"His name is…Fifi."

Fifi the monkey was wearing a frilly white dress with doily-patterns sewn on, and a bridal bouquet was in his hands. He even had matching shoes!

Presea had to shield herself from the evil. She turned around and saw Regal in the same dress, only Regal-sized. He had the bouquet and shoes, too. She screamed bloody murder and turned back around.

"Don't you think I'm pretty?!" he asked, clearly hurt.

"Yeah, sure…"

"Well, how about this?" Presea turned around again to see Regal now in a black strapless dress (very kinky, by the way) with WAY too much makeup on. "I think it's sexy."

"Give me the monkey, PLEASE," Presea pleaded.

"10,000 Gald—"

Presea grabbed Fifi and ran. "Goodbye, monkey fool!"

-A Genis Moment, Part 1-

"I'm God and You're Not"

Genis sighed. This was the life.

"Work harder."

"Sir, I'm trying."

"So try harder."

"But—"

"You are dismissed. I cannot stand your incompetence, or, as a matter of fact, your face."

Rodyle ran away crying. Genis sighed. "Next peasant."

"H-hello," said a timid child.

"Why are you here?"

"To…to ask for money."

"Fool! Rodyle, come back!"

The ugly, mother-and-camel-fucking bastard returned. "What is it, God?"

"Kill him."

The cat molester cut the child's head off.

"Now, Rodyle…continue."

-What Lloyd Was Doing-

Lloyd was wearing fake wings and dancing around. He was singing "Tomorrow" from that Broadway shit "Annie." Or…"Francesca." I don't remember. But anyways, he was. Annnnd…it was scary. Really scary.

And there was this guy watching him and he was all like, "Work it, boy!" Stupid bastard! So then Lloyd killed him.

-With the Evil Presea-

Presea picked Fifi up. "So. You are evil. How evil ARE you?"

Fifi screeched.

"That evil, huh?"

Fifi nodded.

Presea sighed. "Very well."

-What Kratos Was Doing-

Kratos was reading "Fluffy Bunnie Meets His In-Laws." He was also crying. It was so sad, that story. Fluffy Bunnie and his in-laws were killing each other! "Oh, Fluffy…why did you have to die?"

"Did someone say…FLUFFY BUNNIES?!!!!!"

To be continued…

Now I realize I forgot the disclaimer for the first 2 chapters, so…I don't own Tales of Symphonia and I never will. If I owned it, it would actually go something like THIS:

Lloyd: Oh hi my name is Lloyd hehehehehe.

Colette: That is a stupid name just like Fish. I will call you Joe.

Lloyd: It's not a stupid name TT

Kratos: Hey don't make fun of my son

All: OMG Lloyd is Kratos's son OO

Kratos: O shit

Mithos: Hahaha here I am aren't I pretty

Yuan: I'm prettier

THE END

So there ya go. Enjoy.