Violets guide chappy 3!..(ok enough happy)
Ok class gather around so auntie Violet can tell you the three S's so you don't get your asses eaten….:)
Ok so s number uno stealth how the hell are you supposed to survive a fucking APOCALYPSE without stealth? Just be stealthy and stay healthy. Survive(ya know just to re iterate that) the third s is SHUTUP STUPID DO YOU WANT TO DIE! Zombies (the ones who still have ears) have sensitive hearing, a result of the disease. So stay quiet or you'll get shot by auntie violet….:)
(hey sparks what else am I teaching the little shiiiiiiiii…ooops, one saw my text, bye)
Um class auntie vi's gonna have to wing it for the rest of the class….soo who here knows what an AK-47 is?