OVER 50 REVIEWS! This is such a happy day for me! Thank you, all my readers! sniffle And guess what! After this fiction is over, I have plans for a sequel AND a little side fic. So, that's that! I hope you don't explode from excitement (no, I don't have that many fans -)! By the way, I own nothing.

It was a fine day wherever Genis was. He didn't remember. He'd been here for about two weeks and he still didn't actually know where he was. He thought that was kind of sad. But anyways, he had Rodyle, which actually wasn't much comfort at all, but Rodyle was his servant.

Actually, it's a pretty funny story about how Rodyle became his servant, but we'll get to that later.

Genis looked around boredly. "Is there anything to destroy here?"

"No, it doesn't look like it."

Genis sighed. "Well, go find something."

Rodyle grumbled a grumbly noise.

"You said something?" asked Genis dangerously.

"No." Rodyle went off to find something.

"Well, hi there, Genis," said a voice behind him.

"Sheena…"

"That's right! And…guess what?"

"What is it, you inept fool?"

"Why don't you turn around and look?"

So the young sage turned and looked. Then, he gasped in the horrific horror of someone in horrific, um…unmovable HORROR! Oh, no! So, while Genis was gasping, Sheena got bored and threw a rock into his mouth. He started to roll around and choke. "Oh, it hurts!"

"Shut up, you brat!"

What did Sheena have? Well, she had stolen his kendama! That's right, Genis's precious kendama was stolen and was in the clutches of a maniac! Or something like that. I can't really remember. So, anyways, Genis was now choking on the rock and screaming and rolling around on the ground and dying when suddenly…

Yuan stepped on his stomach. HARD. The boy coughed up the rock and started crying because his stomach hurt. Yuan asked if he wanted a sammich.

Now, what is Yuan doing here? I said this chapter was about Genis! Well, somehow Yuan managed to bribe me enough to let him into the chapter. Anyways, he did a little dance and sang a song about sammiches. Then he left.

Genis was still crying. Then he saw Rodyle coming and turned around for a moment, and when he turned back around he was normal. Strange, eh? At any rate, Rodyle came holding a kettle. "This is all I could find, my lord."

"There's no TIME for that now, Rodyle! This Fujibayashi character has stolen my goddamn kendama! Throw that stupid kettle away!"

Sheena smirked and left, swinging the kendama and whistling the "Mr. Ed" theme song.

"SEE, RODYLE? YOU'VE LET HER GET AWAY!" yelled Genis.

"Well, YOU weren't doing anything about it!"

"How dare you defy me! Who is it who decided to take you in after finding you in the freakshow surrounded by those evil hamburgers and the Wonderful Guitar Players from the Planet Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz! WHO, I ASK!" (I play guitar. I am poking fun at myself.)

"You, sir," mumbled Rodyle.

Since I've mentioned it earlier, I might as well tell you exactly how it is that Rodyle became Genis's servant.

-Flashback-

Rodyle was in a cage. A big cage where there was a water bowl and a piece of bread. Rodyle cautiously nibbled at the bread to make sure it wasn't salted. Of course, it was, so he spat it out.

Salted bread! That is just disgusting! Dear lord! If someone made me eat salted bread I would just die! Holy SHIT, that is GROSS! Oh, god!

Anyways, this was the 8th time they'd given him salted bread. He was allergic to salt, so…yeah.

Rodyle sighed and decided to starve again today. However, he was not to be alone…

For that night, the evil hamburgers attacked! OMG! Yes, the hamburgers came and started to rip at the bars of the cage! But they got bored and left.

The next day at the freakshow, people payed lots of Gald to see Rodyle riding a pink pony named John. I think it was John, anyway. I can't exactly remember, but it began with a j. Maybe it was Jeremiah. Oh well. While Rodyle was riding the pink pony, he had to sing the national anthem of Botswana. He did this for 8 hours straight and finally got off the pony to get some sleep. Of course, this time the hamburgers attacked again! And this time, they didn't give up! Oh, no! They ripped at the bars and tore apart the wooden planks and started to advance upon the poor Rodyle.

Then, there was a sparkling flash of light, and a group of 7 people with guitars appeared randomly. "Weeee arrrre the Wonderfulllll Guitaaaaar Playerssss from the Plaaaaaanet Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!" the leader sang. He had purpley hair and huge, deformed eyes with really long eyelashes. He looked like a girl! But anyways, he blinked twice. "Will you come with us to our planet?"

"NO!"

"Then die," said he, with an air of girliness.

"Explosion!" rang out a young voice.

The hamburgers were burnt to a crisp, and the Wonderful Guitar Players burst into flames and died horribly.

"Who are you?" asked Rodyle.

"I am Genis Sage."

"H-hi."

"Would you like to accompany me?"

"Where are you going?"

"I don't know. But I could use a pack mule. Will you be my pack mule slash servant?"

"Um…I don't know…"

"Oh. Well, I guess I'll just leave you at the Salted Bread Freakshow, to live off that bread and to be attacked by the hamburgers nightly."

"Wait; let me come with you!"

"I thought so."

-End Flashback-

"Remember, Rodyle?"

"…Yes."

"Now let's go find that kendama."

So the two set off to look for the kendama.

Well, guys, looks like I'll have to continue this later! I'll alternate between the two storylines, ok? So next chapter has Lloydie and co, and then chapter 14 will contain the continuing adventures of Genis, Rodyle and Sheena. Sorry I couldn't finish this up. I was depressed. Byebye!