*Chapter 4 loveys, yes auntie Vi is in fact trapped in an elementary school with her clan teaching the guide to 5 year olds…and sparky. Hey at least sparky's making friends. Yes the guide is leading into the story of the zombie apocalypse and violets clan, it will be full of laughs,love,….something else that starts with an l that I can't think of, and something all zombie fans adore shit tons of GORE, remember readers, auntie VI doesn't give a crap so don't pardon her French*
Welcome to "yes, your loved ones want to kill you"
"Okay boys and girls I want you to think about your mommy's and daddy's, your little sister or brother, even your best friend or pet….now I want you to picture them as a brain eating nosferatu come to kill you…was that a bit much?" shiiiiit "sparky did I over do it, how do we get the kids to stop crying it's getting annoyi…sparky are you….." "VIOLET I DON'T WANT YOU TO KILL ME! I AM A GOOD GIRL DON'T HURT ME! WAIT VIOLET…I DON'T WANT YOU TO TURN INTO A NOS PIT FART LOO!WAAH!"
"shit spark, just help me get the kids to shut up!" "BUT VI-O-LET YOU'RE A ZOMBIE, I'M NOT SPOSED TA TALK TO ZOMBIES" "sparky I'm not a zombie, it's a scenario" "…..OOOOOOH, OK. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T A BRAIN EATER WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN GET YOU TO EAT GREENBEANS!" "sparky, just get the kids to shut up!" "FINEEE, HEY KIDS, WHO WANTS TO SHOT GABE IN THE ASS WITH A CROSSBOW?...WHAT, HE ATE MY REDVINES, BOYS GOTTA PAY!, C'MON KIDS"