Chapter 3 how to make your brains stay in your skull (with commentary from violet's clan member and best friend Lila, a.k.a. sparky our designated pyro)
Sparky….bold
Violet….regs!
Ok, chapter two, how to keep those miniscule brains in you mediocre skulls, well first you wanna,…Sparks, why are you jumping up and down? HIIIIIIII, I'M IN A BOOK, THIS IS AWESOME. VI, CAN I TELL THEM HOW I KILL THE DEADIES! What, I'm sorry but I have just had my eardrums blown out by miss hyperactive! HEHE THAT'S ME! SO CAN I CAN I CAN I? Why the hell not, your gonna do it anyway! Yay. SO IF A DEADIE TRIES TO COME AFTER YOU AND YOU HAVE NO EXPLOSIVES, GUNS, OR KNIVES. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS A KEEP A LIGHTER ON YA. FIND A PIECE OF LOOSE CLOTH OR SKIN ON THE DEADIE AND BURN THEIR ASSES TO HELL! IT'S FUN TO WATCH THE FLAIL AROUND AND SCREAM AS THEY DIE ASLOW PAINFUL DEATH! Ok, someone needs therapy! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! YOU KNOW IT, OH AND SINCE THIS CHAPTER'S ABOUT KEEPIN YOUR BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD, I SUGGEST DUCT TAPE! Why duct tape? IT CAN FIX ANYTHING, DUHR! Of course, well that's the end of this chap… BYE!...ter, bye!