My second chapter about the chat room. Enjoy!

Artemis Fowl Chat Room!

Pizza is awesome has logged on.

Holly: we w8ed 4 ever!

Me: srry but we got a new person!

Artemis: Oh no, another person from my books?

Me: no, and remember BAD GRAMMER! it's a person who remains secret BUT there username is…. Alayna+Arty4ever!

Artemis: not another fangirl…..

Me: well idk but u can ask her

Alayna+Arty4ever has logged on.

Foaly: u called it mud boy

Me: HEY! BAD DONKEY!

Foaly: sdfhdzkjfgdsfjhvdfz

Artemis: wat did u do!

Foaly: only jacked his account and slammed his face against the keybord nothing serious

Alayna+Arty4ever: um…. why is foaly acting like pizza…..

Me: cuz

Foaly: i

Me: jacked

Foaly: his

Me: account

Alayna+Arty4ever: ok

Me: HEY BAD DONKEY!

Foaly: got my account back and hired bodyguards!AHHH OW OW OW OW! FALLS UNCONSIOUS

Me: I zapped him.

Complete silence

Me: anyone eager to get on ma bad side?

Holly: no….

Bodyguard has logged on.

Me: hi butler

Butler: hi pizza hows arty?

Me: same

Artemis: don't call me arty! * has nervous break down from people calling him Arty *

Alayna+Arty4ever: where's chix?

Me: offline and REMOVED!

Holly: phew!

Me: well gtg!

THE END!

So, how did you guys like it? Hope Invader Jemi (AKA Alayna+Arty4ever) is OK with her character! Feel free to try to get your character in! R&R (You can add what you want your character to say if you want.)