okay, I see you guys...you're in the blue and red, right?"

"Yup, hurry over. The lights are shining on your head and hurting my eyes."

"Bitch." I cut the call and ran over to them. TenTen was wearing baggy pants and a large t-shirt, while Hinata opted for loose jeans and large full-sleeved top.

"Yo," I grinned, holding up my hands.

"That's a peace sign, dumbass." TenTen pointed to me and snorted. "Hinata already bought Ino a present, so she's here to help us look around."

"Thanks, Hina! So what did you get?" I smiled as we began walking.

"I got her a box of assorted exotic flower seeds, with instructions on when and how to grow them. It's not enough, though, is it?" she looked worried.

"You're crazy!" I stared at her. "Those must have been awfully expensive! Ino will love it!" I gave her a single handed hug.

"Thanks, Sakura." she blushed happily. TenTen was moaning about Ino's present and how much she loved her weapons.

We browsed through 3 stores before settling on presents for the wacky blonde. I got her a pair of purple suede ankle boots and TenTen got her racy, orange and black striped lingerie as a joke, seeing as she didn't get very far with men.

"So," I said as we wolfed down onigiri. "Where to now?"

"We gotta get dresses. Party dresses." TenTen stated with a pained look on her face.

"Why?"

"Ino."

"Why?"

"Party."

"Oh. Shite."

"Yup."

"Since when do you listen to blondie?"

"Since she threatened to break or mar my weapons if I didn't 'dress to kill'." She rolled her eyes and made air quotes. "Anyway, let's get this over with."

"Let's go to 'Woozie'!" I exclaimed happily. "You get great outfits for awesome prices!"

"Alright." TenTen and Hinata agreed simultaneously, looking dead.

"...are they super sexy?"

"Yup," I said happily for the umpteenth time. "Don't worry, Ino! We know it's a flashy place, we won't be dressed like...me at work."

"Thank goodness!" I heard the relief in her voice and pouted. "I mean, I'm SO happy you finally get paid a decent wage! Now you can improve your wardrobe for the better and...CAN I HELP YOU?"

"Uh...TenTen's not here and you're not on speaker. But sure, you can help me!"

"Are you nuts? I hate shopping! Why do you think I buy all my clothes a few times in a year?"

"I like shopping!" I insisted. "And you have great taste!"

"Well...if you put it like that," I heard the smugness in her voice. "Okay,"

"Great! Let's meet in an hour?"

"What? Oh, you mean at the club?" she laughed. "Yeah, tell the others and...help them."

I sighed happily. My new dress was so pretty! And not too expensive, either! Thankfully, TenTen had put me in charge of her outfit and Hinata had good taste anyway.

My dress was a plain scarlet empire-waisted, knee-length piece, with noodle straps. There was a thin pink belt tightening the dress under my bust, where the dress flared out from. It had no designs and was a cute party dress, perfect for the occasion.

TenTen didn't want a dress, so I got her a pale pink, satin long shirt and tight fitting chocolate slacks. Dressy enough for Ino and comfy enough for the manly-one.

Hinata looked adorable in an off-white dress with sleeves that reached her elbow, and a hem that teased her knees. It was patterned with little orange and blue spirals that seemed to give the dress a retro feel and made it even cuter.

Ino was a bombshell! A tight sky-blue mini-dress that reached mid-thigh and had a netted portion which closed in a sort of turtleneck around her pale throat, showed off her slim figure and height. To make up for the dress' shortness, her legs were covered with thick, peach stockings.

Thankfully, all our efforts had payed off and we had been approached by several cute guys. TenTen tried dancing with one of them after we forced her, but within minutes the poor guy was moaning in pain. Even with lots of space between them, she'd stomped his feet throughout. Now she was sitting with Hinata at the bar, because in the middle of the innocent girl's dance with a not-so-innocent guy, his hand crept onto her butt and squeezed.

Thankfully TenTen saw him and...well, he wasn't partying anymore. Ino had danced with a few guys, but they tried groping her too and she walked off. I had been dancing with this cute brunette for sometime, when out of nowhere another guy popped up behind me and tried to do a threesome dance. It was all pretty innocent, no touching, so I closed my eyes and kept dancing. I heard some scuffling and mumbling behind me, but I passed it off as a tiff over moi. I did look pretty good...

"What are you doing here, Haruno?" a deep voice broke into my happy reverie and I turned around. I was dancing alone, and staring at me through narrowed eyes was none other than Uchiha Sasuke.

"What the-! Where are..um..those guys?" I exclaimed, forgetting their names, looking around. "And what are you doing here?"

"If you mean the clowns that were flailing their arms around you, they had to leave." he stated, soft colour highlighting his cheekbones.

"Oh," I was disappointed. "Why didn't they tell me they didn't want to dance with me? I would have left them alone..."

"It's-" he started, but was interrupted by a loud shout.

"Oye teme, what's keeping yo...SAKURA-CHAN?"

I looked around for the source of the voice calling my name. I came face-to-face with a smiling face with whisker marks on both cheeks and a shock of blonde hair tumbling into electric blue eyes.

"NARUTO?"

I love Naruto! Isn't he the cutest? But um, random-ass chappie, eh?

Oh, and btw, I know it was extremely vague when Sakura was dancing with those guys and they disappeared when Sasuke came. the scuffling and mumbling was Sasuke telling them to screw off and get away from the rosette...teehee! Jealousy attack!

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