OK, first of all, I'd like to say this. It's an important announcement about the chapter after this one, chapter 12. It will be completely dedicated to Genis. Sesshy is sexii can even verify this, for in reality we are in fact best friends and go to the same school and discuss ideas together. I came up with this idea either yesterday or today. So don't you worry, Genis fans. He will have his moment.
On to the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except sammiches and all the things you'd never even think of, like the rapping puppy from the previous chapter. So there. Basically, anything professional that gets paid to exist, I don't own.
Everyone blinked at each other. Then they all took out their weapons and started hurting the crap out of everyone. Um, yeah. That's it.
Lloydie, in a pathetic attempt to stay away from the evil nasty scary people, attempted to summon Aska to get him the hell outta there but failed miserably.
In the midst of all this chaos, Regal and Origin walked by. Lloydie glanced over at them, and then did a double take, his eyes expanding to 1000 times their normal size.
This time they were wearing skimpy bikinis.
Lloydie whimpered in a desperate attempt to scream. He backed up into someone.
That was as far as he got. Someone stealthily kidnapped the red-clad boy where he stood!
After much hurting was done, Kratos turned around to see how much his son was learning. When he discovered Lloydie was missing…
"Magnius?"
"Yeah Kratos?"
"Where is my son?"
"What?"
"Lloydie. He's gone and disappeared."
"Disappeared! Lloyd?"
"Yes…and…he was my bestest friend, even though he was related to me, and you have no idea about how sad I am because I miss him so much already and—" He started to cry.
Magnius was never good with crying people, so he asked Zelos to comfort the crying Seraphim.
"Um, hey Kratos, I know this isn't much solace, but I think I saw the person who kidnapped him."
"Lloyd was KIDNAPPED!" This made Kratos cry harder.
"Yeah. But I know who did it! Because, ya see, I got a real good look at her face."
"Where's the damn bitch who stole my son away?"
"It was Colette."
There was a horrified silence. Then, "C-Colette?" faltered Kvar. "THE Colette? The one who rained the evil hammers of the apocalypse upon Pronyma-bitch back there at the temple?"
"Yeah, that Colette."
"Damn!"
"You guys, I'm not going to help you until you get my son back."
"What!"
"Well, it's just breaking my heart! I mean, if you had someone you loved," (which is doubtful,) he whispered, "would you be able to just up and leave them?"
"Yes," responded both Magnius and Kvar. "Because it would be impossible for anyone to love us back."
Kratos sighed. "I know. It is SO tough being damn sexy."
"Yep," agreed Zelos.
Magnius turned to Yuan. "Will you sell us a sammich in order to lend us the courage to fight?"
"Better 'n that, I'll join your flippin' posse!"
Magnius and Kvar high-fived.
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I shall explain what I can do." Yuan cleared his throat. "I can make sammiches for you. They will heal your direst wounds."
"What about the minor ones?"
"Yeah, them too, but who cares about them?"
Kvar said, in a VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY awful Texas accent, "Well, I suppose the people who only get minor injuries would care."
Magnius was silently fuming.
"Hey Maggie, why are you fuming?"
"MAGGIE!" he roared. "And anyway I am fuming because I cannot beat this infernal video game."
"What, Baten Kaitos? C'mon I beat that game months ago." (I don't mean to insult Baten Kaitos. And I don't own it, either. This also applies literally.)
"Shut up, Kvar."
To be continued…!
Okay! Now then, what will happen to poor Lloydie since Colette has kidnapped him? Why on EARTH did Yuan choose to side with Magnius and Kvar? Will I ever get around to answering these lame-ass questions? Ah well, I guess you'll just have to stick around till chapter 13. Remember, Genis gets his time to shine next chapter! Bye-bye!